mrbananagrabber
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Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Feb 18, 2014 18:08:16 GMT -5
I don't know how or with what, but as good as he is, and he is very good indeed, he just doesn't look like a star.
It's always bugged me about him, because that bald head makes him look old. Maybe it's the lack of knee pads. I dunno, but he just doesn't have a look that screams "superstar."
So shave the crappy stubble? Grow hair? Wear different gear? I dunno, I just wish he'd do something.
*Shrug*
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Post by JTG Fan on Feb 18, 2014 18:08:55 GMT -5
Would you say that shit to Jason Statham?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2014 18:09:27 GMT -5
Nope, sorry, completely disagree. I like his look. It's unique.
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mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Feb 18, 2014 18:11:39 GMT -5
Would you say that shit to Jason Statham? Jason Statham is f***ing abysmal. (Admittedly, I wouldn't say that to his face either).
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2014 18:12:25 GMT -5
I think that Cesaro looks badass actually.
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Pushed to the Moon
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Feb 18, 2014 18:15:42 GMT -5
I think he looks cool but I wouldn't mind if he wore kneepads.
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Feb 18, 2014 18:15:59 GMT -5
He needs an Andy Warhol toupee.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Feb 18, 2014 18:16:07 GMT -5
He should grow his ponytail back.
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Post by machomuta on Feb 18, 2014 18:16:11 GMT -5
Cesaro has a awesome look. Bryan is the one who doesnt look like a star.
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Chip
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Post by Chip on Feb 18, 2014 18:16:55 GMT -5
Trust me, he looks much better without hair.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2014 18:19:49 GMT -5
He looks like a star to me.
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Post by Raskovnik on Feb 18, 2014 18:20:41 GMT -5
He's ruggedly handsome and looks like he could kick your ass. He doesn't need to change a thing.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 18, 2014 18:20:47 GMT -5
I don't know how or with what, but as good as he is, and he is very good indeed, he just doesn't look like a star. It's always bugged me about him, because that bald head makes him look old. Maybe it's the lack of knee pads. I dunno, but he just doesn't have a look that screams "superstar." So shave the crappy stubble? Grow hair? Wear different gear? I dunno, I just wish he'd do something. *Shrug* yeah... he can't grow hair. Dude is bald now you can see it in his stubble. He would look much worse with what little hair he has. Also he looks like a badass.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Feb 18, 2014 18:21:05 GMT -5
The hair is fine, the garters need to go.
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PKO
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Post by PKO on Feb 18, 2014 18:22:12 GMT -5
Like Mary Poppins, he's practically perfect in every way.
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Post by dragonsteincole on Feb 18, 2014 18:25:05 GMT -5
Of course this shouldn't be an influence on him. But correct me if I'm wrong, but you could probably pick any match he's had in the last year and he'd be wearing the same gear he has now. Not a real issue but having a few variants couldn't hurt.
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Tarik Dee
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Post by Tarik Dee on Feb 18, 2014 18:25:19 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2014 18:32:49 GMT -5
For some reason he reminds me of Mikey from Swingers in that first pic.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 18, 2014 18:36:29 GMT -5
I'd give him a sweet mullet and make him a 1980s ski instructor
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Post by JTG Fan on Feb 18, 2014 19:01:25 GMT -5
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