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Post by RadcapRadsley on Jan 10, 2014 9:08:35 GMT -5
If you ever find yourself in a position where you go backwards in time do not change a single thing. Even the smallest thing can have a chain reaction and ruin the present in ways you can not imagine.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Jan 10, 2014 9:15:28 GMT -5
Stupid bug, you go squish now!
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jan 10, 2014 9:25:16 GMT -5
.... wreck everything in sight, gotcha!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 10, 2014 9:30:12 GMT -5
Buy a Sports Almanac
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 10, 2014 9:38:35 GMT -5
Ohh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr "I'm My Own Grandfather"
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Sam Punk
Hank Scorpio
Own Nothing, Be Happy
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Post by Sam Punk on Jan 10, 2014 9:42:17 GMT -5
Buy shares in microsoft.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Jan 10, 2014 10:19:37 GMT -5
This reminds me of the Cow and Chicken episode where they drop a quarter in the primordial ooze so in the future everybody has quarter's for a head.
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Post by Raskovnik on Jan 10, 2014 10:27:12 GMT -5
Even if you do that, your safety is not guaranteed.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jan 10, 2014 10:38:16 GMT -5
If you ever find yourself in a position where you go backwards in time do not change a single thing. Even the smallest thing can spawn Grim Reaper devil monsters who will attempt to fix the time paradox by killing everyone involved in it. Fixed for first season of New Who.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 10, 2014 11:32:32 GMT -5
Don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God, DON'T NOT DO IT!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 10, 2014 11:37:57 GMT -5
Don't try and kill Hitler, it will just get reversed by the time agents anyway... so it's a waste of a trip.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2014 11:51:16 GMT -5
Don't try and kill Hitler, it will just get reversed by the time agents anyway... so it's a waste of a trip. I would kidnap Hitler just before he kills himself and transport him to the present so he can see how he's become a punchline. And so an angry mob can seize him.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2014 11:51:51 GMT -5
Time travel is no good
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jan 10, 2014 12:13:46 GMT -5
Even if you do that, your safety is not guaranteed. And you got to supply your own weapons.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jan 10, 2014 12:18:07 GMT -5
Depends on if you jump stream and enter a parallel universe.
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 10, 2014 13:17:48 GMT -5
People assume that time is a strict progression from cause to effect. But actually, from a non- linear, non-subjective point of view, it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey....stuff.
Unless it's a fixed point in time. Then it has to happen. Otherwise bad things happen.
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Juice
El Dandy
Wrong? Oh he can tell ya about being wrong.
I'm the one who raised you from perdition.
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Post by Juice on Jan 10, 2014 13:53:52 GMT -5
I'm a time traveler, I have seen various parallels, and sadly this is the best things can get
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Post by JTG Fan on Jan 10, 2014 13:58:11 GMT -5
DAD YOUR HAND IS JAMMED IN THE TOASTER
DAD IT'S IN THERE AGAIN
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jan 10, 2014 14:13:44 GMT -5
The way I see it, is if you are going to do some time travelling do it in style!
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 10, 2014 14:35:03 GMT -5
This is indeed a disturbing Universe.
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