"You're gonna have to kill me to beat me"

[xCompackx]

I'm watching the first John Cena promo leading up to WrestleMania 28 and he said this. Considering Cena lost to The Rock, does that mean Cena is a zombie?

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He overcame the odds and cheated death

[Push R Truth]

Yoshi Tatsu and Santino found all the Dragonballs and wished him back just after the pinfall

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

Dec 26, 2013 11:36:59 GMT -5 @bootytime said:

He overcame the odds and cheated death

So Cena is either Jesus or The Doctor.

[The Man They Call Asher]

Nah, Rock just killed his twin that lived in his elbow. What do you think the massive growth was?

[Just call me D.j.m.]

I'm pretty sure WWE.com had a short series of Zack Ryder and Yoshi Tatsu searching for the Dragon Balls to wish Cena back while he was training in Otherworld.

[Push R Truth]

Dec 26, 2013 11:39:16 GMT -5 Apricots And A Pear Tree said:

Dec 26, 2013 11:36:59 GMT -5 @bootytime said:

He overcame the odds and cheated death

So Cena is either Jesus or The Doctor.

Well Jesus stabbed him in the kidney so we can rule that one out

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The John Cena Story.
Lie. Cheat. Steal. - Hustle. Loyalty. Respect.

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Pretty much a call-back to the old "I will give you everything I've got, every drop of sweat" interview with Rock pre-Wrestlemania 17.

Or maybe I'm looking to much into it, but it seems very similar to me.

[gl83]

Dec 26, 2013 11:41:21 GMT -5 Just call me D.j.m. said:

I'm pretty sure WWE.com had a short series of Zack Ryder and Yoshi Tatsu searching for the Dragon Balls to wish Cena back while he was training in Otherworld.

Considering that year consisted of Cena losing to John Laurinaitis, coming up short against CM Punk month-after-month and then losing to Dolph Ziggler at TLC, he must have spent his time in OtherWorld eating, sleeping and working on his tan.

[Sparkybob]

This actually means Nikki is into necrophilia.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

'But Dwayne, you won.'
'I WON BUT I DIDN'T BEAT HIM!'

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Whoever heard of a neat freak zombie? No wonder Nikki's so frustrated, she can't get the floor wet but he keeps leaving chunks of dead flesh and limbs around the house.

[angryfan]

Dec 26, 2013 15:59:14 GMT -5 Sparkybob said:

This actually means Nikki is into necrophilia.

So that means that Cena is Katie Vick, and so Nikki is either Triple H or Kane. So when Cena beats the Authority it will be revenge for the Katie Vick angle.

[BigWill]

Dec 26, 2013 11:41:21 GMT -5 Just call me D.j.m. said:

I'm pretty sure WWE.com had a short series of Zack Ryder and Yoshi Tatsu searching for the Dragon Balls to wish Cena back while he was training in Otherworld.

And it was the training in said Otherworld which made it possible for Cena to beat Rock at WrestleMania 29.

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Reminds me of this wcw magazine cover



Sting lost the belt days after that hit the news stands.

[Magnus the Magnificent]

Cena time-travelled to become Zombie Western Undertaker, creating a time-paradox.

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Ehhh... Triple H and Batista did it better in 2005.

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I loved the Jimmy Jacobs/Austin Aries I Quit match where Aries says this to Jacobs....who grinned, shrugged and went "Okay."