What If A WWE Superstar Was Dating CM Punk's Sister?

[Banjo Is Broken]

Maybe you all remember Punk's cute little sister from the Punk/Jericho saga. Let's all try to imagine different scenarios where one of Punk's fellow competitors are dating her.

Here she is...





Possibly eying a potential love interest at ringside.


What if she hooked up with Dean Ambrose? I could see those two together. Or Seth Rollins. He could be the right kind of guy for her. Maybe she wants someone more buff like Roman Reigns. The SHIELD could make videos where they are making out with her and send them to Punk as a way mess with him.

[Heartbreaker]

Oh you...

[Deleted]

What if Stephanie McMahon was dating her?

[tekkenguy]

What if she was dating Jericho?

[MrBRulzOK]

Kevin Nash could try hitting on her only for her to freak out and call him a zombie.

[DZ: WF Legacy]

"O M G Kevin Nash W T F He's good in bed L O L"

[Professor Chaos]

I'd take a knee to the face to go penis to vagina with her.

[Heartbreaker]

Dec 15, 2013 4:32:33 GMT -5 tekkenguy said:

What if she was dating Jericho?

If Russo was around I would have expected that to happen in a swerve.

Has anyone got the link to the original thread where people were going nuts over Punk's sister? It was hilarious.

[thelonewolf527]

Dec 15, 2013 5:27:21 GMT -5 Professor Chaos said:

I'd take a knee to the face to go penis to vagina with her.

So you're saying you give her a Go 2 Sleep as well, only instead of hitting her with your knee, you throw her down and hit her in the face w- (you can fill in the rest)

[Tessmachers-Ass-Fan]

Hold King back!

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Dec 15, 2013 5:49:46 GMT -5 Tessmachers-Ass-Fan said:

Hold King back!

She's too old for him.

[The Ichi]

Dec 15, 2013 5:37:38 GMT -5 Heartbreaker said:

Dec 15, 2013 4:32:33 GMT -5 tekkenguy said:

What if she was dating Jericho?

If Russo was around I would have expected that to happen in a swerve.

Has anyone got the link to the original thread where people were going nuts over Punk's sister? It was hilarious.

I vaguely recall people calling Banjo a massive weirdo (which he is, but not for this reason) for calling Punks sister cute and then proceeding to post 20 gifs of AJ sticking her ass out in the diva thread, yes.

[Deleted]

What if the guy in that bad hairpiece was Bruce Willis the whole time?

[________ has left the building]

Dec 15, 2013 10:49:41 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

What if the guy in that bad hairpiece was Bruce Willis the whole time?

Not a nice thing to say about Rumer Willis.

[Yami Daimao]

Can it be a former WWE Superstar?

[Wolf Hurricane]

Dec 15, 2013 2:11:05 GMT -5 Banjo Is Broken said:

The SHIELD could make videos where they are making out with her and send them to Punk as a way mess with him.

I like this idea. Sending hostage videos to Punk to get him riled up and distracted and making innuendos about how much "fun" they're having with her in an undisclosed place.

[Essential1]

Del Rio could date and stand in the ring and be like "tonight it's.......clobbering time" with the wink.

[audiencewatching]

Dec 15, 2013 5:56:28 GMT -5 Mighty Attack Tribble said:

Dec 15, 2013 5:49:46 GMT -5 Tessmachers-Ass-Fan said:

Hold King back!

She's too old for him.

Obvious joke is obvious

[SAJ Forth]

He better hope they're not as big of a poon hound as him. Otherwise he'd have to do something that may get him sent away for a while.

[Allie Kitsune]

Who in the company does Punk legitimately hate most?

Aside from Miz, since Miz is still with Maurice.