RIHT
Hank Scorpio
Wanted a title with "YOU'RE WELCOME!"
Close enough.
Hey-yo.
Posts: 5,897
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Post by RIHT on Dec 24, 2013 20:18:32 GMT -5
(to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Roman the spearing hound,
bringing justice to us all.
With Ambrose and Seth Rollins,
they will make injustice fall.
All of the other wrestlers,
commit injustice everyday.
Believe in The Shield right now,
they bring justice The Shield way.
Then one foggy Monday Night,
Cena came to say:
"You want some, come get some, hounds"
Then the hounds came down today.
All of the superstars fell,
then the rest would soon yield.
Roman the spearing hound,
BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD!
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Post by tekkenguy on Dec 24, 2013 20:24:17 GMT -5
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Dec 24, 2013 20:33:52 GMT -5
Not gonna give you a money shot
That sorta gift don't have any thought
Not gonna take you to the OC
Cuz I'm the big Valbowski
Not gonna make you have a big queef
Even though I was the chief
Wanna get you something under my towel
It's my dick in a box
As sung by Val Venis
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Capt Lunatic
Unicron
Buttah in mah ass, lollipops in mah mouth
Posts: 3,241
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Dec 24, 2013 20:37:21 GMT -5
Jingle Bellas
(20 minutes to come up with that)
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Post by Nickybojelais on Dec 24, 2013 20:42:56 GMT -5
Let it Al Snow
Road Warrior Hawk the Herald Angels sing
Hardcore Holly and The Ivory
Joy Giovanni To the World
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Deleted Member
Posts: 0
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2013 21:10:08 GMT -5
Silent Pop
Silent pop, Conway pop
Alberto's here, excitement stops
No one cheers, mother nor child
Alberto Del Rio, coming down the aisle
Seagull pops will increase,
Seagull pops will increase.
Silent pop, Conway pop
Jobbers quake, as the wheel it stops
Aggression streams from another armbar
"So aggresive", Cole yells from afar
Alberto Del Rio is such a bore,
Alberto Del Rio is such a bore.
Silent pop, Conway pop
Never ending push, that just won't stop
An armbar that he holds after the match,
Showing aggression after the tap,
Alberto, Lord of the non-reaction
Alberto, Lord of the non-reaction.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
Posts: 31,997
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Post by Perd on Dec 24, 2013 21:22:58 GMT -5
Monday night
Cole is shite
JBL's not calm
King's not bright
Watered down version
Of what it used to be
Another Diva's match
No one wants to see
Seems like it will never cease
Seems like it will never cease
Monday night
ADR fights
Crowds go silent
At the sight
Stories haven't made sense so far
Bryan will never be #1 Superstar
Where the hell is Evan Bourne
Where the hell is Evan Bourne
Looks like Akeem and I had similar ideas.
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