ratetankmark
Samurai Cop
Equalist Lex Luthor
RIP Rik Mayall, you blimmen genius - Ria Vandervis on Rik Mayall
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Post by ratetankmark on Jan 14, 2014 13:21:18 GMT -5
Seriously. Seemingly nothing can stop you, it doesn't drive you insane, all you've got to do is keep walking and destroying everyone in your way, just watch out for telepathic mutants.
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Post by Cela on Jan 14, 2014 13:33:57 GMT -5
No matter how well endowed, when seen naked, women will laugh at you.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 14, 2014 13:38:00 GMT -5
Why doesn't he just play football, make a shit ton of money and live like a king?
Instead he's just a vintage dumbass that hangs around with angry mutant freaks
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Jan 14, 2014 13:47:30 GMT -5
When you take a shower, you risk Xavier probing your mind.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 14, 2014 13:48:57 GMT -5
Why doesn't he just play football, make a shit ton of money and live like a king? Instead he's just a vintage dumbass that hangs around with angry mutant freaks Well I would imagine that the NFL would object that a man in magical armor is against the rules somehow  |
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,319
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 14, 2014 13:53:00 GMT -5
Why doesn't he just play football, make a shit ton of money and live like a king? Instead he's just a vintage dumbass that hangs around with angry mutant freaks Well I would imagine that the NFL would object that a man in magical armor is against the rules somehow  |
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Jan 14, 2014 13:58:13 GMT -5
the unfortunate reality that you're not as over as you think you are, which results in you having to constantly tell people you're the Juggernaut, bitch
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
Posts: 63,110
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Post by CMWaters on Jan 14, 2014 13:59:50 GMT -5
Why doesn't he just play football, make a shit ton of money and live like a king? Instead he's just a vintage dumbass that hangs around with angry mutant freaks Well I would imagine that the NFL would object that a man in magical armor is against the rules somehow Not in the Marvel universe. After all, they had this guy:  |
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Jan 14, 2014 14:05:10 GMT -5
Finding a suit that fits would be expensive and a major pain in the ass, bitch.
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Post by hossfan on Jan 14, 2014 14:09:43 GMT -5
Shitty peripheral vision.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jan 14, 2014 14:57:10 GMT -5
Having Laffy Taffy villains come after you.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 14, 2014 15:07:24 GMT -5
If you slip on the ice you're just going to keep on sliding forever Speaking of... uh... if nothing stops the Juggernaut and nothing moves the Blob... what happens if Juggernaut runs into the Blob? Well I would imagine that the NFL would object that a man in magical armor is against the rules somehow Not in the Marvel universe. After all, they had this guy: The NFL clearly instituted the rule because of him |
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jan 14, 2014 18:44:42 GMT -5
It must be hard sitting down
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jan 14, 2014 19:14:14 GMT -5
Getting retconned into not having done the deed with She-Hulk.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Jan 14, 2014 19:21:10 GMT -5
When you take a shower, you risk Xavier probing your mind. Also inadvertantly having sex with Hydroman. |
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Jan 14, 2014 22:06:29 GMT -5
Watch that episode of first Xmen cartoon where some random guy steals his powers.
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Jan 14, 2014 22:11:19 GMT -5
Watch that episode of first Xmen cartoon where some random guy steals his powers. But...until the X-men steal the gem back to save the life of that rather worthless asshole Cain Marko...that guy is having the time of his life! I'd enjoy having the powers of the human Juggernaut! |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 14, 2014 22:18:55 GMT -5
your sexual misadventures with She-hulk get retconned away.
Edit: Damnit, Madison beat me to it.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2014 22:22:05 GMT -5
Finding a suit that fits would be expensive and a major pain in the ass, bitch. It's the damndest thing but he does wear a suit in one of the X-Men 2nd series issues from the early 90s. I can't find the image using google search but he meets up with Wolverine and some of the other members of the X-men Blue team at the time, along with Black Tom Cassidy, and he has a suit on. He says something like "Admit it. I look damn good." to Storm or something. |
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer
555-BONE
FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 14, 2014 22:28:29 GMT -5
Door ways must be a b**** to get through.
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