CH Punk
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Post by CH Punk on Jul 17, 2014 20:51:08 GMT -5
Fearless Nikki Back: {Spoiler}   Back: {Spoiler}  Missed MitB so this is the first time I've seen Swagger's shirt, it looks great.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2014 20:52:16 GMT -5
That Swagger shirt is great.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 17, 2014 20:52:28 GMT -5
"New Jack Swagger" sounds like a dance move
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jul 17, 2014 20:53:49 GMT -5
"New Jack Swagger" sounds like a dance move Oh god, I just had a flash of WWE giving Swagger a Maroon 5 soundalike entrance theme..."I got that New Jack Swagger, I got that New Jack Swagger." |
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Post by mizerable on Jul 17, 2014 20:54:31 GMT -5
I thought this was a shirt that New Jack had out...that was very swaggeristic.
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Post by slappy on Jul 17, 2014 20:55:57 GMT -5
More of their shirts need nothing on the back.
The Swagger shirt is bad.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 17, 2014 20:57:06 GMT -5
It looks like a ghost is trying to tweak their nipple.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Jul 17, 2014 20:57:10 GMT -5
This guy tried to jump me as I had my dagger,
So I cut him up deep with that New Jack swagger.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2014 20:57:18 GMT -5
Nikki Bella still sucks (she's had over six years to train and she's...mediocre?), and so does this shirt.
The Swagger shirt is pretty awesome though. Although seriously, the colors make me think of the flag of Brittany. Which I guess is cool if I run into any Breton nationalists who can't count?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2014 20:58:33 GMT -5
vomit. nikki bella shirt
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2014 21:00:07 GMT -5
Now I want to see Jack Swagger with a New Jack gimmick.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2014 21:02:17 GMT -5
And anyway, it's pointless without a giant boob window for incredibly desperate attempts to show off cleavage. |
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Post by DSR's just doin' DSR things on Jul 17, 2014 21:07:51 GMT -5
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Post by saintpat on Jul 17, 2014 21:24:02 GMT -5
STOP IT.
Every time someone posts a title that starts with the words New and Jack ... my pulse quickens and I get a cold sweat and feel the urge to run to my safe room.
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Post by edgestar on Jul 17, 2014 21:29:54 GMT -5
I'm imagining Cena's face when Nikki told him she was getting her own merchandise.  |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jul 17, 2014 21:42:11 GMT -5
The simplistic look of Swagger's shirt tells me that they're trying to get him to appeal to little kids and that makes me smile inside.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Jul 17, 2014 21:47:03 GMT -5
I don't like them. They both look like they got an intern with no designing experience to come up with them during a coffee break.
Just look like they've put zero effort into them. It says something about WWE shirts actually that you often see fan-made ones for sale on various websites that are much better. It's like for every 1 good WWE shirt, there's 9 crap ones. Although saying these are crap is a bit harsh, I mean, they're not Always Pounding Ass or that Jericho Wannabee shirt but they're boring and half-assed.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Jul 17, 2014 21:49:39 GMT -5
The simplistic look of Swagger's shirt tells me that they're trying to get him to appeal to little kids and that makes me smile inside. Kids love those xenophobic heroes! Just look at one of his last shirts   |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jul 17, 2014 21:51:34 GMT -5
The simplistic look of Swagger's shirt tells me that they're trying to get him to appeal to little kids and that makes me smile inside. Kids love those xenophobic heroes! Just look at one of his last shirts That just means they want to keep the monsters from stealing everyone's candy and ice cream! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2014 21:53:53 GMT -5
I don't like them. They both look like they got an intern with no designing experience to come up with them during a coffee break. Just look like they've put zero effort into them. It says something about WWE shirts actually that you often see fan-made ones for sale on various websites that are much better. It's like for every 1 good WWE shirt, there's 9 crap ones. Although saying these are crap is a bit harsh, I mean, they're not Always Pounding Ass or that Jericho Wannabee shirt but they're boring and half-assed. I think it's like chain restaurants serving intentionally simplistic or bland food. The goal is to sell as much by offending as few as possible. There's a lot of fans who will buy these because they will buy anything that's not offensive. Some of those fan-made shirts are really idiosyncratic, even some of the good ones. Their appeal is much more niche, and therefore wouldn't sell as well, even if they do look better. |
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