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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2013 9:01:48 GMT -5
It's obvious they have super human strength and endurance. If Mankind can survive falling off a cell, along with many other things, why not bullets? The President should contact Vince about using wrestlers as super soldiers.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2013 9:05:45 GMT -5
Because then that awful fan fiction that the WWE somehow stomachs up the ability to actually publish would become truth.
And we just don't need that.
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Post by Bad Moon on Dec 22, 2013 9:08:34 GMT -5
But they do. Perry Saturn was an army ranger, Harley Race was a licensed bounty hunter and John Cena in the Marine movies is basically like pre-frontline duty Captain America.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Dec 22, 2013 9:54:35 GMT -5
Titor Conglomerate is working on something like that.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 22, 2013 10:36:58 GMT -5
Because Punk won't listen to orders and the Undertaker's lightning bolts would cause too much collateral damage.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Dec 22, 2013 11:11:49 GMT -5
Austin would flip off Obama and stun him.
Brian Pillman would shoot at his own squad.
Layla would grope female soldiers.
Nah, bad idea.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 22, 2013 11:45:45 GMT -5
Road Dogg was a Staff Sergeant in Desert Storm. I like to imagine he'd shout "OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW!" before running into battle.
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Post by Sparkybob on Dec 22, 2013 11:56:15 GMT -5
Benedict Arnold was a top babyface for the American government before he had the biggest heel turn ever and sided with the british. Ever since that moment, the government is gun-shy to trust any wrestlers.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2013 15:03:12 GMT -5
John Cena is a marine.
Randy Orton was a marine but he got dishonourably discharged.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 22, 2013 15:07:39 GMT -5
Half of them would turn and work for the enemy.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2013 15:36:46 GMT -5
Kane is useless since flamethrowers were banned.
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Post by BigBadZ on Dec 22, 2013 15:52:23 GMT -5
Benedict Arnold was a top babyface for the American government before he had the biggest heel turn ever and sided with the british. Ever since that moment, the government is gun-shy to trust any wrestlers. I would prefer history go down that Arnold was super kicked by Patrick Henry and then given the 'Stink Face' from Ben Franklin. Then gets up to a get a beer then stunner from Samuel Adams. Live at the signing of the Constitution |
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Post by Spearmint* on Dec 22, 2013 16:16:59 GMT -5
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