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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2013 6:38:53 GMT -5
I was running from the driveway to the front door because I'm fearless a blithering idiot and my legs banana peeled so hard I could have front dropkicked somebody dead in the chest.
The small of my back ate some serious ice encrusted wood deck, but I feel like I'm only going to be mildly sore Tomorrow, so maybe all the years of watching wrestling have paid off.
I love winter falls, because they are inescapable. Try as you might, you're going down.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 17, 2013 8:27:58 GMT -5
Keep selling like that kid, and they'll only use you as enhancement talent!
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Post by rowdy426 on Dec 17, 2013 8:45:46 GMT -5
Not to be that guy, but the majority of the impact should have been on the meat of your back by the shoulder blades. Keep bumping, kid.
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comahan
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Post by comahan on Dec 17, 2013 8:52:54 GMT -5
Breaking: OP has heat with Black Ice for making Normal Ice look too good.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 17, 2013 8:59:30 GMT -5
Tag in salt for the save!
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King Koopa
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Post by ICBM on Dec 17, 2013 9:04:46 GMT -5
You didn't tuck your chin and one arm came down to stop yourself before the other. Bottom line, it was sloppy and unsafe. That was the shits plain and simple. When we get to the next town workout with George South, he'll get you right. Now let's get going, my bags aren't gonna carry themselves
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Post by Bad Moon on Dec 17, 2013 9:16:03 GMT -5
I remember I once tried to no-sell a fall like by kipping right back up but I couldn't get any traction so it looked like I was spazzing out on the driveway like D-Von everytime after he went through a table.
That was probably the best sell of my life and nobody was around to see it.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 17, 2013 9:27:39 GMT -5
Best sell I've done was when I got hit with a softball in the side of the head during a PE lesson in highschool, ended up selling it like Orton would a superkick and just swaying back.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Dec 17, 2013 10:10:33 GMT -5
I want to make a joke, but I p=popped on ice a couple of years ago. Then there was the time I ice surfed from class to class.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Dec 17, 2013 10:46:09 GMT -5
I want to make a joke, but I p=popped on ice a couple of years ago. Then there was the time I ice surfed from class to class. You pooped on ice? Why? |
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lucas_lee
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Post by lucas_lee on Dec 17, 2013 11:53:24 GMT -5
My best sell job was when I landed on my head after slipping from ice. I was down for at least a minute, clutching in pain.
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Dec 17, 2013 12:49:12 GMT -5
Meh. I give it a 4/10. A solid B+ at best.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2013 12:51:17 GMT -5
Didn't happen at the Tokyo Dome. **
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2013 13:18:28 GMT -5
Didn't happen at the Tokyo Dome. ** Yeah, but I flung up to where my knee kinda sorta came up near my head, so, you know, KENTA. I think I deserve at least another star. Also, why would you just naturally assume that I don't live in the Tokyo Dome? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2013 13:38:30 GMT -5
Didn't happen at the Tokyo Dome. ** Yeah, but I flung up to where my knee kinda sorta came up near my head, so, you know, KENTA. I think I deserve at least another star. Also, why would you just naturally assume that I don't live in the Tokyo Dome? I get my info from Meltzer and Meltzer knows all about the goings on at the Tokyo Dome, just last winter he gave Kenta Kobashi 5 stars for tripping while leaving and sliding headfirst into a trash can. |
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Post by Long A, Short A on Dec 17, 2013 13:45:44 GMT -5
I want to make a joke, but I p=popped on ice a couple of years ago. Then there was the time I ice surfed from class to class. You pooped on ice? Why? P-popping is a type of booty dance. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2013 16:10:58 GMT -5
I went down one time in the Dunkin' Donuts parking lot and ruined a pair of work pants. But I got right back up like Hogan, baby!
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 17, 2013 18:27:51 GMT -5
Breaking: OP has heat with Black Ice for making Normal Ice look too good. What's Ebony Frost doing in the Impact Zone??? |
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Post by Toxik916 on Dec 17, 2013 18:42:13 GMT -5
I was smashed leaving a bar next to my best friend's cabin one winter night and I ate shit super hard. As soon as I stepped out on the concrete I slipped with both feet in the air and I landed right on the back of my head. I tried to land flat like a back bump and tuck the chin, but the force I hit the ground with caused me to hit my dome on the pavement. I was out if it for a good few minutes before I could get up.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Dec 17, 2013 20:02:46 GMT -5
P-popping is a type of booty dance. Oh...umm...I mean, I knew that. I'm hip. |
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