What way would u like to interact with a legendary wrestler?

[willywonka666]

Seeing as how everyone is talking about how Dean Ambrose seemed so thrilled to be the recipient of a slithering snake courtesy of Jake, if you were able to interact with one of your favorite legends in a similar way, who would it be and how would it play out?


I would have loved to have been brought in the ring like the other kids on tv to dance with Junkyard Dog after one of his matches.


You?

[Tom Turkey]

Either as a victim of a Stone Cold Stunner, or joining in with Austin when he's doing one of his beer bashes.

[BRV]

Bret Hart drags me into the ring and puts me in the Sharpshooter while browbeating me for my piggish American ways. Then he gives me his sunglasses.

[shaker]

Roddy Piper fights me for 20 minutes and keeps yelling at me to "PUT ON THE GLASSES!"

[PTBartman]

Roddy piper beats me with ethnically insensitive culinary stereotypes, mocking my Sicillian heritage on The Pit.

[Amazing Kitsune]

As a child, Shawn Micheals would have brought me into the ring as a child to strip with him. The crowd would have popped huge for my dancing skills. Then the show would go on like normal.

In subsequent years, I would release a series of shoot interviews where I'd say all sorts of bad things about him and the Kliq. They destroyed my push.

[BrianZane]

Keeping with the Piper theme, I would love to spar with him in a promo-off.

[sunnytaker]

i'd like to get laid out by their finisher and sell it to the point Dolph Ziggler watches me on the monitor in the back and says "damn he's overselling"

[Dat Dude]

Try to introduce myself to the Rock only for him to tell me that it doesn't matter what my name is.

[Turd Ferguson]

I walk into the bathroom and bump into Big John Studd, who is on his way out. We just look at each other for a few seconds, say excuse me, and go on our ways.

[Raskovnik]

5 Second Poses with Edge and Christian.

[Totorob101]

Being one of the Undertakers druids would be pretty cool

[Deleted]

I went to a house show in 1992 where the LOD grabbed a couple of random kids from the front row and let them ride around on their shoulders after the match.

I've been jealous of those kids for almost 22 years now.

[itwasmeaustin!]

I want to give my sports bag to Randy Orton so he can RKO it, then shit in it while he does his signature pose kneeling, then punt it and then over-explain his actions slowly for ten minutes. Then I want him to RKO himself for no reason at all and then I yell at him "Hey Randall! STOOPID! STOOPID!".

[Deleted]

I saw Matt Borne as Doink a few weeks before he died, and just wanted to hug him for some reason.

.....but Marty Jannetty was sharing a table basically high as a kite and making a goddamn fool of himself (and this is happening NEXT TO THE ACTUAL CLOWN) and I just stayed away from that mess.

And now he's dead.

Borne, not Jannetty.

[MichaelMartini]

Live sex celebration with Lita.

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

I don't care who it is as long as I go over.

[jwarr]

Jan 7, 2014 15:46:25 GMT -5 Apricots And A Pear Tree said:

I don't care who it is as long as I go over.

Gotta keep your spot, brother!

[The Sam]

Managed by Bobby Heenan.

[DASH 243✅]

put in a texas clover leaf by Dean Malenko