The fact that there are two Bellas is the only reason that
Dec 17, 2013 17:41:00 GMT -5
AdamAFL was sooooo wrong and EyeofTyr like this
Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 17, 2013 17:41:00 GMT -5
the Minor Powers (my cutsie name for D Bry and Cena for purposes of this thread) have not yet exploded.
Think bout it, Bryan, like Macho Man before him is the smaller, quicker wrestler who is a superstar in his own right but clearly behind the top guy in Cena/Hogan (and that comparison is easy enough), and like Mach before him, D Bry has an attractive brunette lady.
Luckily for Bryan and us all, Mama Bella (may or may not be an Italian restaurant name idea) had TWO identical daughters so that Cena could have one of his own. Otherwise, he, like Hogan would be looking at Brie with lust in his eyes and his heart, and do his friend wrong through envy and jealousy. John has already shown this capacity with the Eve/Ryder thing. Cena's Loyalty and Respect do not pertain to the Bro Code, and his Hustle is to take other dudes wimmens away from them, much like his analogue the Hulkster tried to do to what was the blissful, happy, slightly paranoia-fueled relationship of Savage/Liz.
So if we can thank Nikki Bella for one thing, it's keeping these two friends from rending each other asunder.
Clearly, had there been two Ms. Elizabeths ( Elizabethi?) Mania V and the World Wrestling Federation likely would've never been the same.
Think bout it, Bryan, like Macho Man before him is the smaller, quicker wrestler who is a superstar in his own right but clearly behind the top guy in Cena/Hogan (and that comparison is easy enough), and like Mach before him, D Bry has an attractive brunette lady.
Luckily for Bryan and us all, Mama Bella (may or may not be an Italian restaurant name idea) had TWO identical daughters so that Cena could have one of his own. Otherwise, he, like Hogan would be looking at Brie with lust in his eyes and his heart, and do his friend wrong through envy and jealousy. John has already shown this capacity with the Eve/Ryder thing. Cena's Loyalty and Respect do not pertain to the Bro Code, and his Hustle is to take other dudes wimmens away from them, much like his analogue the Hulkster tried to do to what was the blissful, happy, slightly paranoia-fueled relationship of Savage/Liz.
So if we can thank Nikki Bella for one thing, it's keeping these two friends from rending each other asunder.
Clearly, had there been two Ms. Elizabeths ( Elizabethi?) Mania V and the World Wrestling Federation likely would've never been the same.
