Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 18, 2013 1:58:51 GMT -5
*Opens new line.*
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 18, 2013 2:23:35 GMT -5
Yes I would like to pay for this $25 item in pennies please....
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Oh I lost my place, better start over
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SHIT, bear with me...
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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 18, 2013 7:34:55 GMT -5
Yes, do you have a Miss Piggy?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 7:49:16 GMT -5
I need a trenchcoat, hat and sunglasses...a box of tissues too pls. Also can I buy a ticket to "How can that possibly be legal 7" here?
err they are a gift for a friend....named.......Torgaddon....
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Dec 18, 2013 7:53:15 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 15:42:52 GMT -5
HOW MUCH ARE YOUR BALLS?!
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 18, 2013 17:53:07 GMT -5
Plops my ass on the counter so it can slide down to the price scanner. How much is it worth?
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Post by edgestar on Dec 18, 2013 17:58:33 GMT -5
The tag says this is $7.99. I only have $4.00, so what can we do??
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Incognito
ALF
Putting the fun back in funeral
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Post by Incognito on Dec 18, 2013 18:54:50 GMT -5
 Can I pay for these with Alien urine? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 19:01:52 GMT -5
Depending on whether attractive, I may or may not be needing this box of rubbers..
Also this rope and duct tape, but that's unrelated.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 19:11:21 GMT -5
*plops down Teddy Bears* ...... DON'T JUDGE ME!!!  |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 18, 2013 19:17:52 GMT -5
I want to return this dildo, rubber chicken and half of a carrot. My plan didn't go as I had hoped.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 19:18:09 GMT -5
These magnum condoms are for my monster dong!
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 18, 2013 19:24:05 GMT -5
Yeah, let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas...eh make it two.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 18, 2013 20:07:45 GMT -5
(Throws dead dog onto counter)
Give me another one of them, only bigger!
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 18, 2013 21:15:33 GMT -5
That's it. I'm going on my break. Bob cover me....no, not you, I meant white Bob!
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Dec 19, 2013 7:41:01 GMT -5
*Was the last person in the other line. So I run and jump over there cutting everyone else off because I'm that self fish asshole. Brings you 20 items.*
Ok how much is this? I don't know maybe. put it over there. How about this? Ok. I'll take it. Does this. Ok take that one off but give me this one. Does this look good with that? Ok give me that one you took off and this other on off instead.
(Does this for the next 20 mins and only buys 5 of the 20 items.)
Honestly welcome to my world.
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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 19, 2013 10:43:47 GMT -5
*buys gun*
where do you keep your ski masks?
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 19, 2013 11:58:25 GMT -5
Can I return my mail order bride in this line?
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Dec 19, 2013 12:02:25 GMT -5
I would like to speak with your supervisor. Never in my life have I been treated with such disrespect. Just because I weigh 700 lbs. and have to be carried everywhere with a fork lift does not give you the right to refer to me as "lard ass". I'll have you know my weight is the result of a glandular condition. Now, if you want to just give me my 12 buckets of fried chicken and 4 gallons of mashed potatoes and gravy for free, we'll just call this even. What do you mean this isn't KFC?
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