Justin Bieber arrested in Miami

[DZ: WF Legacy]

A child star who has enough money to be rich for a dozen lives over and has enough pretty girls to line-up for miles away from his gigantic house turns out to be an equally gigantic douchebag? Color me surprised!

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Jan 23, 2014 21:49:26 GMT -5 Confused Mark Wahlberg said:

Is Screech wearing that shirt because someone needs to see him from space?

[Dat Dude]

Jan 23, 2014 9:14:04 GMT -5 Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill said:

Jan 23, 2014 9:02:06 GMT -5 Evilution E5150 said:

hope he gets deported

Oh no you don't, Beiber lives in America now. He's YOUR problem suckers!

Anyone who doubts Canada's military strength only needs to look at the WMD that is Justin Bieber that was dropped on America.

[slappy]

According to sources, Bieber's breath test did not show any substantive alcohol use. He blew .014 and .011, well below the legal limit. That amount is too low for authorities to suspend a license for an underage driver, although Bieber does not have a Florida license.

www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/23/3888078/justin-bieber-arrested-in-miami.html

[SEAN CARLESS]

Jan 23, 2014 16:13:21 GMT -5 Bootista said:

I'd love to send this turd to Judge Judy.

I'd love to send this turd to Judge Dredd.

[Deleted]

Posted by Gregg "Opie" Hughes

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

We should deport everyone that has ever operated a motor vehicle tipsy and smoked pot.

That would go well.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

First-ass sounds like a joke @supersweetbotch would make.

[The Man They Call Asher]

Jan 24, 2014 6:17:21 GMT -5 "Gentleman" AJ Powell said:

First-ass sounds like a joke @supersweetbotch would make.

I refuse to allow you to ASSASSinate SuperSweet's character like this.

Has this been run into the ground yet?

[Deleted]

How in the world is this 9 pages!?

[Rolent Tex]

Jan 24, 2014 7:34:45 GMT -5 The Man They Call Asher said:

Jan 24, 2014 6:17:21 GMT -5 "Gentleman" AJ Powell said:

First-ass sounds like a joke @supersweetbotch would make.

I refuse to allow you to ASSASSinate SuperSweet's character like this.

Has this been run into the ground yet?

You guys and you jokes are ASSinine.

[Welfare Willis]

Jan 23, 2014 22:43:54 GMT -5 Jedi-El of Tomorrow said:

Jan 23, 2014 21:49:26 GMT -5 Confused Mark Wahlberg said:

Is Screech wearing that shirt because someone needs to see him from space?

That shirt is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip.

Now back to your regularly scheduled bieber bashing.

[Deleted]

Jan 24, 2014 9:25:00 GMT -5 Welfare Willis said:

Jan 23, 2014 22:43:54 GMT -5 Jedi-El of Tomorrow said:

Is Screech wearing that shirt because someone needs to see him from space?

That shirt is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip.

Now back to your regularly scheduled bieber bashing.

But how shall we bash if we're not on a drug trip?

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Jan 24, 2014 9:17:04 GMT -5 Rolent Tex said:

Jan 24, 2014 7:34:45 GMT -5 The Man They Call Asher said:

I refuse to allow you to ASSASSinate SuperSweet's character like this.

Has this been run into the ground yet?

You guys and you jokes are ASSinine.

I'm sorry, I just need a minute to step back and ASSess the situation.

[Deleted]

Jan 24, 2014 8:31:29 GMT -5 @akeem said:

How in the world is this 9 pages!?

Jan 24, 2014 6:17:21 GMT -5 "Gentleman" AJ Powell said:

First-ass sounds like a joke @supersweetbotch would make.

I usually check FAN on my phone first thing in the morning right before I get out of bed. Imagine my shock seeing my name tagged on a 9 page Justin Bieber thread that was only 2 pages last I checked.

Anyway who I don't understand the argument that oh he's 19 and just a teenager we do stupid things like this all the time. Well coming from a province where the drinking age is 18 I can safely say nah we don't like racing cars after drinking or getting high. Why? Because we're smart enough to know we aren't famous multi millionaires where getting convicted will bankrupt us, cost us our jobs or getting a job, a criminal record, lose a car, won't be able to travel anymore, and serve possible jail time.

Not saying drinking and driving happens here. It happens here a lot but not a lot of people are stupid enough to race and drag attention to themselves after drinking.

[Rican]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

I don't mean to interrupt the mocking of this dumbass, because there's tons of good reasons as to why, but this is true. This right here is SO true, especially as to how we talk about other teen idols.

mastermindnaegi.co.vu/post/74323495962/here-is-the-problem-with-justin-bieber-is-a

here is the problem with “justin bieber is a girl!” jokes
1.you are turning misgendering someone into a joke. many transgender and nonbinary people have to deal with misgendering on a daily basis. it’s not something to be made light of by anyone but us, and it’s definitely not something acceptable to do to someone else. ever. no matter how much of an asshole they are.
2.you are implying that if a boy is androgynous or feminine then he is not really a boy. this reenforces restrictive gender roles and the notion that how someone dresses, acts, looks, or sounds is inherently indicative of their gender. it also alienates transboys and other transmasculine people, who, especially if they have not transitioned surgically/hormonally, are unlikely to look as masculine as cisboys/cismen. by saying that a cisboy like jb is too feminine for you to take him seriously as a boy, you are setting the bar impossibly high for many (if not most/all) trans males/transmasculine folk.
3.you are implying that it is bad for a boy to be feminine, which further implies that being feminine is bad, or that being a girl is bad.
4.you are implying that it is bad for a boy to be anything other than stereotypically masculine, which, again, upholds restrictive gender roles. many people, even cis people or binary trans people, have androgynous or fluid gender expression, or look/sound androgynous naturally. you are telling those people that their way of being is unacceptable and grounds for them to be treated as the wrong gender.

i understand it’s fun to make fun of this asshole but please don’t do it in a way that belittles people on the basis of femininity, gender identity, or gender expression. thanks

Back to your regularly scheduled tsk tsking.

[Koda, Master Crunchyroller]

Jan 24, 2014 13:42:00 GMT -5 Rican said:

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I.....wow.......no. Just. No.

[The Captain]

Jan 24, 2014 6:14:29 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

We should deport everyone that has ever operated a motor vehicle tipsy and smoked pot.

That would go well.

If they're not American citizens, it wouldn't exactly be unprecedented. A friend of a friend got a misdemeanor charge for smoking pot and he wouldn't even be allowed to cross the border into Canada.

Of course if he has dual citizenship, no he can't be deported. But I don't think he does, so it would be at least on the table. But considering his celebrity status I doubt it happens.

[Hit Girl]

Jan 24, 2014 14:28:34 GMT -5 BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps said:

I don't mean to interrupt the mocking of this dumbass, because there's tons of good reasons as to why, but this is true. This right here is SO true, especially as to how we talk about other teen idols.

mastermindnaegi.co.vu/post/74323495962/here-is-the-problem-with-justin-bieber-is-a

here is the problem with “justin bieber is a girl!” jokes
1.you are turning misgendering someone into a joke. many transgender and nonbinary people have to deal with misgendering on a daily basis. it’s not something to be made light of by anyone but us, and it’s definitely not something acceptable to do to someone else. ever. no matter how much of an asshole they are.
2.you are implying that if a boy is androgynous or feminine then he is not really a boy. this reenforces restrictive gender roles and the notion that how someone dresses, acts, looks, or sounds is inherently indicative of their gender. it also alienates transboys and other transmasculine people, who, especially if they have not transitioned surgically/hormonally, are unlikely to look as masculine as cisboys/cismen. by saying that a cisboy like jb is too feminine for you to take him seriously as a boy, you are setting the bar impossibly high for many (if not most/all) trans males/transmasculine folk.
3.you are implying that it is bad for a boy to be feminine, which further implies that being feminine is bad, or that being a girl is bad.
4.you are implying that it is bad for a boy to be anything other than stereotypically masculine, which, again, upholds restrictive gender roles. many people, even cis people or binary trans people, have androgynous or fluid gender expression, or look/sound androgynous naturally. you are telling those people that their way of being is unacceptable and grounds for them to be treated as the wrong gender.

i understand it’s fun to make fun of this asshole but please don’t do it in a way that belittles people on the basis of femininity, gender identity, or gender expression. thanks

Back to your regularly scheduled tsk tsking.

I'd add casual xenophobia to that too.

Especially when you consider that the owner of the New York Daily News, is Canadian himself, who has had driving issues too.

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