Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 12, 2006 8:51:37 GMT -5
wow, i go away for 6 hours and you guys insult yourselves beyond my wildest dreams.... good job You know what the difference between you and me is? I get an appreciation thread in my honor just for saying one thing. You wouldn't even be worth the waste of bandwith to make a "Thank God He's Gone" thread. But I'm just an 'ubernerd', what do I know? ;D
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
Posts: 27,736
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 12, 2006 8:52:25 GMT -5
But maybe, jerst maybe, the ubernerd talk was ironic? I don't know about anyone else here, but I'm 26, I live in London (not my parents' place, but 100+ miles from there), and I've never gamed in my life... I'm +6 Hardcore! I'm +6 Hardcore! I'm +6 Hardcore! Shut up Spike and stop lying. You're actually 36, live in your GRANDPARENTS basement, and you can't stop sucking up to the Dungeon Master!
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 12, 2006 9:05:04 GMT -5
Lies! All Lies! I'm a super stud!
*rolls dice*
With a +4 Web of Eternal Untruth Cannon!
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 12, 2006 9:05:21 GMT -5
But maybe, jerst maybe, the ubernerd talk was ironic? I don't know about anyone else here, but I'm 26, I live in London (not my parents' place, but 100+ miles from there), and I've never gamed in my life... I'm +6 Hardcore! I'm +6 Hardcore! I'm +6 Hardcore! Don't invoke irony. They never get it. Especially when they're on a wrestling discussion board calling other people out as dorks. That's some irony that Alanis couldn't handle.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
Posts: 27,736
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 12, 2006 9:10:18 GMT -5
Lies! All Lies! I'm a super stud! *rolls dice* With a +4 Web of Eternal Untruth Cannon! Oh yeah? Well.... ::grabs all the dice and throws them in the river:: I WIN, B******!
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Post by superfoe on Jun 12, 2006 9:11:43 GMT -5
Lies! All Lies! I'm a super stud! *rolls dice* With a +4 Web of Eternal Untruth Cannon! Oh yeah? Well.... ::grabs all the dice and throws them in the river:: I WIN, B******! Someone sounds like a level 78 sore loser.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 12, 2006 9:12:11 GMT -5
Lies! All Lies! I'm a super stud! *rolls dice* With a +4 Web of Eternal Untruth Cannon! Oh yeah? Well.... ::grabs all the dice and throws them in the river:: I WIN, B******! Erm... argh! What to do, what to do? *Wrings hands*... erm... +4 waterwings? Hex of Unlikely Bouyancy? Shield of Unfeisable Dice Attraction? I'm bereft... and I have no raft.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 12, 2006 9:16:29 GMT -5
I have been "worked".
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 12, 2006 9:17:25 GMT -5
Oh yeah? Well.... ::grabs all the dice and throws them in the river:: I WIN, B******! Erm... argh! What to do, what to do? *Wrings hands*... erm... +4 waterwings? Hex of Unlikely Bouyancy? Shield of Unfeisable Dice Attraction? I'm bereft... and I have no raft. Snorkel of Unlimited Respiration. +9.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 12, 2006 9:18:14 GMT -5
+5 Fishing Rod of Impressive Catchitude
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 12, 2006 9:18:49 GMT -5
Enchanted Flippers that also block Magic Missile.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
Posts: 27,736
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 12, 2006 9:21:56 GMT -5
FINE YOU GET YOUR STUPID DICE BACK BUT NOW A BUNCH OF DINOSAURS WITH ROCKET LAUNCHERS AND MACHINE GUNS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS SHOW UP, NOW WHAT DO YOU DO?!
(Ranting Caps + 5)
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 12, 2006 9:22:39 GMT -5
+11 Twisty Rockets
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
Posts: 27,736
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 12, 2006 9:25:01 GMT -5
..........f***.
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 12, 2006 9:30:24 GMT -5
+ 10 herd of goats to distract them.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
Posts: 27,736
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 12, 2006 9:34:55 GMT -5
......screw you guys, I'm going back to Ye Olde Busty Elf Inn.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 12, 2006 9:39:22 GMT -5
I think I'll join you for +5 flagons of Ye Elixir of Energee (or Red Bull and Vodka, as it is known in the real world).
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jun 12, 2006 10:42:14 GMT -5
It's possible. Though, I expect by that point, society will have fallen and I'll be wandering the desolate wastelands where life once was... (Too dark? Sorry bout that.)
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Post by Dave the Dave on Jun 12, 2006 10:44:32 GMT -5
I know I joined the party a little late........but unless everyone is tired of this, give me some powers and get this going.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 12, 2006 10:52:24 GMT -5
Dave the Dave Dave (Level-4)
Special Attributes Lateness – Misses 1 turn at start of battle. However, half damage from any attacks on all opponents first rolls. Daveosity – After 3 turns in battle, roll a 16-sided dice, if a multiple of 6 is rolled, Dave casts a Hex of Needless Complexity, reducing a single enemy (to be chosen by Gamesmaster) by -3 levels. This only applies when facing more than two enemies.
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