Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 5, 2014 5:50:39 GMT -5
Stone Cold, Randy Orton and Jake Roberts would be snakes who slither their way down to the ring.
AJ Lee would be a psychotic baby chicken.
CM Punk would be the best wrestler in the world and win a 1 on 100,000 handicap match against every wrestler on the planet.
Daniel Bryan would have his usual body except with a goat's face due to an accident which caused his face to get ripped off and have a face transplant but the doctor was evil and used a goat.
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Emmet Russell
King Koopa
Quieter
The best wrestler on earth.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Jan 5, 2014 5:52:04 GMT -5
Bret Hart would be completely awesome with the Agent 47 bald head & suit.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jan 5, 2014 6:06:14 GMT -5
Brodus Clay would have been a very strange looking dinosaur
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 5, 2014 6:22:08 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan would be immortal?
Owen Hart would be propelling passengers to the ISS?
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Post by onetruemisfit on Jan 5, 2014 7:35:52 GMT -5
Kofi would be feline.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jan 5, 2014 7:40:30 GMT -5
Batista would be covered with fur
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Post by Germansuplex on Jan 5, 2014 7:41:27 GMT -5
Giant Gonzales would be really, really tall.
Am I doing this right?
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jan 5, 2014 7:43:13 GMT -5
Randy Orton would be a snake.
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Cry Baby
Bubba Ho-Tep
"I got all the numbers!"
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Post by Cry Baby on Jan 5, 2014 7:54:21 GMT -5
The Shield would be three dogs that bark whenever someone's car alarm goes off.
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Jan 5, 2014 8:43:28 GMT -5
Triple H as the Cerebral Assassin would just injure people in the head and make them brain dead.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 5, 2014 8:53:35 GMT -5
Undertaker would be a flesh eating, rotting zombie.
The Rock would be a Minotaur.
John Cena would be a streetwise doctor.
Randy Orton hunts and eats his opponents.
Kane is a mechanism of a crimson hued.
Sheamus would be extremely pale to the point he become translucent.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 5, 2014 9:12:49 GMT -5
Every time Shawn Michaels appears, the show comes to a screeching halt and just ends.
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Capt Lunatic
Unicron
Buttah in mah ass, lollipops in mah mouth
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Jan 5, 2014 9:15:40 GMT -5
Every Raw would be 3 hours of RVD
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 5, 2014 9:39:43 GMT -5
Christian is actually Hornswoggle.
The Undertaker has a constant nose-bleed.
Jeff Hardy cosplays as a likeable Riddler.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 9:40:41 GMT -5
Post-Undertaker feud, Randy Orton would shed his skin, wrap his newest opponents in it after an RKO and drag them back to his snake lair for consumption.
Note: the latter half of the sentence isn't scientifically correct for snakes but imagine Repo Man + snake and it'll all be clear.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 9:49:46 GMT -5
No one under 17 may look at Edge unless accompanied by a parent or guardian
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
GIFs | Shitposts | Fun
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jan 5, 2014 9:51:49 GMT -5
Adam Copeland would be the biggest action/horror/comedy movie star in the world.
As long as the film he's gets an "R" rating from the MPAA, it's gonna make HUGE bank...doesn't matter what it is.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 5, 2014 10:03:33 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt would be Galactus
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
GIFs | Shitposts | Fun
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jan 5, 2014 10:04:46 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt would be Galactus I'd mark |
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Jan 5, 2014 10:11:18 GMT -5
Sabu would be Krispen Wah.
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