shaker
Team Rocket
The numbers don't lie - and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
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Post by shaker on Feb 14, 2014 10:08:56 GMT -5
John Cena - A nice quiet night at home cleaning the house from top to bottom while Nikki sobs quietly in a corner.
Randy Orton - In a hilarious turn of events; he's booked 3 different dates with 3 different women who portrayed his wife on TV. And they're in three different restaurants!!! Can he keep it together long enough for one of them to work out?
Batista - Staring silently into a mirror for 4 hours.
HHH - He and Stephanie do their normal date night routine - 2 hours of working out at the gym followed by laughing at people less fortunate than them.
JBL - Soap, a shower, and Maggle Cole.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2014 10:19:02 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2014 10:42:48 GMT -5
Eva Marie has been set up on a blind date with Jinder Mahal, but still can't remember his name. What's a girl to do? Find out on "With Hair Like the Reddest Rose" a new sitcom, only on the WWE Network.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2014 10:56:03 GMT -5
Ric Flair attends several speed dating events, just WOOOOOing madly at all the women. Big Show dresses up (or down?) as Cupid and hangs around public parks fatally shooting people with arrows. Drew McIntyre sits in a gym and cries all day. Teddy Long is a peeping tom watching in on whatever the Undertaker and Michelle McCool are doing today. Cesaro gets a series of hookers throughout the day and swings them around his hotel room. Renee Young and Clem Layfield make out all day. Bob Backlund yells at phone booths wherever he is. And Chris Benoit celebrates the day by strangling himself constantly. Which is what he does every day. Batista - Staring silently into a mirror for 4 hours. And making lots of silly new faces for our Photoshop threads.
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Post by pepsitwist on Feb 14, 2014 11:01:09 GMT -5
Punk will be banging AJ until he decides to pick up his ball(s) and go home.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Feb 14, 2014 11:05:04 GMT -5
Big E goes to a nightclub and brings home 5 women.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 14, 2014 11:07:09 GMT -5
Cesaro gets a series of hookers throughout the day and swings them around his hotel room. Without even using his arms and hands, too.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Feb 14, 2014 11:24:06 GMT -5
Ambrose = rape
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 14, 2014 11:39:19 GMT -5
Wade Barrett spent the entire day sticking every condom in the hotel vending machine with a needle. He stalks the other wrestlers as they buy condoms and he follows them to their room were he bursts in right after he hears them reach orgasm, "I'M AFRAID I GOT SOME BAD NEWS"
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 14, 2014 12:19:07 GMT -5
Fandango and Summer Rae will drive around the country in his Grape Van abducting random people and getting very "weird" together. All while his theme plays in the background.
Curt Hawkins, Yoshi Tatsu, and JTG will all be locked in the basement of Titan Towers and eventually resort to having a very sad and unsatisfying threesome, which Vince McMahon will secretly record for his viewing pleasure.
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Post by Topher is Human on Feb 14, 2014 15:57:09 GMT -5
Big E goes to a nightclub and brings home 5 women. What, 3 ain't enough, man?
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Post by The IWC WORLD Champion on Feb 14, 2014 16:13:45 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan goes to the zoo and sits with an ape while they pick fleas out of each others beards.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2014 16:15:16 GMT -5
Dolph is hanging out with Porno Dan.
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Post by Brickstone Kid on Feb 14, 2014 16:16:50 GMT -5
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 15, 2014 3:36:41 GMT -5
I want this to be the theme of a PPV poster.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 15, 2014 6:14:47 GMT -5
Roman Reigns- all about just us Seth Rollins- Screaming Constantly at his date
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 15, 2014 6:40:31 GMT -5
Must be one hell of a study tape for him to pay no attention to a nearly naked Natalya...
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