Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 7, 2014 8:25:05 GMT -5
It's weird. Brock is a genetic freak (despite looking like someone hit Crash Holly with Gamma Rays), and diverticulitis episodes aside, an ice-cold killer who could legit wreck anybody he feels like, whenever he feels like it.
And yet every time we see him, it's goofy facial expressions, bizarre banshee wails, his silly little warm-up dance...
How is it that the man can be the most legitimately frightening, barbaric figure the company has seen in ages, and yet still be such an absolute goober?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2014 8:27:36 GMT -5
I think his goofy facial expressions, bizarre banshee wails and his warm-up dance make him seem crazier and more intimidating.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 7, 2014 8:51:00 GMT -5
He can basically liquify your inner organs with his bare fists. As such, Lesnar can come to the ring wearing a frilly pink tutu and a curly blonde wig and still be the scariest, baddest man in all of everything.
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 7, 2014 9:30:40 GMT -5
How is it that the man can be the most legitimately frightening, barbaric figure the company has seen in ages, and yet still be such an absolute goober?  |
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Post by HMARK Center on Jan 7, 2014 9:39:35 GMT -5
To steal from Brandon Stroud's "Best and Worst" for Raw last week:
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Post by Chip on Jan 7, 2014 12:48:05 GMT -5
Mike Tyson always came across like kind of a goober too.
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Jan 7, 2014 14:40:30 GMT -5
Did you notice Brock's expressions during the Heyman promo. He looked like he was fighting a Japanese Wind Demon with his mind.
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Jan 7, 2014 14:44:25 GMT -5
He can basically liquify your inner organs with his bare fists. As such, Lesnar can come to the ring wearing a frilly pink tutu and a curly blonde wig and still be the scariest, baddest man in all of everything. "You loved him as Brock Lesnar! Now get ready to hate him as he threatens your sexuality in his new persona ... Beautiful Babydoll Brock!"  |
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 7, 2014 14:52:11 GMT -5
One touch I absolutely love is when Brock is beating someone so badly that PAUL HEYMAN has to tell him to stop. Heyman is one of the sleaziest wrestling characters in history, and he has to step in out of fear for the other person.
He did that during the Miz and Mark Henry beatdowns, and it was great.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Jan 7, 2014 14:58:55 GMT -5
I love it so much.
I love him he's my favorite ever.
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Post by Old Jack Burton on Jan 7, 2014 15:01:36 GMT -5
It makes him seem more unhinged, he's like a mutated giant 1950s bully from the 4th grade.
Also, he is the 2nd coming of Sid.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2014 15:07:52 GMT -5
Brock can come out and say any dumbassed thing that comes into his head and it would still be intimidating because that dude is a legit fighter that is built like a tank.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 7, 2014 15:08:40 GMT -5
Cuz when they pulled the biggest viking they could find outta the timestream, they didn't bother to teach him modern English vernacular.
Brock did the best he could to assimilate the lexicon, then just said "f*** it, I'm a berzerker."
Or, to paraphrase what Richard Pryor said bout Leon Spinks: "Leon ain't gotta be smart, he just has to knock motherf***ers out."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2014 15:38:06 GMT -5
One touch I absolutely love is when Brock is beating someone so badly that PAUL HEYMAN has to tell him to stop. Heyman is one of the sleaziest wrestling characters in history, and he has to step in out of fear for the other person. He did that during the Miz and Mark Henry beatdowns, and it was great. The Vince one too. He looked like he was having a panic attack when Brock F5'd him. Indeed, however there have been moments (like last night when he jumped up to distract Big Show) when he goes back to being a dick a littletoo quickly after those moments. Kinda makes further moments of geniune concern looks fake...... ......but then, Heyman really is good at it. |
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Post by MichaelMartini on Jan 7, 2014 15:51:15 GMT -5
One touch I absolutely love is when Brock is beating someone so badly that PAUL HEYMAN has to tell him to stop. Heyman is one of the sleaziest wrestling characters in history, and he has to step in out of fear for the other person. He did that during the Miz and Mark Henry beatdowns, and it was great. The Vince one too. He looked like he was having a panic attack when Brock F5'd him. Indeed, however there have been moments (like last night when he jumped up to distract Big Show) when he goes back to being a dick a littletoo quickly after those moments. Kinda makes further moments of geniune concern looks fake...... ......but then, Heyman really is good at it. I don't think it's concern for the other person, but more worry that Brock will take it too far and wind up in jail or banned from WWE and then Paul loses his client. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2014 15:53:05 GMT -5
How is it that the man can be the most legitimately frightening, barbaric figure the company has seen in ages, and yet still be such an absolute goober? And punt |
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Post by "Cane Dewey" Johnson on Jan 7, 2014 15:59:04 GMT -5
Cuz when they pulled the biggest viking they could find outta the timestream, they didn't bother to teach him modern English vernacular. Brock did the best he could to assimilate the lexicon, then just said "f*** it, I'm a berzerker." Or, to paraphrase what Richard Pryor said bout Leon Spinks: "Leon ain't gotta be smart, he just has to knock motherf***ers out." But I thought Lesnar was cut from the Vikings because he couldn't hack it? |
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Post by sybaku on Jan 7, 2014 17:06:02 GMT -5
The Vince one too. He looked like he was having a panic attack when Brock F5'd him. Indeed, however there have been moments (like last night when he jumped up to distract Big Show) when he goes back to being a dick a littletoo quickly after those moments. Kinda makes further moments of geniune concern looks fake...... ......but then, Heyman really is good at it. I don't think it's concern for the other person, but more worry that Brock will take it too far and wind up in jail or banned from WWE and then Paul loses his client. I always saw it as Heyman adding insult to injury by having to "call off" Brock basically he's saying no one else will dare try to stop Brock because their all scared. |
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Jan 7, 2014 17:28:26 GMT -5
I'm going with Parabrox
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 7, 2014 17:40:24 GMT -5
Cuz when they pulled the biggest viking they could find outta the timestream, they didn't bother to teach him modern English vernacular. Brock did the best he could to assimilate the lexicon, then just said "f*** it, I'm a berzerker." Or, to paraphrase what Richard Pryor said bout Leon Spinks: "Leon ain't gotta be smart, he just has to knock motherf***ers out." But I thought Lesnar was cut from the Vikings because he couldn't hack it? NFL understandably hushed up them parting ways with him after he'd killed a couple of other practice squad members with a battle axe. |
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