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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 31, 2013 15:40:05 GMT -5
He's a solid Beard+
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2013 17:13:20 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt preys on those who have been cast aside by "society, man". Bryan obviously fits the bill with the way he's been treated by The Authority, plus he's a little ball of destruction that Bray wants on his side in his plot to bring down "the machine", aka serve his own interests.
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Post by Chip on Dec 31, 2013 18:22:53 GMT -5
I was under the impression he wanted to turn Bryan into a monster, a monster he could influence and control like his follows Harper and Rowan. Hell for all we know Harper and Rowan may have been relatively normal people before Bray walked into their lives.
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Post by Just call me D.j.m. on Dec 31, 2013 18:30:43 GMT -5
I was under the impression he wanted to turn Bryan into a monster, a monster he could influence and control like his follows Harper and Rowan. Hell for all we know Harper and Rowan may have been relatively normal people before Bray walked into their lives. Luke Harper was a trucker. Still had the beard and wifebeater, though.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 31, 2013 18:31:58 GMT -5
I was under the impression he wanted to turn Bryan into a monster, a monster he could influence and control like his follows Harper and Rowan. Hell for all we know Harper and Rowan may have been relatively normal people before Bray walked into their lives. Luke Harper was a trucker. Still had the beard and wifebeater, though. Meanwhile, Erick Rowan was a mild-mannerd entertainer at kids' parties, often wearing that sheep mask he has right now along with a very hilarious-looking sheep costume.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Dec 31, 2013 20:26:49 GMT -5
To make the Duck Dynasty parody gay porn movie while it's still semi-relevant.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 1, 2014 0:33:28 GMT -5
To make the Duck Dynasty parody gay porn movie while it's still semi-relevant. Who'd want to watch that? Daniel Bryan is the only one of those four that I'd watch in a gay porn.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 1, 2014 0:41:39 GMT -5
To drive FAN crazy. Mission accomplished.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Jan 1, 2014 0:45:52 GMT -5
If you wanted to do the absurd thing, and attempt to view this angle as if it were somehow real, a cult leader brainwashing a guy who holds that much passionate sway over the masses himself might be seen as a smart thing if the endgame is spreading his doctrine to the fanbase at large.
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 1, 2014 0:51:24 GMT -5
Because he put his right foot in and took his left foot back. He did the hanky panky and next thing you know is Bryan joining the Wyatt Family. In the end, that's what it's all about
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 1, 2014 0:52:11 GMT -5
They want Bryan's fine ass.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2014 0:52:50 GMT -5
They want to make Bryan squeal
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Jan 1, 2014 1:03:16 GMT -5
I really really don't know, but I think it sounded like this
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Jan 1, 2014 1:31:28 GMT -5
BUTT SECKSYEAH! YEAH! YEAH!NO! NO! NOOOOOOO....DERP!
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Post by Dave the Dave on Jan 1, 2014 13:21:19 GMT -5
I've been saying this since Summer slam.....Bryan needed an antiestablishment type to help. Wyatt's turning fact to help is what I predicted.
Still could happen but they're taking a weird angle with it.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 1, 2014 13:31:18 GMT -5
Buttsecks with Daniel Bryan is not supposed to be scary!!!!
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Post by Juice on Jan 1, 2014 15:05:16 GMT -5
A cult wants the most popular guy around to brainwash the masses. Really makes perfect sense.
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Post by Boo! on Jan 1, 2014 15:05:54 GMT -5
To say 'Yes' when the corpse just can't.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2014 15:08:50 GMT -5
To make the Duck Dynasty parody gay porn movie while it's still semi-relevant. Duck Fynasty?
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Jan 1, 2014 15:23:32 GMT -5
Yeah, pretty much every Wyatt promo has been about how if Bryan and Wyatt teamed up they could accomplish anything, including taking down the machine (ie the establishment?) Unfortunately for Bryan,"The machine" is not The Authority,it's a claw game.Bray really wants that lobster harmonica.
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