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Post by subject2 on Dec 9, 2013 20:50:34 GMT -5
Is anyone else sick of this line from Michael Cole...I realised a while back that the reason most of the roster have no characters is they don't let them say anything from themselves. A wrestler should say backstage in an interview..confrontation or even pre taped segment why they are pissed at who they are feuding with. Instead we get Michael Cole telling us earlier today I spoke with ___ and he's angry at ___ because of ___.....all while their in the ring acting the same as they normally do..
Anyone else annoyed by this?
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Post by The Tank on Dec 9, 2013 21:37:54 GMT -5
But then we wouldn't have time for five recaps of what happened at the beginning of the show!
Or they might have to cut the three tutorials on how to download the WWE App! HOW WILL WE KNOW HOW TO DOWNLOAD THE WWE APP?!?!?!?
Heh? What's that? Letting the talent develop personalities for themselves and ingratiate themselves with the crowd? WHAT A LOAD OF MALARKEY, THAT WON'T SELL MORE JOHN CENA SHIRTS!!!
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Post by Lancers on Dec 9, 2013 21:46:07 GMT -5
WWE MAD LIBS
I had a conversation with Aksana and she said will you please get out of the bathroom while I'm trying to drop a deuce?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 9, 2013 21:47:30 GMT -5
WWE MAD LIBS I had a conversation with Aksana and she said will you please get out of the bathroom while I'm trying to drop a deuce?I refuse to believe Aksana speaks that English that well.
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 9, 2013 22:02:36 GMT -5
WWE MAD LIBS I had a conversation with Aksana and she said will you please get out of the bathroom while I'm trying to drop a deuce?I refuse to believe Aksana speaks that English that well. What is deuce??
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Post by Chiral on Dec 9, 2013 22:05:59 GMT -5
WWE MAD LIBS I had a conversation with Aksana and she said will you please get out of the bathroom while I'm trying to drop a deuce?Heel promo: My name...is (noun). You people are (insult). At (event), you will lose to me. (pause)
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Dec 9, 2013 23:33:15 GMT -5
Is anyone else sick of this line from Michael Cole...I realised a while back that the reason most of the roster have no characters is they don't let them say anything from themselves. A wrestler should say backstage in an interview..confrontation or even pre taped segment why they are pissed at who they are feuding with. Instead we get Michael Cole telling us earlier today I spoke with ___ and he's angry at ___ because of ___.....all while their in the ring acting the same as they normally do.. Anyone else annoyed by this? Yeah, I've been saying forever one of their main problems is forgetting the show don't tell rule of storytelling.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Dec 9, 2013 23:35:06 GMT -5
Cole seems to also like to say "knocking off/knock off" when discussing results of prior matches.
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Dec 9, 2013 23:37:54 GMT -5
I remember watching WCW once, Prince Iaukea was attacked or something backstage before his match and one of the announcers, I wanna say Larry or Heenan, said YEAH I TALKED TO PRINCE BACKSTAGE WHEN HE ARRIVED AT THE ARENA TONIGHT AND HE TOLD ME THAT ALTHOUGH HE'S HURTING, HE'LL STILL GIVE IT HIS ALL or something to the effect.
Which makes no sense because Iaukea was attacked backstage in a segment, and all the announcers were at the desk the entire show, so if they had REALLY talked to him backstage when he showed up, he would have been fine.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 10, 2013 0:40:03 GMT -5
It's "Star Wars prequel" booking
Anakin and Padme are passionately in love. The Naboo people are suffering under the occupation of the Trade Federation. Obi Wan and Anakin have had many adventures that establish their deep friendship. The Jedi's are protectors of peace and justice in the Old Republic.
We never see these things, but are simply told that they happen.
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Post by wisdomwizard on Dec 10, 2013 1:38:20 GMT -5
I don't hate Cole, but I agree this is a problem. Thankfully, they're showing Brodus vs. Xavier and Miz vs. Kofi instead of telling at least.
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Post by Injustice45 on Dec 10, 2013 1:42:39 GMT -5
I had a conversation earlier today with The Rock, and he said that "he'll take John Cena's Slammy, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick straight up his candy ass."
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