Why doesn't Luke Harper bathe?

Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill El Dandy The Secret Armstrong Always lovely Posts: 7,937 Member is Online	Why doesn't Luke Harper bathe? Dec 9, 2013 13:05:06 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 9, 2013 13:05:06 GMT -5 I know he's part of an evil, brainwashing hillbilly cult but that really shouldn't excuse poor hygiene.
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Amazing Kitsune Hank Scorpio Posts: 5,638	Why doesn't Luke Harper bathe? Dec 9, 2013 13:12:35 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Amazing Kitsune on Dec 9, 2013 13:12:35 GMT -5 Keeps him hungry. Bathing makes you soft. Softness makes you weak.

Instant Classic King Koopa Too Sweet? Posts: 12,602	Why doesn't Luke Harper bathe? Dec 9, 2013 13:22:24 GMT -5 BigBadZ, rapidfire187, and 4 more like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Instant Classic on Dec 9, 2013 13:22:24 GMT -5 Bray: Harper, it's time for your bath Harper: no no no no

Friday Night SmackOwn Ozymandius The King of North America Posts: 61,738	Why doesn't Luke Harper bathe? Dec 9, 2013 13:24:31 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Dec 9, 2013 13:24:31 GMT -5 He's essentially an evil, backwoods cultist version of Pigpen from Charlie Brown.
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Chip Hank Scorpio Slam Jam Death. Posts: 5,185	Why doesn't Luke Harper bathe? Dec 9, 2013 13:37:29 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chip on Dec 9, 2013 13:37:29 GMT -5 He does bathe. He bathes with crocodiles, how else would he know how to gator roll.

Y2M Dennis Stamp Posts: 4,757	Why doesn't Luke Harper bathe? Dec 9, 2013 13:38:16 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Y2M on Dec 9, 2013 13:38:16 GMT -5 Because then he wouldn't be able to shout the Wyatt Family's new slogan, "follow the B.O."

Rican Bill S. Preston, Esq. July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it Posts: 16,732	Why doesn't Luke Harper bathe? Dec 9, 2013 14:27:40 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rican on Dec 9, 2013 14:27:40 GMT -5 Gives him a competitive advantage over germaphobe opponents.

Essential1 Hank Scorpio Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB Posts: 6,080	Why doesn't Luke Harper bathe? Dec 9, 2013 14:40:19 GMT -5 via mobile Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Essential1 on Dec 9, 2013 14:40:19 GMT -5 Bathings for girls.

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Why doesn't Luke Harper bathe? Dec 9, 2013 14:42:27 GMT -5 Friday Night SmackOwn and Instant Classic like this

Bray: Harper, it's time for your bath
Harper: no no no no

Ohkay, you've forever intertwined Amy Whinehouse and Luke Harper in my mind, thanks for that.

Talent Name Ozymandius Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose James Franco is the white Donald Glover Posts: 63,743 Member is Online	Why doesn't Luke Harper bathe? Dec 9, 2013 16:51:35 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Talent Name on Dec 9, 2013 16:51:35 GMT -5 Kind of hard to bathe when you got panthers, gators, and Skunk ape possibly lurking around
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Why doesn't Luke Harper bathe? Dec 9, 2013 16:52:53 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2013 16:52:53 GMT -5 He's just lazy. End of.

onetruemisfit ALF FANs #1 Boo Radley mark Posts: 1,023	Why doesn't Luke Harper bathe? Dec 9, 2013 16:53:35 GMT -5 via mobile Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by onetruemisfit on Dec 9, 2013 16:53:35 GMT -5 He can't swim.

Doctor Of Style King Koopa Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't. Posts: 12,104	Why doesn't Luke Harper bathe? Dec 9, 2013 19:05:18 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Doctor Of Style on Dec 9, 2013 19:05:18 GMT -5 They run him through the car wash every once in a while.

Confused Mark Wahlberg Dalek Shacklin' the masses with drastic rap tactics Posts: 52,411	Why doesn't Luke Harper bathe? Dec 9, 2013 19:25:55 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 9, 2013 19:25:55 GMT -5 He licks himself clean like a cat
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