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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 22, 2014 11:42:40 GMT -5
Honestly, half the main roster now looks like they smell like feet. WWE's "bishonen" peak was probably back in 2009.
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 22, 2014 12:34:53 GMT -5
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Post by horsemen4ever on Jan 22, 2014 12:41:47 GMT -5
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Post by Lazy peon on Jan 22, 2014 13:00:38 GMT -5
CM Punk refuses to put over whiskey despite whiskey out popping him that one episode of Smackdown. ![](http://imageshack.com/a/img841/9798/cmwhiskey.gif)
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 22, 2014 13:04:39 GMT -5
Cena, Orton, Punk, and Batista are far from pretty boys. The only "pretty boy" getting regular TV time is Cody Rhodes. Everyone else is either shoved into obscurity (Miz, Ziggler, Ryder, Riley, Fandango, Kidd) or forced to hide their inherent hotness (Bryan). Bryan most definitely isn't forced to grow a beard. It's like everybody forgets the epic beards Bryan used to grow before he was in WWE.
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Post by Bootista on Jan 22, 2014 13:07:46 GMT -5
LOLOLOLOL Men want to look like The Miz? who are these men?
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Post by Squirrel Master on Jan 22, 2014 17:03:28 GMT -5
American Males theme = WORST.SONG.EVER
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 22, 2014 19:07:30 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2014 19:14:18 GMT -5
Roman Reigns isn't the manliest of men. He's a walking L'Oreal commercial. He's pretty much Samoan, facial-haired Fabio.
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 22, 2014 19:38:31 GMT -5
I never got the pretty boy vibe from Ziggler. Athletic physique sure, but with a face that looks like it belongs on a 45 year old from Boardwalk Empire.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jan 22, 2014 20:51:14 GMT -5
Not being shallow or anything, but having a bunch of attractive guys isn't going to upset the female/gay audience.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 22, 2014 21:01:34 GMT -5
Bryan most definitely isn't forced to grow a beard. It's like everybody forgets the epic beards Bryan used to grow before he was in WWE. I didn't forget. I just think clean cut Bryan Danielson/Daniel Bryan is the sexiest wrestler alive.
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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm on Jan 22, 2014 21:31:51 GMT -5
Miz has stated in interviews that he keeps that extra body fat on as padding for taking bumps. I actually like Miz's pudge. He's a good looking guy, but that baby fat makes him more relatable the same way that Punk's "SKINNY FAT ASS" or Bryan's shorter stature does. Miz looks like a guy who keeps himself fit and goes to the gym, but, like you said, can't stop eating donuts. He can be a good role model because he has a "realistically attainable" physique. You won't hear about guys developing eating disorders, hurting themselves in the gym or getting sick by OD'ing on some pre-workout or some pills because they wanted to look like THE MIZ. Brother, I don't think anyone in general wants to look like the Miz. I'd actually want to look like the Miz. I think he's a good looking guy and I look pretty... blah.
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Malcolm
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Post by Malcolm on Jan 22, 2014 22:54:49 GMT -5
Roman Reigns isn't the manliest of men. He's a walking L'Oreal commercial. Now the next time he spears someone, I want him to say: "Because you're worth it".
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