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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2013 7:34:03 GMT -5
We've only had sex once this year.
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CM Dazz
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 20, 2013 7:35:25 GMT -5
I laughed!!
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 20, 2013 7:38:28 GMT -5
HQ, put the Off-Topic on Orange viral thread alert. No emergency yet but watch out for a potential outbreak of copycat threads.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2013 7:41:57 GMT -5
What a bitch.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2013 7:46:13 GMT -5
Hand her one of those fake squeaky newspapers on Xmas Day, then get shot and die, then turn back up in 16 years time claiming that you faked your death and then get killed two years later by your new dog.
EDIT: Oh and maybe get caught pleasuring yourself on webcam.
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 20, 2013 7:55:00 GMT -5
HQ, put the Off-Topic on Orange viral thread alert. No emergency yet but watch out for a potential outbreak of copycat threads. *Note to self* Do not create a thread titled "I think my lesbian is a dog" or "I think my lesbian is a bitch" or "I think my bitch is a dog" "I think my dog is a dog". Sorry, I'm a little giddy/silly right now. I have three hours of work this afternoon, then I'm off till January 3. Then, it's nothing but lesbians, dogs, & bitches. Just don't tell my wife! |
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 20, 2013 7:55:09 GMT -5
And I think you're a horses ass.
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 20, 2013 7:57:27 GMT -5
And I think you're a horses ass. I like you Prof. I do. However, give this one to us. We're (I'm) not making fun of you, just having a little fun. It's what we/YOU do. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2013 8:03:53 GMT -5
And I think you're a horses ass. And that's why he's not the real Jesus! |
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 20, 2013 8:07:07 GMT -5
And I think you're a horses ass. And that's why he's not the real Jesus! And that's why he's not the real Santa! |
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 20, 2013 8:08:56 GMT -5
And I think you're a horses ass. I like you Prof. I do. However, give this one to us. We're (I'm) not making fun of you, just having a little fun. It's what we/YOU do. I've never ridiculed any poster on here. I'm suddenly ganged up on here and it's in the rules somehow. Last month someone took something I said the wrong way and all I said was that was his problem and I got banned for a week. I'm still bitter about that yet I can get attacked by ten times as many people talking shit to me and am supposed to just bite my tongue and take it. Screw this site I'm done. These jackpots can go back to bitching about how WWE sucks and how Yokohiro Hackenshit in NJPW has the best workmates ever. FAN BYE |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2013 8:11:31 GMT -5
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 20, 2013 8:12:52 GMT -5
Jackpots. Awesome.
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 20, 2013 8:18:16 GMT -5
I like you Prof. I do. However, give this one to us. We're (I'm) not making fun of you, just having a little fun. It's what we/YOU do. I've never ridiculed any poster on here. I'm suddenly ganged up on here and it's in the rules somehow. Last month someone took something I said the wrong way and all I said was that was his problem and I got banned for a week. I'm still bitter about that yet I can get attacked by ten times as many people talking shit to me and am supposed to just bite my tongue and take it. Screw this site I'm done. These jackpots can go back to bitching about how WWE sucks and how Yokohiro Hackenshit in NJPW has the best workmates ever. FAN BYE Dude... I tried, I did. Yo Kash, you got that $50 I loaned you last week? Kinda need it back. Don't forget, we agreed you'd either pay me back or ban me... |
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 20, 2013 8:18:40 GMT -5
This phone can go F itself too with it's stupid ass spellcheck that isn't up to date. Maybe I'll smash it over somebody's head Paul E. Dangerously style. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2013 8:22:53 GMT -5
And I think you're a horses ass. Dude, you're so badass!!!! Teach me to be like you some day!!11. I assume it involves alcohol and emasculation? |
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 20, 2013 8:23:27 GMT -5
You could just give us checks that bounce, it'd be less violent.
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 20, 2013 8:25:27 GMT -5
Maybe your just in the dog house.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 20, 2013 8:46:16 GMT -5
I think some of us need to settle down in our fun...myself included.
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