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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 24, 2013 23:50:19 GMT -5
Someone (not a fan, a fellow wrestler) intentionally ruins Kofi's annual "he's not out yet!" spot. Like Cody Rhodes did last year?
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Post by DSR on Dec 25, 2013 2:42:28 GMT -5
Someone (not a fan, a fellow wrestler) intentionally ruins Kofi's annual "he's not out yet!" spot. Like Cody Rhodes did last year? I made note of that already. Cody eliminated Kofi after the spot had been completed. I'm talking about ruining it while it's happening.
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santmare12
Trap-Jaw
Why? Et tu, Jericho?
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Post by santmare12 on Dec 25, 2013 11:55:48 GMT -5
I'm begging for a spot where 2 guys (say Zack Ryder and Heath Slater) do a staredown in the middle of the ring, do the slow look at the WrestleMania 30 sign, look back at each other, and just start laughing. Imagine the crowd reaction.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 25, 2013 14:23:39 GMT -5
Christian returns and we get It's It's Christian Alex Riley's theme plays and no one cares and just continues the match like nothing happened
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Dec 25, 2013 15:31:35 GMT -5
Female entrant.
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 25, 2013 15:42:59 GMT -5
Like Cody Rhodes did last year? I made note of that already. Cody eliminated Kofi after the spot had been completed. I'm talking about ruining it while it's happening. It'd be great if he was doing his spot while the next entrant was on his way to the ring, and then that guy could just go knock Kofi onto the ground and then get in the ring.
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Post by CM Parish on Dec 25, 2013 15:44:52 GMT -5
Talking seriously? There's no way. The speed he would have to be going to do that and the spinning nature of it would be too goddamn dangerous. Cesaro, while strong is not going to toss a 200 pound man from that position any kind of distance. He ain't Popeye. Plus it would be really really REALLY goofy looking. See, normally if you toss a guy, he's gonna accelerate at 9.8 m/s^2. But we're talking about Cesaro here. Given enough centrifical force, he could easily double or triple that, depending on a guy's size. So he's spinning Sin Cara and tosses him over the top rope, guess what? Sin Cara's going almost 30 feet a second to START, and every second his speed increases by 30 feet a second until he hits terminal velocity (equal to Sin Cara's mass times his acceleration divided by air density times Sin Cara's surface area times the drag coefficient). Now we can't know Sin Cara's exact surface area, or the air density in Pittsburgh during the rumble, but he'll roughly hit something like 121 miles per hour after about 23 seconds. So basically, Cesaro SHOULD be able to toss Sin Cara out of the Consol Energy Arena and probably toss him to at least PNC Park, maybe Heinz Field depending on outside conditions.
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dav
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Post by dav on Dec 25, 2013 15:55:21 GMT -5
Jeff Jarrett returning and doing a rendition of 'With My Baby Tonight' with 3MB as his band.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 25, 2013 15:59:37 GMT -5
One of the comedy characters (say Santino) gets the bright idea to come to the ring and immediately handcuff himself to the top turn buckle. Now he can't be eliminated because he is physically connected to the ring. He celebrates his smarts until he tries to throw a punch and realizes that he can't really defend himself while he is handcuffed. Cue the next few mins where he gets his butt kicked by everybody that enters. That is until Mark Henry enters, snaps the cuffs and eliminates him. Now, this is a spot I'm surprised hasn't been done before.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Dec 25, 2013 16:46:04 GMT -5
See, normally if you toss a guy, he's gonna accelerate at 9.8 m/s^2. But we're talking about Cesaro here. Given enough centrifical force, he could easily double or triple that, depending on a guy's size. So he's spinning Sin Cara and tosses him over the top rope, guess what? Sin Cara's going almost 30 feet a second to START, and every second his speed increases by 30 feet a second until he hits terminal velocity (equal to Sin Cara's mass times his acceleration divided by air density times Sin Cara's surface area times the drag coefficient). Now we can't know Sin Cara's exact surface area, or the air density in Pittsburgh during the rumble, but he'll roughly hit something like 121 miles per hour after about 23 seconds. So basically, Cesaro SHOULD be able to toss Sin Cara out of the Consol Energy Arena and probably toss him to at least PNC Park, maybe Heinz Field depending on outside conditions. BITCH! Jake Roberts enters the Rumble and pulls out Damien against Sandow and Cobra
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Toxik916
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Toxik916 on Dec 25, 2013 16:55:32 GMT -5
The Ultimate Warrior
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metylerca
King Koopa
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Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 25, 2013 17:09:46 GMT -5
Del Rio to win by submission and keep the Armbar locked in after the bell.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 25, 2013 19:31:14 GMT -5
I want JBL to do a repeat of Jerry Lawler from 19997, his music plays, he enters the ring, gets eliminated instantly and then returns to commentary like nothing happened.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 25, 2013 19:36:10 GMT -5
I want JBL to do a repeat of Jerry Lawler from 19997, his music plays, he enters the ring, gets eliminated instantly and then returns to commentary like nothing happened. I want any of the commentators to compete in the Rumble with their headset on, calling their own spots.
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Dec 25, 2013 21:04:36 GMT -5
See, normally if you toss a guy, he's gonna accelerate at 9.8 m/s^2. But we're talking about Cesaro here. Given enough centrifical force, he could easily double or triple that, depending on a guy's size. So he's spinning Sin Cara and tosses him over the top rope, guess what? Sin Cara's going almost 30 feet a second to START, and every second his speed increases by 30 feet a second until he hits terminal velocity (equal to Sin Cara's mass times his acceleration divided by air density times Sin Cara's surface area times the drag coefficient). Now we can't know Sin Cara's exact surface area, or the air density in Pittsburgh during the rumble, but he'll roughly hit something like 121 miles per hour after about 23 seconds. So basically, Cesaro SHOULD be able to toss Sin Cara out of the Consol Energy Arena and probably toss him to at least PNC Park, maybe Heinz Field depending on outside conditions. Looks like somebody passed their advanced Steiner-comics class. Sent from my LG-P769 using proboards
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Post by mysterydriver on Dec 25, 2013 22:02:12 GMT -5
Miz counteracts Kofi's big "Survival" spot causing Kofi to finally go off and batter Miz with a chair to the point he is removed from the Rumble.
Prime Time Players convinces someone to do the "Millions of Dollars" dance and then throw them over the top rope. Could be the inverse where the person takes the opportunity to throw them over the top rope.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan is about to enter, but is attacked by Brodus Clay because "I'm a main event player and I deserve a spot!" Because there is nothing heel-ier than attacking Jim Duggan. Nothing.
Miz returns, injured from his assault, and Kofi reappears and mauls him to the point of removal again.
Brodus Clay is eliminated by Xavier Woods ducking and hitting a Maven-ish dropkick. When Brodus goes to re-enter and attack Woods, Woods ducks and dropkicks him out again. Cue dancing.
The SHIELD manages to eliminate Big Show through teamwork only.
Los Matadores only have one spot and decide to give it to El Torito.
El Torito obviously ends up eliminating a member of 3MB.
Miz drags himself back out like Sgt. Buddy Lee Parker, crawling to the ring just in time to be in the Final Five. Kofi reappears like a demon from the night and instantly eliminates him while the other Four shrug.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Dec 25, 2013 23:37:30 GMT -5
Out of all the Spots, I am really hoping for Moondog to make a comeback this year, long overdue.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Dec 25, 2013 23:43:34 GMT -5
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Post by judodave on Dec 26, 2013 7:10:03 GMT -5
One I came up with the other day.
Let's say that Brock Lesnar returns for the Royal Rumble, he enters and starts clearing house eliminating guys right and left until only he and Ryback remain, they have a stairdown for a few minutes until the countdown starts again and once it hits zero.....
Out comes a scared shitless Heath Slater who enters with encouragement from the other 3MB members, they laugh as Heath gets annihilated.....only to find out that they are the next two participants, cue similtanious F5/Double Shellshock followed by a triple elimination.
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Post by AJ Smudgico on Dec 26, 2013 10:53:56 GMT -5
One of the participants ends up one on one with a fresh guy, preferably an absolute monster who destroys him and leaves him beaten and broken down in the middle of the ring. Then someone else comes down and the guy who did the beat down fights him. The broken-down, beaten-up guy rolls out of the ring clutching an injury, selling it well, whilst medical team attend to him. Heroically, after being tended to for a few minutes, he comes back into the ring before being beaten down for a while again. Eventually, he is stretchered out and not seen for the rest of the night.
Two to three weeks later on Raw (maybe longer,) he comes back, reminding us that he was never eliminated from the Rumble and therefore deserves a shot at either the winner of the Rumble, or the Champion. If it's 'only' an upper mid-carder like Cody, or a heel being built up like Brodus, this could work to bring up a new contender to the title picture post 'mania.
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