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Post by CMWaters on Jan 20, 2014 14:19:53 GMT -5
No one would ever confuse Hogan... with male models. Wrestling needs a diverse cast or the parts are visually interchangeable. The people who made the movie "No Holds Barred" did for that one scene in the film...
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 20, 2014 14:22:45 GMT -5
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 20, 2014 14:26:23 GMT -5
There's a difference between being ugly and being tough, though. Miz is ugly as sin and also looks like a puss who's eaten a few too many donuts. Miz has stated in interviews that he keeps that extra body fat on as padding for taking bumps. I actually like Miz's pudge. He's a good looking guy, but that baby fat makes him more relatable the same way that Punk's "SKINNY FAT ASS" or Bryan's shorter stature does. Miz looks like a guy who keeps himself fit and goes to the gym, but, like you said, can't stop eating donuts. He can be a good role model because he has a "realistically attainable" physique. You won't hear about guys developing eating disorders, hurting themselves in the gym or getting sick by OD'ing on some pre-workout or some pills because they wanted to look like THE MIZ. That's got to be the greatest pro wrestling lie I've ever read. "I could be shredded, but I need some fat for taking bumps."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 14:28:51 GMT -5
We need more 25 year olds that look 40.
They had Festus.
We're in the age of the pretty boy. You think it's bad now? Wait until all those teens with the emo haircuts grow up.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 14:34:13 GMT -5
No one would ever confuse Hogan... with male models. Wrestling needs a diverse cast or the parts are visually interchangeable. The people who made the movie "No Holds Barred" did for that one scene in the film... Pretty sure that was just Vince and Hogan sitting around a mountain of pure Colombian blow writing 'No Holds Barred', so I can at least understand that one.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 20, 2014 14:48:48 GMT -5
I love how even Curtis doesn't know what the f*** he is meant to be thinking in that photo.
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Post by shaker on Jan 20, 2014 14:53:50 GMT -5
There's a difference between being ugly and being tough, though. Miz is ugly as sin and also looks like a puss who's eaten a few too many donuts. Miz has stated in interviews that he keeps that extra body fat on as padding for taking bumps. I actually like Miz's pudge. He's a good looking guy, but that baby fat makes him more relatable the same way that Punk's "SKINNY FAT ASS" or Bryan's shorter stature does. Miz looks like a guy who keeps himself fit and goes to the gym, but, like you said, can't stop eating donuts. He can be a good role model because he has a "realistically attainable" physique. You won't hear about guys developing eating disorders, hurting themselves in the gym or getting sick by OD'ing on some pre-workout or some pills because they wanted to look like THE MIZ. Brother, I don't think anyone in general wants to look like the Miz.
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Post by BigWill on Jan 20, 2014 15:00:15 GMT -5
THE BEAR COMMUNITY! !!?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 15:02:07 GMT -5
I don't know if you've looked at the rising world around you, but the age of rugged men is becoming a thing of the past.
The age of sparkly metrosexual posers is, like, totally upon us or something!
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 20, 2014 15:05:38 GMT -5
I don't know if you've looked at the rising world around you, but the age of rugged men is becoming a thing of the past. The age of sparkly metrosexual posers is, like, totally upon us or something! Nah, they all just shaved because today's standards demand they shave when going to work, including the sideburns. If they let them be, who knows? By the way, does this mean there will be an era where tough looking macho women will be rampant? I'd like to see that!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 15:10:30 GMT -5
THE BEAR COMMUNITY! !!? Bring back the Forever 40 Double A! {Spoiler}{Spoiler}Well...if we go back in time and stop the injuries...
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 20, 2014 15:41:18 GMT -5
He did say he was 20 something. Then again Farooq did say that he wants to be pretty like Shawn Michaels. Maybe it has something to do with this pic:
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 20, 2014 16:15:03 GMT -5
THE BEAR COMMUNITY! !!? Bring back the Forever 40 Double A! {Spoiler}{Spoiler}Well...if we go back in time and stop the injuries... Arn Borland?
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 20, 2014 16:19:47 GMT -5
So you don't want no pretty boys, perhaps wanting muscle heads. Do you hate that long haired look, you like that preppy look instead? We could use some All-American Boys.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 20, 2014 16:21:16 GMT -5
So you don't want no pretty boys, perhaps wanting muscle heads. Do you hate that long haired look, you like that preppy look instead? We could use some All-American Boys.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 16:23:11 GMT -5
So you say that the WWE needs a real man's man?
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 20, 2014 16:25:49 GMT -5
So you don't want no pretty boys, perhaps wanting muscle heads. Do you hate that long haired look, you like that preppy look instead? We could use some All-American Boys. How about someone who is both muscles and pretty boyish? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozEB38XueRAHe became All American later.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jan 22, 2014 8:32:33 GMT -5
We need more 25 year olds that look 40. They had Festus. We're in the age of the pretty boy. You think it's bad now? Wait until all those teens with the emo haircuts grow up. They have dude, you just described 75% of the newer crop of Indy talent and we know quite a few will be headed to NXT.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 22, 2014 8:36:32 GMT -5
I love how even Curtis doesn't know what the f*** he is meant to be thinking in that photo. It's like the term "gurn" was created just to describe the face that McGillicurtis makes. As for the pretty boy vs. rugged man thing, forget it. Rugged Men are symbols of the patriarchy, and need to be kept down in order for there to be progress and justice. Beta Boys are the present, and eventually will need to be further phased down in order to enforce justice.
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Post by BEARD on Jan 22, 2014 11:34:20 GMT -5
Cena, Orton, Punk, and Batista are far from pretty boys. The only "pretty boy" getting regular TV time is Cody Rhodes. Everyone else is either shoved into obscurity (Miz, Ziggler, Ryder, Riley, Fandango, Kidd) or forced to hide their inherent hotness (Bryan). Bryan most definitely isn't forced to grow a beard.
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