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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 11, 2006 16:10:05 GMT -5
OMGBBQ~! TEH OUTSIDE!? NO THATS WHERE THE SUN IS AND GIRLS WHO WILL MAKE FUN OF ME AND MY 16 SIDED DICE DOESNT ROLL VERY WELL IN THE GRASS EEEEEEEEEE Advice - +2 Vorpal Sword saves the day.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 11, 2006 16:11:38 GMT -5
OMGBBQ~! TEH OUTSIDE!? NO THATS WHERE THE SUN IS AND GIRLS WHO WILL MAKE FUN OF ME AND MY 16 SIDED DICE DOESNT ROLL VERY WELL IN THE GRASS EEEEEEEEEE Advice - +2 Vorpal Sword saves the day. BUT MY DARK MAGE NECROMANCER ELF DOESN'T HAVE THE SWORD SKILL YET! OH NOES!
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Post by tigermask on Jun 11, 2006 16:12:35 GMT -5
i'm going outside....say it with me OUTSIDE...a concept many of you have forgotten Your not outside yet.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Jun 11, 2006 16:14:08 GMT -5
If you did not have a great Melina sig i might say something about telling people on the same message board as you that they are losers.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 11, 2006 16:15:03 GMT -5
Advice - +2 Vorpal Sword saves the day. BUT MY DARK MAGE NECROMANCER ELF DOESN'T HAVE THE SWORD SKILL YET! OH NOES! Cast the luck hex, Godz! The luck hex! The one Gwarmergwelf taught you, in exchange for the Bottomless Sack of Plenty! That'll de-girlify those girls.
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Post by tigermask on Jun 11, 2006 16:15:53 GMT -5
BUT MY DARK MAGE NECROMANCER ELF DOESN'T HAVE THE SWORD SKILL YET! OH NOES! Cast the luck hex, Godz! The luck hex! The one Gwarmergwelf taught you, in exchange for the Bottomless Sack of Plenty! That'll de-girlify those girls. I found a lucky ring. Luck +3.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
Posts: 27,736
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 11, 2006 16:18:19 GMT -5
BUT MY DARK MAGE NECROMANCER ELF DOESN'T HAVE THE SWORD SKILL YET! OH NOES! Cast the luck hex, Godz! The luck hex! The one Gwarmergwelf taught you, in exchange for the Bottomless Sack of Plenty! That'll de-girlify those girls. But....I traded that sack for a Girdle of Iron-Crotch! OH NO, A HOT GIRL HEARD ME SAY THAT! SAVING THROW! SAVING THROW DAMMIT!~
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 11, 2006 16:19:38 GMT -5
Cast the luck hex, Godz! The luck hex! The one Gwarmergwelf taught you, in exchange for the Bottomless Sack of Plenty! That'll de-girlify those girls. I found a lucky ring. Luck +3. I just found a +4 picture of Fergie from the Black-Eyed Peas with nipples visible through her top. This doubled my Monkey Spankage Probability score.
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Post by tigermask on Jun 11, 2006 16:22:03 GMT -5
I found a lucky ring. Luck +3. I just found a +4 picture of Fergie from the Black-Eyed Peas with nipples visible through her top. This doubled my Monkey Spankage Probability score. You need new pants though, -4 clothing.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 11, 2006 16:23:26 GMT -5
My Clothing score is currently low as it is... I might go into a Dwarven Supply Shack and get a chainmail jerkin and some plus +4s.
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Post by tigermask on Jun 11, 2006 16:24:19 GMT -5
You can have some of my gold. Friendship +2.
And yes, I know the cheese factor makes one long for David Hasselhoff.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 11, 2006 16:27:18 GMT -5
Hey, nerd buddy! I'm a level-6 David Hasslehoff Acolyte! I can cast spells with a 50% probability of making hilarious cover versions, and my chest hair and medallion = both an additional +3 chest armour factor, and a double Hypnosis throw.
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Post by tigermask on Jun 11, 2006 16:30:20 GMT -5
But you don't have a posion sword. +6 Attack.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 11, 2006 16:31:30 GMT -5
I enchanted that Poison Sword - it transfers the user into a Level-1 Dancing Pie.
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Post by tigermask on Jun 11, 2006 16:34:06 GMT -5
Damn! I knew I should have bought that +3 magic cloak!
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 11, 2006 16:35:27 GMT -5
That Magic Cloak made your hips look +6.
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 11, 2006 16:38:07 GMT -5
My Clothing score is currently low as it is... I might go into a Dwarven Supply Shack and get a chainmail jerkin and some plus +4s. A chainmail jerkin in the summer? Yowtch.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 11, 2006 16:38:41 GMT -5
That's true, K... I would be nipples, -2.
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Post by tigermask on Jun 11, 2006 16:40:11 GMT -5
Karisma has joined our party! +5
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 11, 2006 16:41:26 GMT -5
Never mind chest hair -6.
You can't go wrong with studded leather armor. Recommended by fighters and Rob Halfords everywhere.
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