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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Dec 23, 2013 23:15:57 GMT -5
I'd be happy for this if he was going to be douchetista. Douchetista was awesome. Boring, face, unlimited title shot, generic meathead Batista... not so much. ...there's a difference? Batista spent most of his run having no talents besides narm. It wasn't until his final heel turn and last several months that he learned to deliberately harness the power of his narm in order to become the gloriously over-the-top douche we all remember and love.
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Post by amaron on Dec 23, 2013 23:16:07 GMT -5
STOOP SO LOW
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2013 23:17:11 GMT -5
So was this planned to be announced before Royal Rumble after all? I think they've realised the cat is out of the bag after the house show line ups so they've rolled with it and announced him
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 23, 2013 23:21:29 GMT -5
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Dec 23, 2013 23:23:59 GMT -5
Yes, I am totally game for this. As long as he comes back as the ultimate douche heel I will mark out regardless.
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Post by 543Y2J on Dec 23, 2013 23:28:00 GMT -5
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Post by Perd on Dec 23, 2013 23:44:19 GMT -5
Big Dave is making a comeback.. And that back probably belongs to Eva Marie.
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Post by SeVeN: #TheBadGuy. on Dec 23, 2013 23:54:44 GMT -5
MARKING OUT!
Instant goosebumps when that video played.Can't wait for him to pass out some Batista Bombs.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2013 0:05:18 GMT -5
So, how long will Batista be here?
I'm anticipating Batista's return as much as I was Lesnar's to be honest. Batista was great.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Dec 24, 2013 0:35:37 GMT -5
So, how long will Batista be here? I'm anticipating Batista's return as much as I was Lesnar's to be honest. Batista was great. Through the summer full time until Guardians of the Galaxy is released then he's got stuff to do for the movie.
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Post by BV on Dec 24, 2013 0:42:29 GMT -5
Any Big Dave is a good thing.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Dec 24, 2013 0:48:19 GMT -5
So, how long will Batista be here? I'm anticipating Batista's return as much as I was Lesnar's to be honest. Batista was great. Through the summer full time until Guardians of the Galaxy is released then he's got stuff to do for the movie. So a more muscled up panty stealing version of Jericho basically. Give Big Dave a light up jacket with a basketball logo on the back, I'd mark.
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Post by wisdomwizard on Dec 24, 2013 0:54:30 GMT -5
I didn't find anything wrong with him as a face. Whether he's a heel or not, I'm glad to see him back. Like Jeff, Kurt, and Lesnar I wish he'd stayed. I don't think Cena would have gotten the constant mega push he had if they all never left.
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Post by Straight Edge Scrotum on Dec 24, 2013 1:55:58 GMT -5
Batista winning the Rumble would be pretty cool.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2013 1:58:17 GMT -5
Holy f*** I'm more excited than I could have ever imagined. HOPEFULLY I can finally get my dream showdown of Brock/Batista at some point. Have them both be douche beast heels and just destroy it.
I've been hoping for that ever since that time a few years back when Brock had a meeting with WWE that didn't amount to a return.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2013 2:13:51 GMT -5
So, how long will Batista be here? I'm anticipating Batista's return as much as I was Lesnar's to be honest. Batista was great. Through the summer full time until Guardians of the Galaxy is released then he's got stuff to do for the movie. I see. I guess he will be back after all the promo stuff then until he has another movie thing to do. I approve.
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Post by Germansuplex on Dec 24, 2013 2:33:28 GMT -5
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Post by Kay Faban on Dec 24, 2013 2:50:18 GMT -5
WM30 Batista vs HHH vs Orton.
Possibly with a McMahon in each corner
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Dec 24, 2013 2:55:01 GMT -5
I have one thing to say to this news:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2013 3:40:54 GMT -5
As soon as he returns, his entire first segment should just be him doing a long series of ridiculous faces, holding them for a few seconds, then moving to a new one.
Like 5 minutes of 5 second poses.
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