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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 12, 2014 19:26:35 GMT -5
...having sex in the room above me, or moving furniture.
All while I sit here eating Skittles, lamenting the fact I haven't had a girlfriend in over a year. Weep for me FAN.
EDIT:Well, if they weren't moving furniture, I'm unimpressed by her boyfriend's performance, seeing as one of them just came downstairs and the other is walking about above.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jan 12, 2014 19:43:39 GMT -5
It's possible that they were having sex AND moving furniture. Especially if they were doing it right.  |
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 12, 2014 19:44:47 GMT -5
...having sex in the room above me, or moving furniture. All while I sit here eating Skittles, lamenting the fact I haven't had a girlfriend in over a year. Weep for me FAN. EDIT:Well, if they weren't moving furniture, I'm unimpressed by her boyfriend's performance, seeing as one of them just came downstairs and the other is walking about above. Ugh, these people have no shame do they? |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 12, 2014 19:48:29 GMT -5
...having sex in the room above me, or moving furniture. All while I sit here eating Skittles, lamenting the fact I haven't had a girlfriend in over a year. Weep for me FAN. EDIT:Well, if they weren't moving furniture, I'm unimpressed by her boyfriend's performance, seeing as one of them just came downstairs and the other is walking about above. Ugh, these people have no shame do they? As long as they don't stain the sofas, I'm cool with it. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2014 19:49:15 GMT -5
Are they interfering with you playing Mario?
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 12, 2014 19:49:39 GMT -5
Ask them if they need any help.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 12, 2014 19:49:46 GMT -5
But were they playing Mario Brothers, inquiring minds got to know
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 12, 2014 19:57:08 GMT -5
Are they interfering with you playing Mario? No, did knock my Payday mojo out of balance for the few minutes they were doing whatever it was. And asking if they need help either A, makes me seem like a helpful housemate, or B, a pervert. Which scenario leads to which, I'll let you decide. |
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jan 12, 2014 19:58:32 GMT -5
Are they interfering with you playing Mario? No, did knock my Payday mojo out of balance for the few minutes they were doing whatever it was. And asking if they need help either A, makes me seem like a helpful housemate, or B, a pervert. Which scenario leads to which, I'll let you decide. You've got to swing for the fences. You've written about their maybe/maybe not sex life on the internet. You -are- a pervert.  Now you have to go for broke! |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 12, 2014 20:02:16 GMT -5
No, did knock my Payday mojo out of balance for the few minutes they were doing whatever it was. And asking if they need help either A, makes me seem like a helpful housemate, or B, a pervert. Which scenario leads to which, I'll let you decide. You've got to swing for the fences. You've written about their maybe/maybe not sex life on the internet. You -are- a pervert. Now you have to go for broke! Oh, I accept the fact I'm a pervert, believe me. But it's all about the biggah pitcha, gotta think ahead of the game, and kicking in the door whilst they're mid sex whilst shouting "WHAT UP BITCHES!" isn't going to end well for anyone. And for those of you keeping track, yes, it's the same girl who's vibrator I literally tripped over. |
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jan 12, 2014 20:14:35 GMT -5
You've got to swing for the fences. You've written about their maybe/maybe not sex life on the internet. You -are- a pervert. Now you have to go for broke! Oh, I accept the fact I'm a pervert, believe me. But it's all about the biggah pitcha, gotta think ahead of the game, and kicking in the door whilst they're mid sex whilst shouting "WHAT UP BITCHES!" isn't going to end well for anyone. Or it could end AMAZING. Maybe they weren't loud by accident, eh? Maybe--just maybe--they're testing you. ... So you regularly give us updates on your sitcom-like life? Huh, how about that. Tripped. Hrm. |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 12, 2014 20:29:11 GMT -5
Oh, I accept the fact I'm a pervert, believe me. But it's all about the biggah pitcha, gotta think ahead of the game, and kicking in the door whilst they're mid sex whilst shouting "WHAT UP BITCHES!" isn't going to end well for anyone. Or it could end AMAZING. Maybe they weren't loud by accident, eh? Maybe--just maybe--they're testing you. ... So you regularly give us updates on your sitcom-like life? Huh, how about that. Tripped. Hrm. I wouldn't say regular, it was a few months ago when everyone had just moved in, I went in to give her the phone when the landlord rang, tripped over something when talking and walking, turned out to be a dildo. Believe me, a lot more stuff happens, I just cherry pick the most amusing anecdotes. And if they are testing me, man, that's some cruel shit. |
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