Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
Posts: 27,736
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 11, 2006 17:53:30 GMT -5
GodzDeity (Level-1) Special AttributesZ – Gains extra roll at start of each fight, as opponent(s) are stunned at blatent use of 'z' instead of 's' in name Popularity – When attempting to convince NPCs to join party, roll 16-sided dice. If score is 5 or higher, NPC will be automatically convinced Awesome, my Z is a special power. Nevermind that its actually just a shortened version of "Godzilla". Ahem. Z POWERS ACTIVATE!
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 11, 2006 17:56:00 GMT -5
GodzDeity (Level-1) Special AttributesZ – Gains extra roll at start of each fight, as opponent(s) are stunned at blatent use of 'z' instead of 's' in name Popularity – When attempting to convince NPCs to join party, roll 16-sided dice. If score is 5 or higher, NPC will be automatically convinced Awesome, my Z is a special power. Nevermind that its actually just a shortened version of "Godzilla". Ahem. Z POWERS ACTIVATE! Saving throw - 15 - phew... Fixed it!
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Post by tigermask on Jun 11, 2006 19:46:56 GMT -5
Sigh...No one has ever given me an obscure class listing.
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 11, 2006 22:16:18 GMT -5
Sigh...No one has ever given me an obscure class listing. Don't worry. You'll get one soon. Now if you'll excuse me..... *turns invisible*
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Post by superfoe on Jun 11, 2006 22:20:19 GMT -5
I don't mean to insult anyone, especially myself, but we're really big nerds.
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Post by tigermask on Jun 11, 2006 22:20:57 GMT -5
Sigh...No one has ever given me an obscure class listing. Don't worry. You'll get one soon. Now if you'll excuse me..... *turns invisible* Is that you John?
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Post by 421time on Jun 11, 2006 22:35:51 GMT -5
wow, i go away for 6 hours and you guys insult yourselves beyond my wildest dreams.... good job
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 11, 2006 22:40:37 GMT -5
Don't worry. You'll get one soon. Now if you'll excuse me..... *turns invisible* Is that you John? JOHN KIMBLE! Who is your daddy, and what does he do? *goes back to being invisible* Man, I know this is good for something....... *Major Tom begins throwing rocks* *avoids them all* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
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Post by tigermask on Jun 11, 2006 22:49:16 GMT -5
wow, i go away for 6 hours and you guys insult yourselves beyond my wildest dreams.... good job Thank you! *Throws bomb* *Knowing that it will kill everyone, jumps on it* *Kills self* God dammit... Congratulations! Ghost Major Tom has joined your party, The Sons of Toasters!
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 11, 2006 22:54:43 GMT -5
wow, i go away for 6 hours and you guys insult yourselves beyond my wildest dreams.... good job Wait.....you have dreams of insulting people? What kind of life do you live, sir? *Throws bomb* *Knowing that it will kill everyone, jumps on it* *Kills self* God dammit... Congratulations! Ghost Major Tom has joined your party, The Sons of Toasters! If you're a ghost, aren't you...like...invincible?
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Post by Michael Coello on Jun 11, 2006 22:56:29 GMT -5
Egads! These people seem to be living out some kind of Wrestlecrap version of D&D. There can be only one logical explaination.......
FAIRY GODPARENTS!!
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Post by tigermask on Jun 11, 2006 22:59:30 GMT -5
wow, i go away for 6 hours and you guys insult yourselves beyond my wildest dreams.... good job Wait.....you have dreams of insulting people? What kind of life do you live, sir? *Throws bomb* *Knowing that it will kill everyone, jumps on it* *Kills self* God dammit... Congratulations! Ghost Major Tom has joined your party, The Sons of Toasters! If you're a ghost, aren't you...like...invincible? Why yes I am! *Blows self up a million more times* Self mutilation is fun!
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 11, 2006 23:03:54 GMT -5
Wait.....you have dreams of insulting people? What kind of life do you live, sir? If you're a ghost, aren't you...like...invincible? Why yes I am! *Blows self up a million more times* Self mutilation is fun! I wanna do that too!
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Post by tigermask on Jun 11, 2006 23:05:16 GMT -5
Why yes I am! *Blows self up a million more times* Self mutilation is fun! I wanna do that too! You have to kill yourself before that. AHAHAHHAHAHHA!
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 11, 2006 23:11:57 GMT -5
Wow. I have a really big decision to make
Stay alive and evade things better than usual.
OR
Be a ghost and be invincible?
WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?
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Post by tigermask on Jun 11, 2006 23:12:45 GMT -5
Can the local Bazzar afford another invisibilty cloak?
Apparantly not, as they're all sold out.
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 11, 2006 23:16:50 GMT -5
Damn. The decision is clear now.
*steps in 3 inch deep water*
*1 minute later*
Major Tom, the ghosts will take over now.
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Post by 421time on Jun 12, 2006 1:05:04 GMT -5
I don't mean to insult anyone, especially myself, but we're really big nerds. the thing is it appeared to be sarcastic at first then everyone started talking ubernerd and it went into a realm the ultimate warrior could only reach if he moved back into his parents basement for the next 20 years
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 12, 2006 4:46:00 GMT -5
But maybe, jerst maybe, the ubernerd talk was ironic? I don't know about anyone else here, but I'm 26, I live in London (not my parents' place, but 100+ miles from there), and I've never gamed in my life...
I'm +6 Hardcore! I'm +6 Hardcore! I'm +6 Hardcore!
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Erik Majorwitz
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
I don't have a PS3.
Longest Crapper- Laying it across the table
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Jun 12, 2006 5:19:54 GMT -5
But maybe, jerst maybe, the ubernerd talk was ironic? I don't know about anyone else here, but I'm 26, I live in London (not my parents' place, but 100+ miles from there), and I've never gamed in my life... I'm +6 Hardcore! I'm +6 Hardcore! I'm +6 Hardcore! I'd like one of those hundred sided die. Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz
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