ratetankmark
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Post by ratetankmark on Apr 29, 2014 15:21:37 GMT -5
Seeing as everything was super cheesy and campy then (Campy awesome though) It would've been interesting to see how they would've handled villains like Bane or Mr. Freeze in that era.
I would also love to see The Siren character come back.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 29, 2014 15:24:57 GMT -5
I could totally see Adam West pull off the same "Anti Freeze" type of thing that Hogan did in Suburban Commando.
Except it would be labeled 'Bat-Anti-Freeze-Sports-Rehydration-Drink'
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 29, 2014 15:26:24 GMT -5
Orson Welles would have played him
"By god....Bane you unswerving swine.....what have you done with Chief O'Hara?"!
"HAHAHA.....I have placed him in a giant cheese grater, and in one hour, he will be sliced up"
"Holy dairy snacks Batman.....what will we do?"
"If only I...can reach my special Anti-Bane Cheese Grating Device.....it's on my utility belt!"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2014 15:33:10 GMT -5
Actually, Mr. Freeze was defeated by... wait for it... "Super b-long thermal bat underwear, for extreme cold!" As for Bane, simply replace the venom with plain old water when nobody's looking, then "POW! WHAM! BOFF!" and Chief O'Hara in for the arrest! Also, anyone read the Batman '66 comic yet? If not, you need to. It's so bad, it's... almost good?  |
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Apr 29, 2014 15:34:49 GMT -5
Seeing as everything was super cheesy and campy then (Campy awesome though) It would've been interesting to see how they would've handled villains like Bane or Mr. Freeze in that era. I would also love to see The Siren character come back.  |
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Apr 29, 2014 15:41:45 GMT -5
Probably like Batman and Robin did.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2014 16:11:49 GMT -5
Dance with him?
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Apr 29, 2014 17:52:20 GMT -5
He'd be played by Richard Kiel and just be a menacing henchmen for someone in an episode.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 29, 2014 18:04:26 GMT -5
Yeah, probably pull a deus ex machina out of his utility belt Though he would probably just be one of the other villains heavies... and as stated the original Mr. Freeze was on the 60's show. |
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Apr 29, 2014 18:10:01 GMT -5
Honestly, he probably would have been a lot like Bane in his first couple episodes of Batman: The Animated Series. Just with campier dialogue.
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 29, 2014 18:21:17 GMT -5
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Post by Fundertaker on Apr 29, 2014 18:25:54 GMT -5
With a Bat-Bomb.
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Post by bluemeii on Apr 29, 2014 19:42:22 GMT -5
Actually, Mr. Freeze was defeated by... wait for it... "Super b-long thermal bat underwear, for extreme cold!" As for Bane, simply replace the venom with plain old water when nobody's looking, then "POW! WHAM! BOFF!" and Chief O'Hara in for the arrest! Also, anyone read the Batman '66 comic yet? If not, you need to. It's so bad, it's... almost good? They approve  |
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Post by mysterydriver on Apr 29, 2014 22:02:19 GMT -5
"Batman, how is your back NOT broken?!"
"Bat-Brace. It keeps my back from reaching an angle of irreversible damage!"
"Wow! Now how do we stop Bane?"
"I already did. Some Bat Pepper to his face mask!"
"AwwwwwwChooooo!"
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 29, 2014 22:05:21 GMT -5
Like this:
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Apr 30, 2014 0:40:35 GMT -5
Bane debuted in the 1990s, so the character literally would have been out of place in that time period. If Bane had existed back then, you can bet it would have been in the same style as the other villains.
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Post by Goldenbane on Apr 30, 2014 0:57:50 GMT -5
I could see Bane becoming a "close but not quite" offensive racial stereotype character. He'd kinda wear what he did in the first appearance comics, but lighter colors. He'd say stuff like "Holy Frioles! Eez Bat-hombre y Robin!" A lot of his crimes would revolve around Mexico or South America themes. For example, he rob from Mexican Restaurants, steal priceless Aztec artifacts, and maybe try to take over/ruin Cinco De Mayo or something.
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Post by Glitch on Apr 30, 2014 2:58:25 GMT -5
Bane physique would that of old timey buff. He'd be really thick but his muscles wouldn't bulge out.
Bane;"How did you beat me Batman? I am bigger than you, so therefore I should win."
Batman:"Well you see. I know the ancient art known as karate. Which allows a smaller person to out smart a bigger one in hand to hand combat."
Bane:"Very clever."
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Post by Ryushinku on Apr 30, 2014 3:24:24 GMT -5
Stun him with the Batusi then a quick blast of Anti-Bane Repellent should do the trick.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Apr 30, 2014 4:34:35 GMT -5
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