King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
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Post by King Ghidorah on Dec 19, 2013 15:58:33 GMT -5
*rattles baton on prison cells as he walks by*
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Dec 19, 2013 16:47:09 GMT -5
*kicks warder ghidorah in the groin as he walks past cell*
keep the noise down... some of us are trying to sleep
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ratetankmark
Samurai Cop
Equalist Lex Luthor
RIP Rik Mayall, you blimmen genius - Ria Vandervis on Rik Mayall
Posts: 2,426
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Post by ratetankmark on Dec 19, 2013 16:58:53 GMT -5
*Calls out to Zombie Mod*
Why don't you practice what you preach sunshine! -mumbles under breath-
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 19, 2013 18:35:56 GMT -5
Welcome to Oz bitch! That's right I'm going to make you my BITCH!
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Dec 19, 2013 18:52:52 GMT -5
"The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home... that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it."
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 19:04:41 GMT -5
Welcome to Oz bitch! That's right I'm going to make you my BITCH! Zaq pls. Now take off your pants, here is a toothbrush to bite down on, and hold those bars really tight cause you're going for the ride of your life down Hershey highway
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Dec 19, 2013 19:05:44 GMT -5
NO PRISON CAN HOLD ME!!!!!
*tries to break out ..... fails*
BASTARD!!!
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
Posts: 14,366
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Post by Demented on Dec 19, 2013 20:11:45 GMT -5
This place is nothing compared to my Funny Farm!
*proceeds to write "Harley Quinn" in blood on the padded walls*
They came and took me away! Ha-haa! They came and took me away! Ha-haa! They came and took me away! Ha-haa!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 19, 2013 20:15:15 GMT -5
Stands outside with megaphone, and Kash's confession about lying about the events that led to the Cornfed Act.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 19, 2013 20:50:23 GMT -5
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Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 20:52:44 GMT -5
A FAN correctional facility? There will be so much bum sex.
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
Posts: 4,207
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Post by suave on Dec 19, 2013 21:04:26 GMT -5
You motherf***ers step to me, I'll make you my prison wife.
Man,these biker tattoos were a good idea.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
Posts: 31,977
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Post by Perd on Dec 19, 2013 21:09:08 GMT -5
*pulls up pants*
You fellas have a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell you that. Ridiculous. Completely ridiculous. Can you believe these characters? Way out of line. Way out of line. Have a good mind to go to the warden about this. You know what hurts the most is the... the lack of respect. You know? That's what hurts the most. Except for the... Except for the other thing. That hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second most.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,925
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 19, 2013 21:14:48 GMT -5
Hello Clarice...
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 21:25:52 GMT -5
Last Season's FAN Idol, Demented did indeed escape from the FAN Asylum, masqueraded as Bray Wyatt, and tried to kill me with a rubber knife. Didn't work but A for effort. Kidgloves kicked him in the testicles after he dressed her up as a clown.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 21:37:52 GMT -5
Continues reinging as the undisputed and undefeated champion of prison fights.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
Posts: 31,784
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Post by Yami Daimao on Dec 19, 2013 21:57:18 GMT -5
Hey you..yeah you, come here, I wanna tell you somethin'...
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Capt Lunatic
Unicron
Buttah in mah ass, lollipops in mah mouth
Posts: 3,241
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Dec 19, 2013 22:12:18 GMT -5
Hey fish....fishy fishy......HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY FIIIIIIIIIISH!
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 19, 2013 23:14:53 GMT -5
You're thinking of a f***ing mental asylum not a f***ing prison you f***ing idiot god f***ing dammit stop messing up our fun mother f***er.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,925
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 19, 2013 23:37:15 GMT -5
You're thinking of a f***ing mental asylum not a f***ing prison you f***ing idiot god f***ing dammit stop messing up our fun mother f***er. Quid pro quo, I stop f****ing something, you stop f***ing something...
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