Hoa Hoa and Bruno , Swedish commentary

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Anyway , was watching some old clips and Hoa Hoas commentary is hilarious....it's like he's a Swedish Heenan or something :

HH : "Why does Mean Gene have lines of cocaine on the table ?" (referring to the "W" logo in the studio)

HH : "Ric Flair looks like a transvestite"

Sometimes you can tell Bruno is having a hard time keeping straight face and you hear him chuckling in the background lol

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More Hoa Hoa quotes :

"You don't have to adjust your TVs , it's just Orndoff moaning"

"Those stairs aren't made of chocolate pudding exactly"

"The Diaper ? He works extra as a gigolo" (about Booger)

"Do they look in the mirror before going out ?" (about Quake/Avalanche)

"I sure hope Duggan doesn't speak Swedish or he might beat me up. WWF is prolly gonna send me a 10 hr tape with Hacksaw matches I will have to see in slow motion"

Hoa: "And what do you call that , a Super Flying Splash from the top rope ?"
Bruno: "That was a kick to the head"
Hoa: "I thought you had a weird technical term for it ?"


Hoa: "He has him in a Milliondollar Dream"
Bruno: "No , it's a regular sleeper hold"
Hoa: "Chinlock or Dream , who gives a crap.....he's choking the guy!?"

Hoa : "Sponsored by Pampers" (on Booger)

Hoa: "Samu is the guy to the right ?"
Bruno: "Yes , but who's the guy to the left ?"
Hoa: "Fatu prolly. Amazing , we've done 300 shows and I've finally learned their names"

Hoa : "Even a Rocky movie is realistic compared to this but it sure is entertaining !" (about Summerslam '93)

Bruno: "There are no rules in this match"
Hoa: "But why doesn't he use a bazooka then and blow him away ?"
Bruno: "But then he'd have to go to jail"
Hoa: "Yes , but he'd be the world champ" (about Taker vs. Yoko , RR '94)

Hoa : "He looks like a color blind cleaning woman" (about Macho)

Hoa , about Flairs wife : "Is she the one who's forced Flair to have that ricidulous hair style so that no woman would want him ?" (Flair vs. Steamboat, Spring Stampede 94)

Hoa : "It looks like there's been a fire at the gay club" (about Machos outfit)

Bruno : "Bigelow looks different now w/o the beard"
Hoa : "Not scary any more. He looks more like a boiled egg"


Bruno tells Hoa that Bret & Owen has 10 other siblings , in which Hoa replies : "Yeah , every brother is in wrestling and every sister is dating a wrestler and Ma and Pa Hart have "wrestled" some too......after all they have 10 kids" (about Harts/Michaels, SuSe 93)

Bruno , on Rude : "He claims to be Gods gift to women"
Hoa: "Me too"

lol......