Britney's copycat adventure....

[AnM is back]

Britney Spears may have second baby in Namibia

WINDHOEK, United States (AFP) - Pregnant pop diva Britney Spears may follow in the steps of Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and have her baby in Namibia.

"Deputy Tourism Minister Leon Jooste confirmed that he received a telephonic enquiry from Spears' office to have her second baby born in Namibia," the Namibian Broadcasting Corporation (NBC) said Friday.

A tourism ministry official told AFP: "Our office received an enquiry from the staff of Britney Spears," but did not elaborate.

The 24-year-old star is six months pregnant with her second child with husband Kevin Federline, although entertainment tabloids have been hawking reports of an imminent split. The baby is due in September.

Spears, who shot to celebrity in 1999 with the song "Baby One More Time" and has since sold more than 60 million albums, has put her career on hold for more than a year but still stars in the gossip columns.

Actors Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie became the proud parents of their first biological child, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, on May 27 in Namibia, a venue they chose to escape the paparazzi.

The Namibian government had asked the press to respect the couple's privacy and deported three French paparazzi and a South African photographer after they tried to take photographs of a very pregnant Jolie.



Oh lord....here comes the new celebrity trend, birthin' the little ones in foreign or poor countries....I knew it would happen!

[EvilMasterBetty, Esq.]

maybe she can just stay there so that people will stop talking about her.

[Vice honcho room temperature]

evilmasterbetty said:

maybe she can just stay there so that people will stop talking about her.

How about we send all the entertainment "shows" there and leave them there?

[starking18]

evilmasterbetty said:

maybe she can just stay there so that people will stop talking about her.

Imagine that:
Britney: "Hey ya'll, where's da local KFC at?"
K-Fed: "Yeah, boy, POPOZAO. I needs me my KFC."
Native: *responds in confusion in local dialect saying something about the white devils*
Britney: "Gawd, ya'll so dumb here, ya'll don't even speak American."
K-Fed: "POPOZAO, pregnant dog! I am street, yo!"
*native shoots them both in the neck with poison arrows*

[REDUNBECK~!]

Britney: "Hey Kevin!"

Kevin: "Yeah, honey?"

Britney: "You know we're having a second kid, right?"

Kevin "Yeah..."

Britney: "Well, I was thinking - "

Kevin: "Never a good idea, dear."

Britney: "...Anyway, I was thinking: why have our baby in a modernized, cutting edge American medical facility when we could have our baby on a disease-riddled continent where s/he or us might get some neato illness?"

Kevin: "Like I said, never a good idea, dear."

Britney: "Well, I'm the famous one in this family, so I make the choices. Let's go!"

[gsguy]

starking18 said:

evilmasterbetty said:

maybe she can just stay there so that people will stop talking about her.

Imagine that:
Britney: "Hey ya'll, where's da local KFC at?"
K-Fed: "Yeah, boy, POPOZAO. I needs me my KFC."
Native: *responds in confusion in local dialect saying something about the white devils*
Britney: "Gawd, ya'll so dumb here, ya'll don't even speak American."
K-Fed: "POPOZAO, pregnant dog! I am street, yo!"
*native shoots them both in the neck with poison arrows*

I like that scenario.

[Brick Killed a Guy]

Wow, we've heard of "personal trainer to the stars" and even "hair stylist to the stars", now the latest craze among celebrities -- personal circumcisionist

(yeah, I probably butchered that word)

[maxxmaniac666]

WWW.GETDSHIRTS.COM

[gsguy]

maxxmaniac666 said:

WWW.GETDSHIRTS.COM

Hey maxx, I know you want to help Screetch (who doesn't?) but putting links into other non-related threads is a no-no.

[EvilMasterBetty, Esq.]

starking18 said:

evilmasterbetty said:

maybe she can just stay there so that people will stop talking about her.

Imagine that:
Britney: "Hey ya'll, where's da local KFC at?"
K-Fed: "Yeah, boy, POPOZAO. I needs me my KFC."
Native: *responds in confusion in local dialect saying something about the white devils*
Britney: "Gawd, ya'll so dumb here, ya'll don't even speak American."
K-Fed: "POPOZAO, pregnant dog! I am street, yo!"
*native shoots them both in the neck with poison arrows*

And the world wouldn't care.

[Mad Johnny Maxx]

csm126 said:

Britney: "...Anyway, I was thinking: why have our baby in a modernized, cutting edge American medical facility when we could have our baby on a disease-riddled continent where s/he or us might get some neato illness?"

Amen to that. Give birth back in the dark ages and come back to the states with a kid possibly carrying the Black Plague of the 21st Century...something possibly worse than AIDS...THANKS, BRITNEY!!

[REDUNBECK~!]

madjohnnymaxx said:

csm126 said:

Britney: "...Anyway, I was thinking: why have our baby in a modernized, cutting edge American medical facility when we could have our baby on a disease-riddled continent where s/he or us might get some neato illness?"

Amen to that. Give birth back in the dark ages and come back to the states with a kid possibly carrying the Black Plague of the 21st Century...something possibly worse than AIDS...THANKS, BRITNEY!!

Well, actually, the "Black Plague of the 21st cetury" would just be the Black Plague. People still get that stuff (20 people a year worldwide annually). But, anyway, I imagine AIDS is about as bad as it gets. Which makes you wonder why on earth anyone would actively choose to have a child in the world's largest center of AIDS pandemic.

Celebrities are stupid. So so so stupid.