ape
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Aunt Blabby Tells All.
bea wants all you sweathogs to take a look at what a REAL man is supposed to look like
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Post by ape on Jun 11, 2006 1:39:12 GMT -5
...i was thinking....d is so adorable...he's like a little teddy bear wrapped in hateful wrapping paper...but once you tear that wrapping paper away you've got a cuddly little creature that you just wanna hug and stuff until you have to buy a new button for his eye since it popped out somewhere down the road.
anyway, the man needs a thread where we talk about how cuddly the man is...'cause let's face it...d=teddy bear. children love teddy bears....so they must love d. children are the future of our planet...so if they love d, it must mean that d is the future of everything.
so, let us praise d...for he is great in every way imaginable to mankind. he helps the elderly cross roads, he puts his coat over puddles for women when it rains, and he even watches care bears. HE WATCHES CARE BEARS!! HOW ADORABLE!!
this thread is for d...for us to tell him how much we appreciate his never-ending kindness.
...and for the record, i was not paid a large amount of cash in a bag with a dollar sign to write this...though, if i'm offered one, i'll humbly accept.
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jzbadblood
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Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on Jun 11, 2006 1:42:04 GMT -5
He also gives a great beege.
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ape
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Aunt Blabby Tells All.
bea wants all you sweathogs to take a look at what a REAL man is supposed to look like
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Post by ape on Jun 11, 2006 1:43:49 GMT -5
He also gives a great beege. i have no clue what that is...but if that's plural for certain aquatic birds, then i'll agree. d loves his nature...that's just the kind of guy he is.
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Erik Majorwitz
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
I don't have a PS3.
Longest Crapper- Laying it across the table
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Jun 11, 2006 1:52:58 GMT -5
huh?
Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz
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jzbadblood
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Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on Jun 11, 2006 2:28:40 GMT -5
huh? Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz What? You don't know what a stenographer is?
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ape
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Aunt Blabby Tells All.
bea wants all you sweathogs to take a look at what a REAL man is supposed to look like
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Post by ape on Jun 11, 2006 3:16:54 GMT -5
huh? Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz What? You don't know what a stenographer is? i dunno about him....but know know what it is...it's someone who graphs stenos. if there's a prize involved for answering correctly, i'd like to have it now, please.
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Post by Highest Quarrelling Saturday? on Jun 11, 2006 3:40:21 GMT -5
I'm sorry, buy my lady is "W". So pointy. So jagged. So sexy.
I need to get out more.
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jzbadblood
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Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on Jun 11, 2006 4:05:56 GMT -5
No refunds available.
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Post by THE Dinobot on Jun 11, 2006 4:27:40 GMT -5
Anyone who watches Care Bears is a-ok in my book. Thumbs up.
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 11, 2006 8:17:14 GMT -5
Well, Ape, I can probably get you the Dollar Sign Bag, but you're on your own with the cash. If this is to laud our illustrious admin, I'm down with that. D is a fine fellow, defender of the innocent, protector of the weak, and all around good guy. Plus, he likes Evil Dead. You can't go wrong with that. But I'll pass on that you find him cuddly, too, Ape.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Jun 11, 2006 8:30:58 GMT -5
Eh, he's alright I guess. Nothing special though.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Jun 11, 2006 9:54:04 GMT -5
I think I might have talked to Ape on AIM when I came home drunk yesterday.
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Post by wolfpackbitch on Jun 11, 2006 10:09:20 GMT -5
Ape honey, remember, lying is bad.. very bad. Besides, D gets pissed when people stop buying into his gimmick and find out that he can be *gasp* nice.
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B.A.
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Post by B.A. on Jun 11, 2006 10:15:37 GMT -5
..what gimmick? hes a dirty heel, a darn dirty admin that used his politics to get to the top of the board..
*crowd cheers for B.A.*
and ya know what....I'd do the same thing...
*crowd boos loudly*
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