Relive the Greatest Raw Segment of All Time

[CH Punk]

This is a shitty Christmas present, WWE.

[Deleted]

I wish that segment had been kept short. A little goes a long way.




Midgets.

[Ryback on a Pole!]

I must be one of the few who enjoyed Little Peoples Court. Yeah, it could have been shorter but overall I thought it was pretty funny. And for the most part, I couldn't stand any of the DX reunions. Little Peoples Court though got a chuckle out of me.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

I'm sorry, OP, but that may have been the most inaccurate use of sarcasm in the history of this forum.

[Bo Rida]

A segment so good they showed it twice.

[BigWill]

One of the stupidest segments in Raw history.

It even surpassed Katie Vick in my mind.

[Deleted]

Hey, that's not the Lesnar contract signing...

[Instant Classic]

Was expecting the Rock/Austin sing a long.

[Push R Truth]

I liked it and I'll never apologize for liking it.

Suck it squares!

[Stone Cold Eleanor Shellstrop]

With the exception of Triple H's haircut and Jericho's lack of tattoos, you could transplant this segment in its entirely into today's WWE television product and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Same cornball humour, same camera set ups, same overall production look, same talent who regularly or semi-regularly appear on WWE TV.

It'd be funny if it weren't so sad. Four years after the fact and the product still looks, feels, and is presented the same way.

[Mesousa287793]

Ah, yes, when WWE think little people never speak/are mute/grunt.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT.

Dec 21, 2013 14:15:17 GMT -5 Instant Classic said:

Was expecting the Rock/Austin sing a long.

With Kane guitar solo.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Dec 21, 2013 13:36:51 GMT -5 Bo Rida said:

A segment so good they showed it twice.

And that's why Little Peoples Court is not the worst segment in Raw history.

Because when they showed it the second time, that secured THAT segment as the absolute worst ever.

[Lila]

DARK..... PITCH..... BLACK, BLACK OF NIGHT..... DARKNESS

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

WWE should hire a bunch more midgets and make them a big gang who go to the ring and just beat the hell out of jobbers. Zack Ryder is in the ring, waiting to lose to next opponent and then Hornswoggle, El Torito, and a group of maybe 3 or 4 more little people charge the ring and just pile onto him and destroy him like a group of ants piling onto a grasshopper.

[ZombieElvis]

Besides the actual little people court room part, I really enjoyed this segment.

Santa Jerico and Big Show were awesome. Hornswoggle's army attacking JeriShow and getting destroyed was great. I even liked the Sweet Shin Music. My favorite part had to be Triple H wanting to "squash" Hornswoggle.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

I clicked fully expecting the beer truck segment. As far as I can see, to WWE that segment was Neil Armstrong landing on the moon plus winning the Super Bowl and winning World War 2 times triplicate.

[Welfare Willis]

Like that creepy guy at the bar, I must have given myself roofies because I don't remember this.

[Deleted]

Ok, Big Show holding the little person by his leg and putting him down over the ropes into the arms of the medics and officials may be one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

[Heartbreaker]

Only newLEGACYinc can make WWE and midgets hilarious.

[Deleted]

I remember being with two mates at a Wetherspoon's on a Monday night before this aired, for some reason we were in high spirits and one suggested we head back to his to watch Raw as it'll be wonderful to watch together again.

All 3 of us tuned out of WWE programming for 3/4 months due to how bad this episode was, unmitigated shite.