good opening salvos to a feud

[mrjl]

Hulk Hogan and partners vs the Wyatt Family: Hogan is out cutting a return promo to the fans when the Wyatt's music starts to play. Cut to commercial

Return from commercial Bray is sitting in his chair in the ring flanked by Harper and Rowan.

Wyatt stands up "Would you care to take a seat, Hulk. I believe you need this chair more the I do."

[shaker]

Batista vs Randy Orton, 2014.

"Hey Randy, that's MY title. And come Sunday, I'm going to be wanting it back."

Commentary makes no mention of the fact that this is an all-new title, or that Wrestlemania is still 7 weeks away.

[Push R Truth]

AJ is celebrating in the ring with her title at the Royal Rumble after she just pinned another random Diva contender. Her music stops and suddenly at the top of the ramp, it's MICKIE JAMES! "You better enjoy these fleeting moments with that title AJ. Come Wrestlemania, I'll be taking MY title back!" she says.

AJ looks confused, asks for a mic and says to the crowd "Who was that fat bitch?"

[Bad Moon]

Cena first calling his new finisher the FU as a direct answer to Lesnar's F5 when Lesnar kept ignoring his challenges was a pretty damn good one.

As for stuff I'd like to see...
Orton is wrestling Bryan or Punk or whatever, the Shield interfere, Orton is suprised at first but takes advantage of it anyway, they get in the ring and do the typical heel group pose... then Reigns hits him with a spear, they ping-pong him around a bit between their finishers, culiminating in the triple power bomb. Ambrose gets on the mic and says "You're weak, Orton. You only wear that gold thanks to us in the first place and one of us is gonna take it from you. Anyone of us is as good as you and together we're better than anyone. The fact that they handpicked you as the chosen champion is a miscarriage of justice that we are gonna correct. We are gonna give the world a rightful champion, a just champion. Because we ARE justice. Believe in justice and believe in the Shield."

[Bo Rida]

Sin Cara gets a new cape and immediately trips over it on the way to the ring.

Ultimo Dragon gets annoyed at the blatant gimmick infringement and returns to face him at WM so WWE can finally set that mask record.