Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 16, 2013 21:03:04 GMT -5
Celebrate the Yule Tide in the Put of Danger with your FRIIIEEEND Dave Batista! What fun holiday activities do we have planned?
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 16, 2013 21:34:47 GMT -5
all I know is it ends with James Earl Jones narrating "and Zack Ryder, having seen what the world would be like if he'd never been born, pulled his head out of the oven and replaced it with a warm christmas goose".
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Post by Instant Classic on Dec 16, 2013 21:36:15 GMT -5
and on that day Douchetista's collar grew 2 sizes.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Dec 17, 2013 1:10:08 GMT -5
His Christmas special is just him listing off the Divas he's slept next to a Christmas tree and a fire pit. He's also wearing a really tight ugly Christmas sweater with the sleeves cut off so you can see his "sweet new tat, brah."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2013 22:37:14 GMT -5
Celebrate the Yule Tide in the Put of Danger with your FRIIIEEEND Dave Batista! What fun holiday activities do we have planned? There better be some crazy ass hazards on that course... |
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 17, 2013 22:43:26 GMT -5
"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!" starring Dave Batista as Santa Claus.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2013 22:49:11 GMT -5
Celebrate the Yule Tide in the Put of Danger with your FRIIIEEEND Dave Batista! What fun holiday activities do we have planned? There better be some crazy ass hazards on that course... Dude, have you seen the windmills? Slices the damn ball in half if you're unlucky. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2013 22:51:05 GMT -5
"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!" starring Dave Batista as Santa Claus. Alternatively, Rey Mysterio could play Santa and Big Dave as Daddy, to much the same effect. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 2:45:54 GMT -5
Batista must spend 24 hours as a woman
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Dec 18, 2013 5:20:55 GMT -5
Batista's nice list: Divas he's slept with.
Batista's naughty list: Divas he has yet to sleep with.
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Post by EyeofTyr on Dec 18, 2013 5:28:21 GMT -5
Douchetista starts off the special by greeting us and reminding us that during this holiday season, it's best to give a little in any way we can. Bringing out a donation box as an example of how we can give.
Next, a special guest in the form of Triple H knocks on his door, looking to take part in the festivities, only for Douchetista to give him the thumbs down and close the door on him.
Afterwards, he spends a segment talking about all the hearts he's touched throughout the years, reciting the number of female companions he's had.
Then he takes a break from the proceedings to pay tribute to his fallen friend, Eddie.
This segue ways into Rey Mysterio showing up, and Douchetista initially greeting him with warmth. Till he realizes Rey's not brought him a present, then he clobbers him while screaming that he was supposed to be his friend.
Once he's discarded Rey's unconscious body out into the snow, Douchetista wraps it up by calling for the spotlight to be on him and singing a song about how, much like himself, the holidays are great. Ending it with him taking a shot at Cena before we fade to black.
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Dec 18, 2013 8:48:44 GMT -5
The special is filmed in front of a live studio audience, the first shot is a children's choir singing "O Holy Night". It's a heartwarming performance but it is interrupted by Batista's music. Dave walks out in a sleeveless Santa jacket and demands the spotlight be taken off the kids and focused only on him.
At the end of the special he receives demands a gift and he opens the box only to pull out a basketball. He then proceeds to destroy the entire set ala The Grinch.
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