Doctor Of Style
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Jul 28, 2014 12:11:45 GMT -5
They need to go balls out on the series finale with a blaze of glory similar to the Vince limo explosion. That would've been a fitting finale for WWE. Can they even afford to blow up a Scottish Limo at this point?
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Post by Just call me D.j.m. on Jul 28, 2014 12:35:00 GMT -5
Hector Guerrero screaming "¿POR QUE?!" on his knees to the heavens, as we see the Impact Zone engulfed in flames.
And we pan to a shot of Vince Russo and Jim Cornette looking down, shaking hands and laughing maniacally.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jul 28, 2014 12:40:44 GMT -5
Just replace Banner with Dixie Carter
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Post by Urfarkendarf on Jul 28, 2014 12:41:22 GMT -5
They need to show 2 hours of bloopers.
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AtomSmasher
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Post by AtomSmasher on Jul 28, 2014 14:28:32 GMT -5
They need to show 2 hours of bloopers. So a standard edition of Impact then?
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kevin
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Post by kevin on Jul 28, 2014 14:40:21 GMT -5
Show starts with Dixie in the ring saying it was a great run and she loved filming in front of every one and for the last show she is going to make it the best show TNA has ever done. First match triple threat X-division match featuring a returning x-cam, current champ Low Ki vs Austin Aries, and a returning Alex Shelly. In the first minute Alex will act like his knee got torn up the match will mainly be just Aries vs Low Ki until Alex rolls up Aries up for the win reveling that he was faking his injury.
Bully promo saying that he is going to sign a deal with WWE and he knows that a lot of the wrestlers in back will one day join him there. Triple threat tag title match Hardys vs the Dudleys vs The Wolves the Wolves win to stay champions but then Storm and Sanada cash in the tag team briefcase and win to become the new champions. Backstage segment The Menagerie talk about an upcoming Gauntlet match saying this is their last change to make money and save the carnival or it will have to close down so they have to win. First is Knux with Anderson then Robbie E Then DJ Zema Ion, then Jessie, The Bro Mans succeed in getting Anderson over the top rope. Next the Freak enter and he and Knux get Jessie and DJ Z over the top but Robbie E quickly gets Knux out. Eric Young enters next, then Gunner then Bram Eric throws out Robbie E Gunner and Bram throw out each other the Crazy Steve Enters he and the Freak just wait for the last entrant Magnus they work together and Throw Magnus over, Knux and Rebel celebrate because no matter who wins the carnival will get the money but both wanting to win The Freak and Crazy Steve spill to the outside of the ring and get a double count out no contest so the carnival is doomed.
A Knockout rumble is next and every knockout is in the ring for a match but then ODB shows up surprising everyone she quickly throws out all but Gail but ends up getting hit by an Eat Defeat and pined by Gail who retains her championship.
Main Event Fatal four way for the Championship Lashley with MVP and Kenny King in his corner vs, Willow, vs Bobby Roode, and vs EC III. After a long match Abyss opens up a pit in the ring pulling Lashley into it leading to a no contest as Impact goes off the air for the last time.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2014 15:11:24 GMT -5
The first ever "Forced Entry" match. Since the arena locked all of their doors and banned TNA from entering, the TNA stars will battle in a WCW Backstage Assault style free for all with victory being awarded to the competitor that can successfully break into the venue and reclaim the TNA Title belt which is being held for collateral due to TNA's non-payment of the arena's fees. The TNA star that achieves this feat will be immortalized in the state Department of Corrections database and will have his voting rights revoked!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2014 15:20:45 GMT -5
*Points* Translation: "It's Done."
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Post by Instant Classic on Jul 28, 2014 15:23:42 GMT -5
Sting vs Ric Flair in the main event.
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Start9
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Post by Start9 on Jul 28, 2014 15:34:08 GMT -5
Borrowing from the Spike deal thread, those two gifs in sucession
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Post by Ryushinku on Jul 28, 2014 15:50:37 GMT -5
The return of the Dangerous Pit, with everyone on the roster and production silently, solemnly, lining up in a row and disappearing into its depths to close the show.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 28, 2014 15:52:08 GMT -5
That old joke about Kurt Angle waking up and saying "What a weird dream?" would still be pretty funny.
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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Jul 28, 2014 21:15:14 GMT -5
"The wrestling show has been put on hiatus for retooling."
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 28, 2014 21:16:20 GMT -5
A Truman show ending, with Kurt reaching the end of the ocean and going through the door
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Heartbreaker
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jul 28, 2014 21:20:03 GMT -5
It's revealed that TNA was in Jarrett's head all along.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jul 29, 2014 0:44:23 GMT -5
Just repeat just about everything from the final episode of Howdy Doody. Thats just the highlights...but it just screams TNA.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jul 29, 2014 6:30:26 GMT -5
At the last minute, Dixie gets a check to keep the company alive, and she cheers, and the last words you hear as it fades to black are:
"THANK YOU PAUL HEYMAN!!"
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Post by Ken: The Hero of WWE on Jul 29, 2014 11:15:33 GMT -5
The TNA Impact Series Finale is actually an episode of The Swerve podcast with Vince Russo. But SWERVE, there is no audio. Just a picture of Don West crying.
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Jul 29, 2014 11:28:31 GMT -5
Just a normal episode of iMPACT and just before it goes off the air, Tenay tells us to tune in next week for a "MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT" from Dixie Carter about AJ Stylez contract situation.
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Jul 29, 2014 18:38:49 GMT -5
Jenna Morasca wins the World Title.
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