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Post by Stu on Aug 6, 2014 20:29:18 GMT -5
Alright, here's the deal. A zombiepocalypse hits and all WWE Superstars and Divas are struggling to survive. At the end of the day, who survives and who's eaten right away? And for those who avoid getting bitten, what are their methods of survival? And what other drama would they endure?
For those who follow Walking Dead, I picture Cena and Orton leading a group of survivors and having a Rick/Shane-esque power struggle with Cena trying to maintain peace and order while Orton has an opposite approach and wants to just shoot whatever moves. Triple H, meanwhile, could be like the Governor and keep a group of survivors in a living area that seems safe and organized, but hides his nefarious schemes. He's also armed with his sledgehammer.
Kane will just set zombies on fire, while Undertaker hits them with lightning. Big Show, however, is too slow and gets swarmed by zombies right away. Reigns is likely to die heroically while fighting off a bunch of zombies, Ambrose will be a loner who hunts them down with a sawed off shotgun or a crossbow, while Rollins just ditches everyone and latches on to other groups until they're attacked.
Oh, and Goldust and Stardust will survive by pretending to be zombies and walk among them.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Aug 6, 2014 20:32:26 GMT -5
Everyone survives, because Brock gets pissed and kills every single zombie on Earth in 20 minutes.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Aug 6, 2014 20:48:04 GMT -5
well, let's get this out of the way... a planet of zombies vs John Cena...  |
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Aug 6, 2014 20:56:46 GMT -5
Isn't Taker a zombie already?
Anyways I'll stand behind HHH and his sledgehammer
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2014 21:07:10 GMT -5
About twenty people would die, and then Lesnar would conquer the zombies.
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Post by Saiyanic Panic on Aug 6, 2014 21:15:13 GMT -5
What? Big Show's not slow. He did moonsaults in WCW, I read about it in PWI. Plus the velocity of his punch knocked out Vince McMahon once through sheer wind pressure. No way he dies, no way.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2014 21:26:42 GMT -5
Ambrose is so going to be the Daryl of this scenario. The dirtier he gets, the more the women love him. I think a triangle defense of Brock/Henry/Cesaro is enough to take out at least 200 zombies... Each. Show would sacrifice himself and then come back as an unstoppable zombie crying tears of blood.
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Post by suave on Aug 6, 2014 21:30:08 GMT -5
JTG would survive for a long time. He wouldn't even do anything, just stay with some group and avoid getting noticed. Eventually someone remembers he's there and he dies unceremoniously.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2014 21:35:13 GMT -5
The zombies will eat Eva Marie but the spray tan will make all of them fall over and die.
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Post by Harry The Arrow was Wrong! on Aug 6, 2014 21:42:38 GMT -5
Prince Devitt will paint himself as a zombie to blend in.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 6, 2014 21:59:36 GMT -5
The guys talking about Lesnar killing all the zombies have got it all wrong. What if... he decides to become a zombie? The world will be doomed.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Aug 6, 2014 22:24:24 GMT -5
Rosa Mendes would become a zombie then try and suck blood whil avoid sunlight and garlic, forgetting that zombies are not vampires.
Yes, Rosa Mendes will botch being undead.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2014 22:35:10 GMT -5
If Key & Peele is accurate, the New Nation would scare away all the zombies and everything would be fine.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2014 22:51:20 GMT -5
Heath Slater will be that guy everyone wonders how he isn't a zombie or dead yet with his lack of survival skills, obnoxiousness, and so many near death moments.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 6, 2014 22:57:05 GMT -5
Zack Ryder is doomed.
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Post by sonofblaine on Aug 6, 2014 23:15:38 GMT -5
Isn't Taker a zombie already? Anyways I'll stand behind HHH and his sledgehammer Taker's the necromancer that started the apocalypse in the first place, after an angry heel turn, when my client, Brock Lesnar, became the 1 in 21 and 1. |
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Post by jamofpearls on Aug 7, 2014 8:06:29 GMT -5
I'd wager Shawn and Stone Cold would fare ok. They both have ranches, which means the population isn't very dense. They're both hunters, so that should keep wandering zombies at bay.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Aug 7, 2014 14:13:38 GMT -5
Steve Blackman
Because when a zombie bites Steve Blackman
Steve Blackman doesn't become a Zombie
The Zombie becomes Steve Blackman
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Post by Martin: #TeamBella Treasurer on Aug 7, 2014 14:15:26 GMT -5
The zombies will eat Eva Marie but the spray tan will make all of them fall over and die. That'll happen with The Miz too. |
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Post by Catchphrase! on Aug 7, 2014 14:22:47 GMT -5
I would hope Brock, because the concept of Zombie Brock terrifies me.
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