Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Aug 9, 2014 11:03:37 GMT -5
*at the post race newz conference*
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY FLEUR DEE LIS>*throws podium out of window*
RIGHT YOU STUPID HORSEFACES!!!
yeah that's YOU, you silly european german thingy
you are REEEEEEEEEEEALY rubbing me the wrong me .....
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY SPARKLER69ER>i like being rubbed up the wrong way!
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY FLEUR DEE LIS>SHUT UP YOU LUSH
we ..... THE GLOOOOOOOOOOOORIOUS DeGenerationPony team ain't finished yet, and we are looking forward to next time, as we SMASH your laa dee da team into the walls ..... but since we don't beat up children, sweetie belle and silver spoon aren't in our sights, but if they do mess with up they are gonna get a ruddy good spanking!!!!!
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY SPARKLER69ER>i like a ruddy good span...
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY FLEUR DEE LIS>as for that old age mare, mrs MAYOR MARE MARE MAYOR, i'm surprised she's even allowed to race, since her eyesight is pretty bad *GUFFAW*
but those OOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHER TWO *grinds teeth* oooooooooooooooh if we get either one of them in amongst us, we are gonna CRUUUUUUSH DEEEEEEEEEEM in a ponycar sandwich, letting the delicious goo run out and splat all over the tarmac like moldy old ice cream .....
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY SPARKLER69ER>mmm pony sandwiches .....
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY FLEUR DEE LIS>
that RAAAAAAAAARITY is getting to be a right git, with all that ooh laalaa i'm a famous sack designer look at all those sacks i make! PPFT she couldn't make Me a dress worthy of my sensational and lithe and sensual and beautiful frame, why i would simply have to burn them because of their inferiority!
then ..... THEN THERE'S THAT BLABBERMOUTH!!!
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY SPARKLER69ER>umm let me field this fleur ..... and speaking of fields ..... shouldn't rainbowshine BE IN A FIELD MWAHAHAHAHA
and speaking of fields ..... i like to be ploughed like a...
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY FLEUR DEE LIS>you better pray to your precious celestia that we don't meet on the racetrack anymore this season, otherwise .....
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY SPARKLER69ER>you get smothered in mayonnaise?
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY FLEUR DEE LIS>BANG ZOOM STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGHT TO THE MOON!!!
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY SPARKLER69ER>i like where this is goin'
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY FLEUR DEE LIS>THIS NEWZ CONFERENCE IS OOOOOOOOOOOOOVER!!!
*throws replacement podium out of other window*
.....
<BAD NEWZ BLUEBLOOD>*ahem*
I'M AFRAAAAAAAAID I'VE GOT SOME BAAAAAAAAAAAAD NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWZ FOR YA
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY FLEUR DEE LIS>dammit blueblood you were supposed to say that BEFORE we started!!!
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY FLEUR DEE LIS>*throws podium out of window*
RIGHT YOU STUPID HORSEFACES!!!
yeah that's YOU, you silly european german thingy
you are REEEEEEEEEEEALY rubbing me the wrong me .....
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY SPARKLER69ER>i like being rubbed up the wrong way!
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY FLEUR DEE LIS>SHUT UP YOU LUSH
we ..... THE GLOOOOOOOOOOOORIOUS DeGenerationPony team ain't finished yet, and we are looking forward to next time, as we SMASH your laa dee da team into the walls ..... but since we don't beat up children, sweetie belle and silver spoon aren't in our sights, but if they do mess with up they are gonna get a ruddy good spanking!!!!!
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY SPARKLER69ER>i like a ruddy good span...
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY FLEUR DEE LIS>as for that old age mare, mrs MAYOR MARE MARE MAYOR, i'm surprised she's even allowed to race, since her eyesight is pretty bad *GUFFAW*
but those OOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHER TWO *grinds teeth* oooooooooooooooh if we get either one of them in amongst us, we are gonna CRUUUUUUSH DEEEEEEEEEEM in a ponycar sandwich, letting the delicious goo run out and splat all over the tarmac like moldy old ice cream .....
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY SPARKLER69ER>mmm pony sandwiches .....
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY FLEUR DEE LIS>
that RAAAAAAAAARITY is getting to be a right git, with all that ooh laalaa i'm a famous sack designer look at all those sacks i make! PPFT she couldn't make Me a dress worthy of my sensational and lithe and sensual and beautiful frame, why i would simply have to burn them because of their inferiority!
then ..... THEN THERE'S THAT BLABBERMOUTH!!!
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY SPARKLER69ER>umm let me field this fleur ..... and speaking of fields ..... shouldn't rainbowshine BE IN A FIELD MWAHAHAHAHA
and speaking of fields ..... i like to be ploughed like a...
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY FLEUR DEE LIS>you better pray to your precious celestia that we don't meet on the racetrack anymore this season, otherwise .....
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY SPARKLER69ER>you get smothered in mayonnaise?
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY FLEUR DEE LIS>BANG ZOOM STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGHT TO THE MOON!!!
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY SPARKLER69ER>i like where this is goin'
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY FLEUR DEE LIS>THIS NEWZ CONFERENCE IS OOOOOOOOOOOOOVER!!!
*throws replacement podium out of other window*
.....
<BAD NEWZ BLUEBLOOD>*ahem*
I'M AFRAAAAAAAAID I'VE GOT SOME BAAAAAAAAAAAAD NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWZ FOR YA
<THE BEAUTIFUL PONY FLEUR DEE LIS>dammit blueblood you were supposed to say that BEFORE we started!!!