Matt Rogers
King Koopa
member is currently offline <stalking Emma Watson>
Omae wa mo shindeiru.
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Post by Matt Rogers on Jun 11, 2006 16:59:07 GMT -5
But the question is.... what? Well, it's super interesting which leads me to think that it looks something like this... That'd get that reaction from me, at least.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 11, 2006 16:59:28 GMT -5
Interesting I haven't ever done any gaming... I'm just imagining this is what it's like.
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Post by tigermask on Jun 11, 2006 16:59:51 GMT -5
Spike's gaming knowledge: -6
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 11, 2006 17:01:47 GMT -5
One of them needs the Sombrero of Hoss-Summoning.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 11, 2006 17:03:19 GMT -5
Recently, Masters has been down a couple of levels, due to the loss of his Magical Supplement.
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 11, 2006 17:04:29 GMT -5
-10 on HGH for him.
And LOL - you've never played? You're a natural.
THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!
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Post by maxx420 on Jun 11, 2006 17:04:49 GMT -5
Maxx AwesomeFat-Chick Acolyte (Level-6) Special AttributesFat Chickery - Add +3 to any rolls in fights involving women with size score exceeding 8 Irishness – Roll 16-sided dice during any decision – Even score results in any decision being reversed. However, automatic win in any drinking contest. Fat Chick Thriller MaxxAwesome [/i][/u] Class: Fat Chick Thriller Special Attributes[/i][/u] Charm to fat chicks on third roll: +90 Luck: -2 Strength: Enough to have sex with a fat chick.[/quote] I actually like both these profiles. And I shall obtain that Sombrero of Hoss-Summoning (it's a +7).
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 11, 2006 17:05:32 GMT -5
I think you may have to battle a Beholder for that one.
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B.A.
Grimlock
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Post by B.A. on Jun 11, 2006 17:07:58 GMT -5
amazing thread. Gotta love the information on the posters...though strangely true.
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 11, 2006 17:14:23 GMT -5
*door slams open*
PHOENIX DOWN!
*silence*
+3 awkwardness
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 11, 2006 17:18:20 GMT -5
The Texas Tornado Mage (Level-2)
Special Attributes Invisibility – +5 evasion at all times
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 11, 2006 17:24:31 GMT -5
Spike, I think you need the Blade of Vorpal Derpity.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 11, 2006 17:29:00 GMT -5
Spike Bob Saget Monger (Level-6)
Special Attributes English - When making decisions, roll 16-sided dice. Even numbers mean all other party members must follow Spike's decision. Derp - Each dice roll, de-derp-de-derp-de-derpity Seer of Ultimate Destiny derp-de-derp
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 11, 2006 17:29:48 GMT -5
The Texas TornadoMage (Level-2) Special AttributesInvisibility – +5 evasion at all times Special Attack: Tri-Force T-shirt: The enemy is encased in a tight t-shirt. The enemy can either try to escape the shirt, risking a turn but lose nothing, or walk into a locked door, which depletes the enemy's health to one HP, but the t-shirt will vanish.
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Post by maxx420 on Jun 11, 2006 17:36:52 GMT -5
I think you may have to battle a Beholder for that one. Then I shall challenge him to a drinking contest! Woo-Hoo! Automatic win!
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 11, 2006 17:47:29 GMT -5
Godz appears! The party is doomed unless they can somehow persuade Godz into joining them!
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Post by Leather H, the Poster Killer on Jun 11, 2006 17:50:45 GMT -5
Godz appears! The party is doomed unless they can somehow persuade Godz into joining them! Uh oh, roll for Intiative.
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Post by jfbop37 on Jun 11, 2006 17:51:23 GMT -5
I wasn't much of a D&D player but..... "I was the editor of my high school magazine"
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 11, 2006 17:52:37 GMT -5
Godz Deity (Level-1)
Special Attributes Z – Gains extra roll at start of each fight, as opponent(s) are stunned at player's nerve in shortening Godzilla's name Popularity – When attempting to convince NPCs to join party, roll 16-sided dice. If score is 5 or higher, NPC will be automatically convinced
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
Posts: 27,736
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 11, 2006 17:52:47 GMT -5
Godz appears! The party is doomed unless they can somehow persuade Godz into joining them! Uh oh, roll for Intiative. Godz's Roll: 40DD
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