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Post by salsashark on Apr 27, 2014 2:56:51 GMT -5
I am re-reading Jericho's first book and I'm at a part where he is discussing WCW jobber/future sex trafficker Hardbody Harrison and his wacky booking ideas in WCW:
"[Hardbody] was in his own world anyway. He was constantly submitting weird angles and stories to the office, trying to get himself a push.
First he came up with the idea of painting his face and becoming Sting's black nemesis, Stang. Then he came up with another beauty that had DDP bringing a special magic diamond crystal to the ring. Hardbody would attack him, steal the crystal, and drop it into a tank of piranhas. This chicanery would force DDP to jump into the piranha tank to retrieve the magic crystal live on PPV. I would've paid to see that one."
STANG = $$$$
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Post by Mike Bockwinkel on Apr 27, 2014 6:33:36 GMT -5
Hm, we call it Stong where I'm from.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Apr 27, 2014 8:39:32 GMT -5
Hardbody should had used his real life occupation as a booking idea. He could had been a cold blooded version of the Godfather.
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Post by BigBadZ on Apr 27, 2014 10:25:23 GMT -5
I'd want to see someone turn on him. "Stang don't go out like no punk bitch with a baseball bat!!"
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Apr 27, 2014 12:23:19 GMT -5
"Coming to this Center Stage thee-ate-er, this is Stang! If you crave satisfaction, this is the place to find that action. Coming to this Center Stage Thee-ate-er as it's next attraction. The gimmick that'll put you in traction. With me, Hardbody Harrison as Stang and 'Hardwork' Bobby Walker as Willie Green."
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Post by kinginthenorth on Apr 27, 2014 12:33:31 GMT -5
I thought this was gonna be about Freight Train...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2014 12:39:00 GMT -5
Everybody knows that Hardbody be pimpin' ho's Georgia prison system wide.
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Post by chazraps on Apr 27, 2014 12:59:22 GMT -5
Stang climbing down a ladder from the rafters because he finds descending on a roped-trenchcoat to "be some white people shit."
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Post by theryno665 on Apr 27, 2014 15:26:59 GMT -5
So Hardbody Harrison had the Eye of Tyr this whole time?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2014 16:58:32 GMT -5
..........really? No one?
Ok then.....
I wanna see DDP torn to shreds by piranhas.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Apr 27, 2014 17:08:13 GMT -5
..........really? No one? Ok then..... I wanna see DDP torn to shreds by piranhas. The piranhas wouldn't be able to bite through DDP's leathery skin. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 27, 2014 21:52:35 GMT -5
Those ideas sound awesome
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2014 22:27:18 GMT -5
So Hardbody Harrison had the Eye of Tyr this whole time? ...Damn, Quack did some REALLY longterm booking with that one, predating Chikara itself! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2014 22:28:32 GMT -5
..........really? No one? Ok then..... I wanna see DDP torn to shreds by piranhas. I would've loved to see DDP hit the Diamond Cutter on every piranha in the tank. One at a time. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2014 23:35:11 GMT -5
..........really? No one? Ok then..... I wanna see DDP torn to shreds by piranhas. I would've loved to see DDP hit the Diamond Cutter on every piranha in the tank. One at a time. DDP teaches the piranhas yoga, and they retrieve the crystal for him. |
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