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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 25, 2013 20:56:45 GMT -5
What villains would correspond to what wrestlers? Who would get the pushes? Who would be the jobbers? Etc. etc.
I think Jason would be the equivalent of Hulk Hogan (his name is synonymous with his industry, big in the 1980s and can still generate buzz when new going ons occur). Likewise I see Freddie Krueger as either Roddy Piper or Jake Roberts.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 25, 2013 21:23:29 GMT -5
A lot of the Japanese Deathmatch Indies of the 90's had horror movie wrestlers. At least Jason, Freddie, Michael Myers, The Crypt Keeper and Leatherface.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Dec 25, 2013 21:25:20 GMT -5
Jigsaw would definitely be on that Bray Wyatt tip. However, the cancer would definitely keep him from in ring action.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 25, 2013 21:33:33 GMT -5
A lot of the Japanese Deathmatch Indies of the 90's had horror movie wrestlers. At least Jason, Freddie, Michael Myers, The Crypt Keeper and Leatherface. Leatherface was even played by forrmer WWF wrestler Corporal Kirshner. I was surprised by what I saw of his work in Japan of just what a badass he really was. You'd think he would have made it beyond Corporal with that in mind. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 25, 2013 21:36:42 GMT -5
...turns out it kinda sucks, sadly.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 25, 2013 21:48:38 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose would be like Freddy
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Post by Dat Dude on Dec 25, 2013 22:02:09 GMT -5
This would be an awesome wrestling promo:
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Dec 25, 2013 22:06:04 GMT -5
Michael Myers is Kane. They even have the same "head tilt" mannerism.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Dec 25, 2013 22:34:46 GMT -5
Rosie O'Donnell from Exit to Eden would be the greatest monster in the history of the sport. Not a horror villain you say. That's all a matter of perspective.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Dec 25, 2013 22:48:58 GMT -5
Leatherface was even played by forrmer WWF wrestler Corporal Kirshner. I was surprised by what I saw of his work in Japan of just what a badass he really was. You'd think he would have made it beyond Corporal with that in mind. Crypt Keeper and Michael Myers (Boogie Man?) were played at times by "Hot Stuff" Eddie Gilbert and Doug Gilbert. |
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Post by Malcolm on Dec 25, 2013 22:53:14 GMT -5
Jacob Goodnight would totally be Kane.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2013 23:17:47 GMT -5
Freddy would be an incredibly entertaining heel in the vein of mid-'80s Piper or early '90s Lawler; always smiling and joking, even while doing terrible things, and it's almost impossible to ever get the upper hand on him. Again, like Piper, he'd have a lot of fans based on his sheer charisma.
Leatherface would be a "savage" monster heel, similar to the original portrayal of Kamala. He is an unpredictable threat who goes beyond civilized competition, but at the same time, has a child-like intellect and can be easily outsmarted.
Michael Myers is Kane.
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Dec 26, 2013 0:30:15 GMT -5
I'll say The Leprechaun would be...oh you can prob guess... {Spoiler}SWERVE!  |
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