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Post by "Cane Dewey" Johnson on Jul 28, 2014 3:40:48 GMT -5
Hostage Taking Bird wistfully looks into the camera.
Fade to black.
What would you like to see?
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 28, 2014 8:46:14 GMT -5
Just go all the way into the shitter and have the final segment be Dixie Carter waking up in bed and Jeff Jarret is in the shower. It was all a dream!
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jul 28, 2014 9:06:33 GMT -5
I propose a visual representation of what TNA have been doing for the best part of a decade: they set up a king size bed in the middle of the ring. One by one each member of the roster takes a huge, steaming shit on it, with the final ever image of TNA TV being Dixie's constipation-face.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 28, 2014 9:13:06 GMT -5
We did a very long thread about this a while ago and most of the answers were hilarious.
I'd just have two hours of Jeff Jarrett beating the shit out of Vince Russo.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 28, 2014 9:13:20 GMT -5
Cold opening, not a single promo just match after match. Tenay thanking the viewers, then the whole company takes a bow.
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Doctor Of Style
King Koopa
Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Jul 28, 2014 9:29:14 GMT -5
The final scene should be Eugene staring at a snow globe with a 6-sided wrestling ring in it. Fade to black.
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Post by amazingoopah on Jul 28, 2014 10:49:52 GMT -5
*Fade to Black*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2014 10:55:15 GMT -5
Shane McMahon shows up to announce he's not buying TNA.
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Phil Parent
El Dandy
Your Favourite Teacher
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Post by Phil Parent on Jul 28, 2014 10:58:13 GMT -5
Shane McMahon shows up to announce he's not buying TNA. Actually, if he did show up to announce he was buying it legit, outside of WWE, that would be quite something. But it won't happen.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jul 28, 2014 10:58:23 GMT -5
"Because dad the deal is finalized with TNA. And the name on the contract does say Levesque. However the contract reads "Aurora Levesque." That's right, I now own TNA!"
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Post by J Lee O'Brien on Jul 28, 2014 11:01:45 GMT -5
Vacate all the titles and have one massive, venue spanning, battle royal. Last competitor standing is the final WHC, 2nd place is X-Division, 3rd is KO, 4th is TV, 5&6 are Tag Champions.
Except...when it's down to, let's say eight for the sake of argument, time runs out and it's just over. No final champions, no "go to the website and finish watching there!", no nothing but a blank screen and the lead in to whatever is next on Spike.
Seems fitting.
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Phil Parent
El Dandy
Your Favourite Teacher
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Post by Phil Parent on Jul 28, 2014 11:04:32 GMT -5
Vacate all the titles and have one massive, venue spanning, battle royal. Last competitor standing is the final WHC, 2nd place is X-Division, 3rd is KO, 4th is TV, 5&6 are Tag Champions. Except...when it's down to, let's say eight for the sake of argument, time runs out and it's just over. No final champions, no "go to the website and finish watching there!", no nothing but a blank screen and the lead in to whatever is next on Spike... A special live episode of COPS starring the TNA roster trying to get away with anything owned by the company that wasn't bolted down, knowing full well they won't get paid. And, the main catch, Dixie running away with the boys' money!
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 28, 2014 11:06:57 GMT -5
Everyone giving their finisher to Dixie....actually cornette did this on the final SMW show, ref Mark Curtis pinned him after all the talent beat up corny.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jul 28, 2014 11:30:47 GMT -5
Don West outside the impact zone selling all the vacated titles out of the trunk of his car.
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Dragonfly
Samurai Cop
...is no Barry Windham.
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Post by Dragonfly on Jul 28, 2014 11:43:50 GMT -5
Lashley comes out and cuts the standard heel "I've beaten everybody" promo. Just as he's ready to leave, the lights go out and AJ's music hits. They go back and forth for a minute before Kurt makes it an official title match. It's your classic overbooked TNA main event - heel interference, ref bumps and so on. Just as Lashley is ready to win, Jeff Jarrett comes out of nowhere and smashes Lashley with a guitar. AJ wins the title. The last thing you see is Jeff hugging on AJ as the rest of the TNA originals celebrate around them.
It will never happen, but it doesn't hurt to dream.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 28, 2014 11:50:51 GMT -5
End it the way it began: with Cheex breaking the ring.
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Post by Main Eventer on Jul 28, 2014 12:01:04 GMT -5
Vince Russo in the middle of the ring, flipping the bird shouting "That's two companies I killed motherf***ers." For two hours.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Jul 28, 2014 12:05:57 GMT -5
Shane McMahon shows up to announce he's not buying TNA. Actually, if he did show up to announce he was buying it legit, outside of WWE, that would be quite something. But it won't happen. I can just picture Shane getting a call from Dixie Carter about buying TNA while he's visiting his parents and sister, then deciding to put the phone call on speaker while his whole family laughs in the background and then he hangs up.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Jul 28, 2014 12:08:04 GMT -5
Vince Russo drives a dump truck filled with money into an abyss and spends the next 1 hour and 59 minutes explaining how it was everyone elses fault but his.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jul 28, 2014 12:09:11 GMT -5
They need to go balls out on the series finale with a blaze of glory similar to the Vince limo explosion. That would've been a fitting finale for WWE.
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