FAWA Thread: Summerfest Time

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

WHERE THE BIG KIDS STILL PLAY
THREAD 56

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MEMBERSHIP
WE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS TO JOIN THE FREAKIN' AWESOME WRESTLING ALLIANCE. SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO SETH DRAKIN IF YOU WANT TO JOIN.

I'd like to welcome you, the prospective new member, to the Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance, where the big kids still play. You are probably reading this and considering taking that next big step: becoming a member.

It's a commitment to be sure, an often daunting one, but I assure you that creating fun and interesting gimmicks, writing exciting matches, cutting promos, and collaborating with fellow members on angles and feuds is well worth it.

So what can you do as a member? First, every member may have one or more characters whether they be wrestlers, managers, valets, etc. (Currently, there is a limit of four active wrestler characters per member. Because let's face it, if you create like a dozen wrestlers, it's kind of going overboard.) Click on the Roster Thread link up above and study the current roster so that you might make a character that sticks out.

Second, members are encouraged to cut in-character promos every week whether in the Promo Thread (see above for link) or as submissions to Boiler Room Brawler for FAWA Shows. Writing good promos can make all the difference in how well you do in the FAWA; when winners and losers of matches are put to a vote by the members, people who have written good promos tend to get more votes than people who have written bad ones. People who promo regularly also tend to get more votes than people who are silent for a long time. That doesn't mean that you should be writing something roughly the length of "War And Peace" every week, mind you; like most things in life, it's possible to overdo it. Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it.

Third, members are encouraged to write matches. It's the bread and butter of this e-fed, as every week is about reading exciting matches between roster members. Everyone feels at least a little intimidated when they haven't written matches before, but practice makes perfect and we have a Writers' Workshop thread for helping you along.

Fourth, members are further encouraged to collaborate with their fellow members on angles and feuds as well as the week to week promos that build them. If you're working a program with somebody, communication is very important. Hopefully the person you're working with and yourself are always on the same page, with the end result of the two of you making having fun and making one another look good by the time it's all said and done.

As a booker I mostly focus on officially booking matches related to the titles or else important matches. I otherwise let members go hogwild on writing angles, feuds, etc. No one will yank your arm to do anything around here, but what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. Activity is a factor that I consider in my booking decisions. A member who participates in the Promo Thread and in the main shows will tend to get preferential treatment, provided they don't do so in a way that's detrimental to other members' enjoyment of course. (An example of this is volunteering to write a match featuring your wrestler, and using it to make your opponent look pathetic and make you look like a million bucks. That's not good.)

Finally, recognize that it takes time to establish your character(s) and that it takes time to gain trust as someone to consistently vote for. It takes work, effort, and patience. You win some, you lose some, and if you stick to it, good things will come to you.

No one is an overnight success here in the FAWA. It's a journey, not a destination. A legacy of writing exciting matches, cutting thrilling promos, and collaborating on captivating angles will be more rewarding in the long run than counting title runs. Being a member of the FAWA is what you make of it.

I will emphasize that some level of steady activity is desired because it makes everything more exciting and therefore increases enthusiasm. It feeds itself. The standard of being an "active member" is submitting content for weekly shows or posting promos in the Promo Thread at least once every two weeks. Anything less than that is considered "inactive" which has consequences.

Inactive champions are stripped of their titles and active wrestlers will be booked to compete for the vacated title. If someone is considered "inactive," they have another two weeks before they are removed from the roster altogether. If they post in that interval, they will return to active status. If that member posts after being removed, they will be returned to the active roster. It's not hard to be an active member.

So welcome to the FAWA. If you join, I think you'll like it here.

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SHOWS

NITERAW is the weekly FAWA Show except for Supercard shows (low supercards right now due to small roster size) Seth Drakin will post the card for the show a few days before the show.

Seth Drakin posts the cards every week. These matches generally reflect title scenes, number one contender matches, and qualifiers for special matches at supercards. Players may request matches, but they must be willing to write any match request they make.

Once a final card is determined, BRB PMs the card to every member so they can vote for who they want to win in every match (see below).

Match cards reflect the more significant matches for the week, but you are free to write squash matches with Free Agents (see Roster thread link above), bonus exhibition bouts with fellow FAWA Members (but work it out with them first), skits, promos, etc.

Finally, as booker Seth Drakin reserves the right to edit or outright reject anything that's submitted for a show if, in his opinion, including it as written would be detrimental to the show or the fed. This is Seth's first and hopefully only time being booker right now. Also if you have ideas, please PM him

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VOTING

Most matches will be decided by the booker and the competitors in the match. However, title matches and matches to determine contenders will be voted on this way. Matches will be started and will have a deadline. Between the match beginning and the match's deadline, people will write a sequence to the match. If you want to vote for someone, highlight that person in bold. Only one vote per poster and if any votes outside of the one will not be counted in the end.

PROMOTION

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Bear it with pride and always be ready to invite new members if you interest someone.

If you want to help promote the FAWA even more, hype up upcoming supercard matches in your signature to boot. It's what the real federations do, so why not us on this forum?

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

NiteRaw Week 6

*We open on Michael Rose, in his street clothes. He walks up to a door and knocks on it.*

Sorrow: *from inside the room* COME IN!

*Rose walks in to see Sorrow, in his street clothes, sitting in a chair watching TV. He’s strangely laughing. Rose looks at him like he’s crazy, which he is.*

Sorrow: Yes?

Rose: I didn’t know you were the laughing type.

Sorrow: I am large, dear Rose—I contain multitudes.

Rose: I’m terrified to ask, but what are you watching?

Sorrow: Sophie’s Choice.

Rose: Seriously!? You find that funny!

Sorrow: Yes! It shows just how futile this pathetic emotion we call happiness is.

Rose: Dear, God. You are screwed up.

Sorrow: Well, you made me this way.

Rose: What!? Seriously!? You blame me for the way you are.

Sorrow: Well, let’s see. I was a perfectly normal teenage boy until you beat me mercilessly, destroyed my face, and forced me to wear this mask for the rest of my days. But, I don’t blame you, dear Rose. No, no. On the contrary, I applaud you. I thank you for opening my eyes and leading me on the path to sorrow and depression.

Rose: You’re welcome?

Sorrow: So, is that why you’ve come here? To question my choice is comedies?

Rose: No. I’m here to see your master, Riggs.

Sorrow: He’s not here.

Rose: Why not?

Sorrow: Well, he figured you’d be coming by and thought he should clear out.

Rose: Oh, he’s scared of me.

Sorrow: No, he just thinks it’s a bad idea for you two to be in the same room together.

Rose: Well, I hate to admit it, but he has a point.

Sorrow: Anything I can do for you.

Rose: I guess. He asked Kerri to relay a message to me about wanting to wrestle. And, I decided to come answer him in person since I’m the type to deliver my own messages.

Sorrow: Well, I hate to disappoint you… Oh, wait. I don’t. Anyway, he’s not here. I guess you’ll just have to leave you message with me.

Rose: Fine. Tell him, I accept.

Sorrow: Very well. Is there anything else?

Rose: Yes, actually. Just what is your game?

Sorrow: What do you mean?

Rose: I mean, you don’t actually believe that in this depression-is-better-than-happiness crap, do you?

Sorrow: It’s not crap. It’s the truth. I mean, you, yourself, should believe in this philosophy. I mean, nobody loves to wallow in misery more than you.

Rose: What is that suppose to mean?

Sorrow: Oh, c’mon, Rose! Back in high school, you were always whining to your friends in the locker room about how much you were in love with Kerri. Yet, you never did anything about it. You never told her that you loved her and wanted to date her. To me, you always seemed content to be miserable and whine about your predicament. You just kept on whining and complaining with no action what so ever. That, to me, says that you enjoyed playing the lonely best friend who wanted to be more.

Rose: Well, I have to say… you… are just… so… wrong! I mean, you’re forgetting that little action I did to you.

Sorrow: Of course not. And, that proves my point.

Rose: How so?

Sorrow: You were so angry when you saw me locking lips with your precious Kerri that it sent you depression over her into such a huge rage. As you were bashing my skull in with your fists, I could see how happy you were. You enjoyed it. And, that enjoyment came from your misery. Misery set you free.

Rose: Okay… I admit it… I did enjoy beating you. Even though I got sent to jail for five years over it, it was still worth it. But, you’re still wrong. I’m with Kerri now, and I’ve never been happier in my life.

Sorrow: *chuckles* You keep telling yourself that. But, eventually, you’ll realize that you were only interested in the chase.

Rose: Whatever. I’m done with this. I’ve delivered my message. Just let Riggs know to be in the ring next week.

Sorrow: I will. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have another feel-good movie to watch. Atonement. I’ve never seen it and have been looking forward to it for a while.

Rose: You’ve really never seen it?

Sorrow: Not really. I started it but never finished it.

Rose: Well, in that case, I have just one last thing to say.

Sorrow: And, what’s that?

Rose: Briony lied. Cecilia and Robbie never met after the war. Robbie died at Dunkirk, and Cecilia drowned in the Balham tube station bombing during The Blitz. *walks away*

Sorrow: Hey, man! That’s just mean!

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

*The Breakfast Pack’s theme plays: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_9sB92dJzM *

Tim Hoss: What’s the meaning of this?

Jesse King: I don’t know, Hoss. But, there ain’t no jabronis in the ring for them to beat up.

*The crowd boos as Nick and Shaun come from behind the entranceway curtain. They are dragging referee “Spud” Verne Johnson with them. Nick walks out with a cocky strut, wearing his letterman's jacket and black wrestling tights with purple neon lightning bolts on the legs and purple knee pads, elbow pads, and boots. Shaun comes out looking calm and nonchalant, wearing black and red checkered wrestling tights and black wrists tape and boots. They walk down and enter the ring. Nick asks for a mic, and Michael Muffer hands it to him.*

Nick: Okay, listen up you, hosers.

*The crowd boos louder.*

Nick: LISTEN UP!!!! Now, for those who didn’t see last week, The Breakfast Pack had our first debut match in FAWA. And, we lost. But, not because we were all bogus in the ring. Now, we were totally rad. However, before we showed off our bitchin’ moves, we got DQ’ed by kicking the dweebs we were given as competition in the nards. This was our little protest for the lack of boss opponents. And, after we here done showin’ off our fresh moves, our glorious leader, Brandon Barger, made a demand for better competition for us. One week later, and did we receive said competition? No! Naturally, we were upset. But, the brains of our group, one Mr. Shaun Clark standing next to me, had a theory as to why. Explain it for these dummies, Shaun.

Shaun: It is quite simple—beating up a couple of jobbers does not make us look all that impressive they always get their butts kicked. So, it makes sense that the management would not be impressed by our display. However, we had a big Catch-22 on our hands. You see, we wanted to look impressive in order to get better competition. But, in order to look impressive, we would need better competition. And, we could not get that because we did not look impressive. It was a conundrum to say the least. Luckily for us, the solution came from our redheaded friend, Lauren Jamison. Her exact words were… *clears throat* “Can’t we like totally just bring in some dudes to fight?”

Nick: Which is why we’re here. We found two guys and hired them out of our own money to face us. Of course, they agreed on one stipulation—the other members of our clique had to remain in the locker room. We agreed. So, please welcome our opponents, at a combined weight of 518 pounds, from Miami, Florida—Tommy Taylor and Johnny Jackson, THE MAGNIFICENT FLORIDIANS!!!!

*Will Smith’s “Miami” plays: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBS6QGsH_4 *

TH: Well, this is a surprise. We’re gonna have an impromptu match.

JK: Should be more competitive than the Breakfast Pack’s last match.

TH: I hope so.

*The Magnificent Floridians come out to the polite cheers of the crowd. Tommy Taylor is muscular but a little skinny, has shaggy blonde hair and blue eyes, is baby faced, and has tanned skin. He’s wearing a green University Of Miami jacket, white tights with an orange stripe and two green stripes on each side down the legs and the logo of the University Of Miami on the front and back, white elbow pads with the University Of Miami logo on them, and white boots with the University of Miami logo on the sides. Johnny Jackson is muscular but with a skinny, has shaggy black hair and blue eyes, is baby faced, and has tanned skin. He is wearing a green University Of Miami jacket, white trunks with an orange stripe and two green stripes on each side and the logo of the University Of Miami on the front and back, white elbow pads with the University Of Miami logo on them, and white boots with the University of Miami logo on the sides. They walk down to the ring and enter it. They take off their jackets, as does Nick, and put them on their corners.*

TH: Well, these Floridians look more impressive than Steve Rollins and Artie! The Strongest Man In The World!

JK: So? I’ve taken dumps that looked stronger than Steve Rollins and Artie.

TH: Lovely image there, King.

JK: You’re welcome.

*The bell rings. Tommy and Johnny extend their hands for a friendly shake. Shaun and Nick reciprocate but then suddenly kick the Floridians in the gut. They beat down on the Floridians, but they are suddenly surprised: Tommy hits Shaun with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. And, Johnny picks up Nick on his shoulders and hits him with a Samoan drop. They take over, beating on the Packers. They eventually pick the Packers up, put them against the ropes, and whip them across the ring. The Packers hit the ropes, and the Floridians expect them to bounce off of them, but Nick and Shaun just exit the ring.*

TH: And, the Floridians look impressive so far, turning the tables on the Pack. And, wait a minute!

JK: Smart! Exit the ring and regroup. These rad Eighties dudes know their stuff.

TH: Yeah, they know how to be cowards.

JK: Hey! There’s a thin line between cowardice and intelligence.

*The Floridians soon exit the ring and go after the Pack. Tommy attacks Nick, and Johnny goes after Shaun. Tommy throws Nick into the ring while Johnny continues beating on Shaun. The ref exits the ring and manages to break Johnny and Shaun up so that they can get to their corners. In the ring, Tommy beats Nick down against the ropes and whips him across the ring, but Nick reverses it. He goes for a clothesline, but Tommy ducks it and counters with a neckbreaker. He covers Nick for a pin.*

1…

2…

*Nick kicks out.*

TH: Nice neckbreaker from Tommy Taylor, but not enough to put Nick Britt away.

JK: How do you know that’s Tommy?

TH: Because, I just got a note from a stagehand with some information for the Floridians.

*Tommy picks Nick up, but he knees Tommy in the gut. He doubles over, and Nick clubs him in the back with a forearm. Nick then tags in Shaun, who charges at Tommy. But, Tommy catches him with a hip toss. As Shaun gets up, Tommy knocks him back into the ropes and then whips him across the ring. As Shaun bounces off of them, Tommy dropkicks Shaun on the return. He goes for another pin.*

1…

2…

*Shaun kicks out.*

TH: Another near fall for Tommy Taylor.

JK: He’s gonna have to do more than that to keep the Pack down.

TH: It would seem so.

*Tommy drags Shaun over to the Floridians’ corner and tags in Johnny. He enters, and the Floridians whip him across the ring. They bounce off the ropes, charge at Shaun, and hit him with a pair of flying shoulder blocks. Johnny takes over with an elbow drop as Tommy moves to the corner. He then pins Shaun.*

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2…

*Shaun kicks out.*

TH: Some double teaming from the Floridians still not enough to put Shaun Clark down.

JK: He may not be the biggest dog in this fight, but Shaun is showing that he’s just as tough as he is intelligent.

*Johnny picks up Shaun and pushes him into a neutral corner. He gives Shaun a few good punches, which knocks him down to the bottom turnbuckle. Johnny then picks up Shaun, pulls him out of the corner, and whips him across the ring. He catches Shaun on the comeback, picking him up, and dropping him to the mat. Shaun jumps up in pain, holding his abdomen. He moves to the other neutral corner. Johnny picks him up, gives him another good punch, and then whips him across the ring. However, Shaun jumps up onto the second turnbuckle of the opposite corner and jumps off with a back elbow smash, knocking Johnny down. Johnny gets up near the Pack’s corner. Nick tries to hit him, but he blocks it and punches Nick off the apron. Shaun charges at Johnny, but he catches him with a spinning side slam. He pins Shaun.*

1…

2…

TH: The Pack almost got the upperhand with a back elbow and some cheating, but Johnny Jackson put a stop to that.

JK: I have to say that these Floridians look good. Maybe Antihero out to sign them.

*Johnny drags Shaun over to the Floridians’ corner and tags in Tommy. They hit Shaun with a double suplex. Tommy then takes over as Johnny exits the ring. Tommy punches Shaun a bit as he picks him up. However, Shaun surprises him with a double knee facebreaker. This allows him to rush over and tag in Nick. Nick comes in and charges at Tommy as he gets up. Suddenly, Tommy catches him with scoop powerslam. He stays on Nick for a pin.*

1…

2…

*Nick kicks out.*

TH: Surprise powerslam from Tommy Taylor. Just when it seems like the Pack is about to take over, the Floridians put a stop to it.

JK: Yeah, they certainly picked the right guys to display their skills against. Unfortunately, it looks like they did too good of a job.

*Tommy picks Nick up and pushes him back into the ropes. He whips him across the ring, but Nick reverses it. When Tommy hits the opposite ropes, Shaun punches Tommy in the back of the head. However, the ref didn’t see it. Nick quickly rushes over and attacks Tommy so that the ref won’t get suspicious about why Tommy suddenly fell to the mat.*

JK: Now, the momentum has changed!

TH: I can’t believe the ref didn’t see that!

JK: And, the Pack takes advantage of the ref’s mistake.

*Nick kicks Tommy in the head for a bit. He then picks Tommy up and drops him back to the mat with a German suplex. He then tags in Shaun and hip tosses Shaun onto Tommy as he comes in, with Shaun landing on Tommy with a front flip senton.*

TH: Less Than Zero from the Pack to Tommy Taylor.

JK: And, that was anything but.

TH: But what?

JK: “Less than zero.” Get with the program, Hoss!

*Shaun stays on top of Tommy, punching him a few times before getting off of him. He then picks up Tommy, pushes him back into the ropes, and whips him across the ring. As he bounces off of them, Shaun charges at Tommy and hits him with a spinning wheel kick. They hit the mat. Shaun gets up, but Tommy remains in a seated position. Shaun then wraps his legs over Tommy’s shoulders, grabs his arms, and rolls over to the mat. He then hits Tommy with a series of press-up facebusters.*
TH: Shaun Clark hits Tommy with the Theme From Doctor Detroit.

JK: What a weird name for a wrestling move.

TH: Well, there are a lot of things weird about the Breakfast Pack.

JK: You’re right about that, Gorilla.

*Shaun punches Tommy in the back of the head a few times and then drags Tommy to the Pack’s corner. He throws Tommy into it and then gets into an argument with Johnny. This little distraction allows Nick to choke Tommy on the top rope for a bit. Johnny tries to enter the ring, but the ref stops him. With the distraction over, Shaun tags in Nick. Nick pulls Tommy from the corner and holds him. Shaun then hits Tommy with an enziguiri to the back of the head, followed by a reverse STO.*

TH: Footloose to Tommy Taylor. I have to say, while I don’t like their cheating tactics, the Pack does have some good double team moves.

JK: And, both of those tactics are starting to pay off for the Pack.

*Shaun leaves the ring. Nick picks up Tommy, who surprises him with a few punches to the gut. However, Nick drops a hard double axe handle to his back, putting a stop to that. Nick then pick up Tommy, twists his arm, and then drops him back to the mat with a hook kick. Nick then runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, runs back to Tommy, does a little dance, and then drops a knee onto Tommy’s head. He then goes for a pin.*

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2…

*Johnny comes in and breaks up the pin. The ref admonishes him for that.*

TH: That knee drop fails to put Tommy Taylor away. Maybe he shouldn’t have stop to do that little dance.

JK: Or, maybe he would have if Johnny Jackson hadn’t come in and broken up the pin.

TH: Either way, this match continues.

*Nick tags in Shaun and assists him in hitting Tommy with a standing moonsault. As Nick leaves, Shaun punches Tommy a few times. He gets up and stomps on him for a bit. He then grabs the top rope and pushes down on the back of Tommy’s head with his foot. The ref starts counting.*

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3…

4… *Shaun stops.*

TH: Boy, these Breakfast Packers sure are playing fast and loose with the rules.

JK: Hey! They aren’t breaking any rules. Just bending them.

TH: Yeah, to their breaking point.

JK: But, they don’t go any further.

*Shaun tags Nick back in. He throws Tommy to Nick, who grabs him into a military press. He then drops Tommy to the mat, and Shaun dropkicks him on the way down. Nick goes for the pin as Shaun exits the ring.*

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2…

*Tommy kicks out.*

TH: An Officer And A Gentleman from the Pack, but it’s still not enough to put Tommy away.

JK: I have to say that the Pack has terrible tastes in movies.

TH: How do you know that they just chose those names without any regard about whether or not they like it?

JK: Yeah! Well… That’s… a good point.

*Nick picks up Tommy and hits him with a backbreaker, holding for a submission. He holds it for a good while, but eventually, Tommy struggles out of it. He suddenly surprises Nick with a hard knee to the side of the head, causing him to fall down and let go of the hold. Both men get up, and Tommy starts punching Nick. However, Nick ducks the third one. Tommy turns around, and Nick hits him with a jumping superkick. He quickly goes for the pin.*

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*Tommy kicks out.*

TH: One Tree Hill from Nick Britt, but Tommy Taylor still kicks out.

JK: They’re wearing Tommy down, but he’s proven to be one tough nut to crack.

*Nick clubs Tommy in the back of the head with a few forearm shots. He then drags Tommy to the Pack’s corner and tags in Shaun. Shaun quickly jumps up to the top rope as Nick picks up Tommy. Shaun then jumps off and connects with a springboard flying clothesline as Nick powerbombs Tommy. Shaun pins him as Nick leaves.*

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2…

*Tommy kicks out.*

TH: Raging Bull from the Breakfast Pack but it STILL isn’t enough to put Tommy Taylor away.

JK: Man, this guy just doesn’t know when to quit.

TH: Yeah, these Floridians have looked just as impressive as the Pack.

*Shaun gets up and throws Tommy into the Packs’ corner. He lands on the second turnbuckle. Shaun then chokes him on the bottom rope. The ref counts.*

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3…

4… *Shaun stops.*

*Johnny yells at the ref and tries to get into the ring. The ref stops him, and Shaun starts yelling at him. This distraction allows Nick to stick his leg through the ropes and pushes down on Tommy’s head, choking him on the bottom rope.*

TH: I don’t believe this! More brazen cheating from the Breakfast Pack.

JK: Hey! It’s not just them! Johnny Jackson is the one who allow this distraction to happen!

TH: So!? They would have found a way to cheat regardless!

JK: How do you know that?

TH: I’ve been watching the match!

*Shaun tags in Nick. As he exits the ring, Nick grabs Tommy and tries to pick him up while Shaun goes to the top turnbuckle. However, Tommy surprises Nick by sweeping his legs. He then slingshots Nick into Shaun, knocking him down. The crowd cheers. Nick staggers back, and Tommy rolls him up for a pin.*

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2…

*Nick kicks out.*

TH: Tommy makes comeback! He gets a pin, but Nick kicks out!

JK: Amazing! I could have sworn that the Pack was just seconds away from ending the match!

TH: Well, as they say, never count your chickens before they hatch.

*Both men get up and charge at one another with a clothesline. However, they both connect, knocking each other down. With them both down, the ref starts counting.*

1…

2… *Tommy starts moving.*

3… *Tommy starts crawling to the Floridians’ corner.*

4… *Tommy keeps on crawling. Johnny reaches out to make the tag.*

5… *As Tommy keeps on crawling, Nick and Shaun crawl after him.*

*Suddenly, the ref stops his count as Shaun gets up. He rushes over to get him to exit the ring. However, this prevents him from seeing Tommy tag in Johnny. The crowd cheers as Johnny enters the ring, but that stops when the ref stops him from attacking Nick.*

TH: Tommy gets the tag!

JK: But, the ref didn’t see it! He was busy with Shaun.

TH: Dammit! It’s not fair, but the ref has to do it!

JK: You’re damn straight, Hoss!

*Johnny argues with the ref, but there’s nothing he can do about it. Meanwhile, Nick and Shaun wait for Tommy to get up. He does, and they go for double dropkicks. However, Tommy rolls out of the way, and Nick and Shaun end up dropkicking each other. They get up, and Tommy suddenly clotheslines both of them.*

TH: They miss the dropkicks! And, a double clothesline! Tommy has the make the tag now!

JK: Amazing! I thought Tommy was finally finished.

TH: You got to quit counting him out so quickly.

*As Shaun rolls out of the ring, the ref starts counting again since Nick and Tommy are down again.*

1…

2… *Tommy starts moving.*

3… *Tommy starts crawling to the Floridians’ corner.*

4… *Tommy keeps on crawling. Johnny reaches out to make the tag.*

5… *As Tommy keeps on crawling, Nick gets up and goes after him.*

6… *Nick grabs him, but Tommy makes the tag.*

*Johnny rushes in and clotheslines Nick. Nick gets up, and Johnny clotheslines him again. Shaun suddenly enters the ring, but Johnny catches him with a flapjack. Nick gets up and rushes at Johnny as he gets up, but he surprises Nick with a dropkick. However, the dropkick knocks Nick back into the ref; and they bump heads.*

TH: He comes Johnny. He takes down Nick! Shaun Clark comes back, but Johnny catches him with a flapjack. And, whoa! Amazing dropkick from the big man and… Oh no!

JK: He dropkick Nick into the ref. If the Pack can stop Johnny’s momentum, then they can take advantage.

TH: Well, I don’t see that happening soon.

*Shaun charges at Johnny again, but he hits him with another flapjack, this one on the top ropes. Nick gets up and goes after Johnny, but Tommy flies in with a clothesline from the top rope, taking Nick out. Tommy then picks up Nick as Johnny picks up Shaun. Then, they both hit the Pack with a pair of Impaler DDTs.*

TH: A double dose of the JJT from the Floridians.

JK: Don’t you mean DDT?

TH: They call that move the JJT, for Jimmy Johnson.

JK: I thought they were from Florida. Why name a move for the former Cowboys coach?

TH: Because, he used to coach for the Miami Hurricanes. And, he did coach for the Dolphins for a little bit.

JK: That’s right! You sure do know a lot of useless stuff, Hoss.

TH: Gee, thanks.

*The Floridians get up and pick up Shaun. They then hit him with a double suplex. Then, they go after Nick. Johnny picks up Nick as Tommy moves to the apron. Johnny holds Nick up as Tommy jumps up and off the top rope, and they hit him with a springboard Hart Attack.*

TH: The U connects!

JK: They have this match won. That is if they can wake the ref up.

*Tommy and Johnny go over to revive the ref. However, they don’t have much luck. Suddenly, the crowd starts making some weird noise. The Floridians turn around and are suddenly hit with a pair of diving dropkick from Beth Graham and Lauren Jamison.*

TH: What the hell!?

JK: Beth Graham and Lauren Jamison! They’re making the save!

TH: I don’t believe this! They promised to keep their Breakfast Pack stablemates away from the ring.

JK: Well, I guess they lied, Hoss. God, you’re so gullible.

*Johnny gets up, and Beth suddenly hits him with a spinning sole kick. Lauren then hits him with a superkick. Then, they follow up with an enziguiri/superkick combo.*

TH: Breakin’ 2: Electric Bugaloo from these cheaters!

JK: Hey! When the ref is down, anything goes!

*Tommy gets up and tries to go after the girls, but Nick and Shaun stop him. Beth then lays on the mat as Nick and Shaun hit him with a double suplex onto Beth’s knees.*

TH: And, there’s the Terminator! Someone needs to stop this!

JK: Hey! They’re paying the Floridians for this!

TH: I highly doubt they would have agreed if they knew this was coming!

*Nick then grabs Johnny, moves him near a corner, and hits him with Sliced Bread #2. He remains on his knees as Lauren runs toward him. She jumps onto him and then jumps off with a shooting star press onto Johnny.*

JK: The Floridians have gotten into some Risky Business agreeing to wrestle the Breakfast Pack. Get it, Hoss?

TH: Yeah, it’s the name of the move. How can you make puns with all this cheating going on?

JK: Very easily, Hoss.

*Nick gets up and picks up Tommy, throwing him out of the ring. Beth and Lauren leave as Shaun revives the ref. He’s groggy but moving. Shaun then climbs to the top turnbuckle as Nick grabs Johnny’s legs. Nick whips Johnny over with a wheelbarrow suplex, and Shaun jumps off and hits him with a diving neckbreaker at the same time. Nick then rolls over and pins Johnny.*

1…

2…

3! *The bell rings and Breakfast Pack’s theme plays: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_9sB92dJzM. Nick and Shaun then celebrate their victory as they leave the ring.*

Michael Muffer: Here are your winners—THE BREAKFAST PACK.

TH: Weird Science finally brings an end to this mockery of a match.

JK: I have to say that that was a good idea on the Pack’s part. They looked every impressive.

TH: I’m not! They lied and cheated their way to victory.

JK: I know! That’s why I found it so impressive.

TH: Oh, will you stop!?

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

*Michael Rose’s theme plays:

*

Michael Muffer: Introducing first, coming down the aisle with Kerri Thompson, at 6 foot 4 inches, and weighing 262 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada: MICHAEL ROSE.

*Michael Rose and Kerri Thompson come out to the cheers of the crowd. Rose is wearing purple short wrestling trunks, purple elbow and knee pads, and purple boots, all with a rose on them. Kerri is wearing her regular non-wrestling attire and has her arm wrapped around Michael’s. And, Rose is holding a rose bouquet. He sniffs it and throws some roses to the crowd. They eventually make it to the ring and slide under the bottom rope. In the ring, Rose makes his way to a corner, stands on the second turnbuckle, sniffs the rose bouquet, and blows a kiss to the crowd. Rose then hands the bouquet to Kerri, and she exits the ring.*

*AmericAnt’s music plays:

*

MM: And, his opponent, coming to the ring, at 6 foot 5 inches, and weighing at 305 lbs. from The Land Of Opportunity: AMERICANT!!!!

*AmericAnt comes down to the ring waving the red, white, and blue flag. He then enters the ring and does some Hulk Hogan like poses before giving the thumbs up to the fans.*

Tim Hoss: Well, this should be an interesting bout, as Michael Rose takes on AmericAnt.

Jesse King: The only thing interesting about this match will be when “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs and Sorrow interferes.

TH: That does seem like a good possibility.

JK: Possibility. With what’s been going on between these two, it’s a guarantee, Hoss.

*The bell rings, and they hook up. AmericAnt immediately moves behind Rose, locking him into a bearhug from behind. However, Rose manages to slip his arms under AmericAnt’s arms and tries to pry them off. After a good while, he succeeds. Rose quickly hits AmericAnt with a back elbow. He rushes to the ropes, bounces off of them, and charges at AmericAnt. However, he manages to knock Rose down with a big boot. AmericAnt runs to the adjacent ropes and bounces off of them, going for a running knee drop. But, Rose moves out of the way. AmericAnt hits the mat, and Rose quickly dropkicks him. He then hits AmericAnt with a double axe handle and locks him in an armbar.*

TH: Rose gains the upperhand, but AmericAnt did give him some trouble.

JK: They seem evenly matched. But, I’m sure Riggs will come out here and change that.

TH: True, but I doubt AmericAnt is gonna let that happen.

JK: He will if he’s smart.

TH: It’s not about intelligence, King. He has morals.

JK: Yeah, well, morals and stupidity go hand and hand.

*Rose has the armbar locked on, but AmericAnt manages to get up. He pushes Rose back into the ropes, hits him a few times, and then whips him across the ring. He goes for a clothesline, but Rose ducks it after bouncing off of the opposite ropes. AmericAnt turns around as Rose bounces the ropes and is hit with a running STO, staying on top of him for a pin.*

1..

2…

*AmericAnt kicks out.*

TH: Red Rose surprises AmericAnt but kicks out.

JK: He’s got to be a little more vicious with Rose, or else Rose will outpace him.

*Rose gets up and picks up AmericAnt, punching him a few times. He then pushes AmericAnt back into the ropes and whips him across the ring. Rose runs at him, going for a dropkick. But, AmericAnt holds onto the ropes; and Rose hits the mat. He gets up, but AmericAnt hits him from behind with a running arched big boot. Rose goes down, and AmericAnt goes for the pin.*

1…

2…

*Rose kicks out.*

TH: The Americana Kick, but Rose kicks out of that.

JK: I have to say, this is a pretty good match so far. But, I’d still like it if The Comedian came out.

TH: Why?

JK: I just want to see what he’ll do.

*AmericAnt starts punching Rose. However, Rose punches back. He manages to get himself up, but a swift knee to the gut stops his onslaught of punching. AmericAnt then hits Rose with several good punches. He then puts Rose down with a Bionic Elbow. AmericAnt then moves back into a corner, waiting for Rose to get up. He does, and AmericAnt runs at him with a three point stance clothesline knocking him down. AmericAnt then poses for the crowd as Rose just rolls on the mat and Kerri yells at him to get up.*

TH: AmericAnt hits Rose with the Star Spangled Elbow. And now, he follows it up with the Stars & Stripes.

JK: What is he doing? Just pin him, Ant!

*Rose gets up, but AmericAnt surprises him with a stiff clothesline. Rose goes down again. AmericAnt goes for another running knee drop, hitting it this time. Rose rolls over, and AmericAnt drops an elbow onto the back of his neck. Rose goes down again. AmericAnt then goes to the apron, climbing up to the top rope. He waits for Rose to get up. When he does, AmericAnt jumps off. However, Rose dropkicks him down to the mat. Rose then picks up AmericAnt from behind and hits him with the Richocet.*

JK: See! His showboating cost him.

TH: Too true. And, there is the Purple Rose.

*Rose gets up and picks up AmericAnt, who surprises him with a jawbreaker. Rose bounces up and falls back to the ropes. AmericAnt charges at him, but Rose manages to duck and back body drop him onto the apron. AmericAnt lands on his feet. Rose turns around, and AmericAnt hits him with an elbow smash. He then climbs to the top turnbuckle again. This time, he jumps off and hits Rose with a flying clothesline. He goes for a pin.*

1…

2…

*Rose kicks out.*

TH: And, the Rocket’s Red Glare, but Michael Rose is still there.

JK: You forgot the “bombs bursting in air” part.

*AmericAnt picks up Rose, but Rose surprises him with a lungblower. AmericAnt falls back into the ropes and bounces off of them. Rose catches him with a kick to the gut. He then picks up AmericAnt with an inverted suplex slam, dropping it into a double knee gutbuster.*

TH: Rose Thorn out of nowhere. And, there’s the White Rose.

JK: Man, this back and forth is making for a cool match. But, I still say Riggs should show up.

TH: Again, why?

JK: Like I said, it will make things interesting.

TH: Well, I think this is interesting all on its own.

JK: Yeah, but Riggs could make it more interesting.

*Rose punches AmericAnt a few times and then picks him up. He then pushes AmericAnt into the ropes and tries to whip him across the ring, but AmericAnt reverses it. He charges at Rose with a clothesline, but Rose ducks. He runs to the opposite ropes and bounces off of them, going for a clothesline of his own, but AmericAnt ducks, grabs him, and hits him with an Arn Anderson spinebuster. He goes for a pin.*

1…

2…

*Rose kicks out.*

TH: Vicious spinebuster out of nowhere, but Rose kicks out.

JK: I’m surprised Rose didn’t go for the pin earlier. If he had, then he wouldn’t be on the mat. Just saying.

*AmericAnt picks up Rose but drops him back to the mat with a bodyslam. He locks Rose in a chinlock. He has it locked on tight. However, Rose struggles to get out. After a while, he manages to get himself onto his feet and starts hitting AmericAnt with several back elbows to the gut, causing him to let go. Rose tries to run to the ropes, but AmericAnt grabs him by the shoulders and pulls him down to the mat. AmericAnt then drops an elbow onto Rose. He gets up and drops another. He gets up and goes for a third, but Rose rolls out of the way. AmericAnt hits the mat, and Rose pounces on him, locking him into a hammerlock. He has it locked on tight, but AmericAnt manages to get himself off the mat. He uses his free arm to hit Rose with a few back elbows to the head. This eventually causes Rose to let go. AmericAnt then runs to the ropes and tries for a clothesline, but Rose surprises him with a spinning spinebuster. Rose then goes to a corner and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He jumps off with a corkscrew moonsault, but AmericAnt rolls out of the way.*

TH: Rose misses with the corkscrew moonsault.

JK: He should have pinned him after that spinebuster. Rose just took a needless risk and has paid dearly for it.

*AmericAnt gets up and picks up Rose. He then tries for a suplex, but Rose blocks it. He tries again, but Rose blocks it again. He tries for a third time, but Rose manages counter it. He then surprises AmericAnt with a sitout inverted suplex slam. He quickly rolls AmericAnt over for a pin.*

1…

2…

*AmericAnt kicks out.*

TH: The Orange Rose out of nowhere, but it’s not enough to keep AmericAnt down.

JK: At least he learned from his previous mistake.

*Rose gets up. He’s about to pick up AmericAnt, but he suddenly drops him, turning his attention to the entranceway. Everyone looks over and sees Sorrow coming out in his street clothes. Kerri immediately rushes over to intercept. Rose tries to exit the ring, but the ref stops him, saying that he’ll take care of this.*

TH: Rose picks up… No wait… What’s going on?

JK: Look! It’s Sorrow! About time!

TH: What is the meaning of this?

JK: Something wicked this way comes, Hoss.

*As Sorrow rushes down, Kerri runs up to him, blocking his way to the ring. He starts yelling at her, and she reciprocates. The ref leaves the ring to break them up. Rose really wants to exit the ring. However, before he can, “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs comes running through the crowd. He’s in his street clothes and has an atomizer that says “Weed Killer” on it. He runs into the ring, rushes at Rose, spins him around, and sprays the “Weed Killer” into his face, blinding him.*

TH: Kerri Thompson and Sorrow are yelling, and WHAT THE HELL!?

JK: Yes! It’s The Comedian!

TH: What the hell does he have in his hand?

JK: That’s weed killer, Hoss.

TH: Son of a bitch! He just sprayed Rose in the eyes with that stuff.

*Rose falls to the mat, holding his face. The crowd boos. Riggs is laughing, but AmericAnt suddenly picks him up from behind. He hits Riggs with a German suplex, rolls over, hits him with another, rolls over, and hits him with a third. He then picks up Riggs and hits him with a belly-to-back suplex lift neckbreaker.*

JK: Yes! I knew Riggs would… WHAT THE HELL!?

TH: Yes! AmericAnt isn’t standing for this. He does the right thing and attacks Riggs with the Waves Of Grain.

JK: That idiot! He should have taken the easy win Riggs just handed to him.

TH: He doesn’t want the easy win, especially if it comes like that.

*AmericAnt picks up Riggs, but Riggs surprises him with a blast of his weed killer. However, AmericAnt’s mask has blocked the worst of it. Riggs sprays him again, but it still doesn’t work. So, Riggs tries to hit him with it, but AmericAnt ducks. They both spin around, and AmericAnt wins out with discus boot, knocking Riggs down.*

TH: Oh no! AmericAnt just got sprayed!

JK: Well, it looks like he’s in trouble as well.

TH: Guess again! It had no affect on AmericAnt!

JK: Seriously!? Well, Riggs should have brought bug spray as well.

TH: Riggs tries to hit him with it, but AmericAnt ducks and counters with the Old Glory Boot.

*AmericAnt picks up Riggs and throws him out of the ring. He then throws the “Weed Killer” at him, hitting Riggs right in the face. AmericAnt goes over to check on Rose. However, Rose is still blinded and has no idea who’s grabbing him. Thinking it’s The Comedian, he picks up AmericAnt onto his shoulders and hits him with an F-5.*

TH: Riggs is finally gone. AmericAnt checks on Rose, and what the hell!?

JK: Black Rose out of nowhere! I bet you, Hoss, that Rose thought AmericAnt was Riggs.

TH: I have to agree. He can’t see. He has no idea who that could have been.

JK: I don’t think he even knows what AmericAnt did to Riggs.

*Meanwhile, Kerri and Sorrow are still fighting. The ref tries to pull them apart. Suddenly, Sorrow grabs Kerri. She doesn’t take to kindly to this and kicks him in the crotch. The big man falls to his knees. The ref pulls Kerri off of Sorrow. Then, he yells at Sorrow to leave. He does, seeing that Riggs is gone and thinking he took both men out. Back in the ring, Rose is up and still trying to regain his sight. AmericAnt gets up, still shaken by the Black Rose. Rose eventually gets some of his eyesight back. He looks around for Riggs, even asking the ref, who has no idea what he’s talking about. However, this allows AmericAnt to capitalize. He grabs Rose from behind with an Angle slam, taking him to the mat. AmericAnt then runs to the ropes, rushes at Rose, and hits him with an atomic leg drop. He goes for the pin.*

1…

2…

3! *The bell rings, and AmericAnt’s music plays:

*

MM: Here is your winner, AMERICANT!

TH: The double punch of the American Slam and Leg Drop has put Michael Rose away.

JK: With a big assist from The Comedian.

TH: Too true. This rivalry is really heating up.

JK: And, it sure as hell ain’t ending soon.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Main Event Match should begin tomorrow.

[Jonathan Michaels]

PWShootz.com has reportedly reached an agreement with former FAWA (WWCF) World Champion Jonathan Michaels.

The shoot interview is expected to be released next week, as his former employers begin the build to GookerMania VII.

This should be very interesting as Michaels left the company under less than friendly circumstances.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Michael Muffer: The following Career & Title vs. Career & Control Of The Company contest is our Main Event for the evening and it will be contested under one fall.



MM: Introducing first, from Society's Worst Nightmares, he is the CEO of FAWA at this time.....ANTIHERO!!!

*Antihero comes out in his usual garb and comes in very focused for tonight's contest. Once he gets in the ring, he goes up the turnbuckle and shows his wrist tapes that say "Never Forgive" and "Never Forget". He gets off the turnbuckle afterwards and looks to the ramp, waiting for his opponent.*



MM: And his opponent, from Wiesbaden, Hesse, Germany, weighing in at 265 lbs., he is the current and only 3 time FAWA World Heavyweight Champion......"THE KING COBRA" SETH DRAKIN

*Seth slowly ascends from under the ramp surrounded by a ring of fire, wearing his snake eyes sunglasses and his wrestling gear. The fire stops as he starts to go down the ramp. As he walks down the ramp, he stops at the middle and raises the belt high in the air, fireworks shoot out behind him. Afterwards he enters the ring and raises the belt high in the air again, this time in the CEO's direction. Afterwards, he hands the title to the ref and takes off his sunglasses, ready to fight.

Bell rings as the match begins*


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[BoilerRoomBrawler]

TH: Drakin stands strong after battling Gus Richlen to a draw.

*Drakin and Antihero circle each other as they look for an opening.*

JK: I was legitimately floored at how that match went. I'd say let the best man win but like you said, TH, it was a draw.

TH: Going for the lockup but Antihero's having none of it!

*Antihero darts for the ropes and Drakin pursues him. Antihero stops short and turns around for a spin kick to Drakin.*

TH: A sharp kick to the midsection!

JK: Antihero's using his insectoid grace to outmaneuver Drakin...

*Antihero delivers a low kick to Drakin's knee and then a second one to the other knee.*

TH: He's trying to Grange the champion down by working the knees.

*Antihero throws a straight front kick but Drakin catches it.*

TH: Whoa... whoa... This doesn't look good for the challenger...

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

*Seth Drakin then delivers a dragon screw. He then turns Antihero over and starts stomping on the back. Seth then deadlifts Antihero and delivers a German Suplex and bridges a pin.

1...

2...

Kickout at 2.*

[Hulk With A Mustache]

Drakin quickly pounces on Antihero with a double axe handle. He punches Antihero several times as he picks him up. He pushes him back into the ropes and then whips him across the ring. As Antihero bounces off the ropes, Drakin charges at him with a clothesline. But, Antihero ducks. Drakin turns around as Antihero bounces off the ropes. Antihero suddenly dropkicks Drakin. He goes down but gets back up. However, he gets up right into a roundhouse kick. Drakin falls to his knees. Antihero gets up and quickly hits Drakin with a Yakuza kick. He quickly covers Drakin.

1...

2...

Drakin kicks out.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Anti starts to pull Drakin up, but he suddenly gets rolled into a small package!

1!

2!

Anti kicks out but Drakin is right up to leg drop him!

[Hulk With A Mustache]

Drakin hits him with a few more leg drops. After the last one, he locks Antihero into a cross armbreaker. Drakin has it locked on tight, but Antihero struggles to get out. Suddenly, Antihero manages to roll over, locking Drakin in a pin.

1...

2...

Drakin kicks out, releasing the hold. Both men get up. Drakin charges at Antihero, but he catches him on his shoulders and then hits him with the Detonation Kick (Drop Off of the shoulders into a falling kick to the side of the opponents head). Antihero quickly pins Drakin.

1...

2...

Drakin kicks out again.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

*Antihero picks up Seth Drakin and whips him across the ropes. Antihero goes for a back body drop, but Seth stops and answers with a DDT. Cover

1...

2...

Kickout

Seth is mad and starts delivering punches afterwards, yelling at Antihero to "Give Up".*

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

*Antihero has been now shown as being busted open by Seth's fists. Seth smiles as he sees it and grabs the masked ant so he can deliver an Oklahoma Slam. Seth then throws him on the outside and goes out there. Seth then slams the CEO into the steel steps. Seth rolls back in the ring and tells the ref to count him out.

1...

2...

3...

4...

5...

Antihero starts getting up.

6...

7...

Antihero stands.

8...

9...

And the ant gets back into the ring to break the count. Seth is frustrated and yelling at Antihero, "You don't know when to quit". Seth drags Antihero and locks in the Inquisition.*

[BoilerRoomBrawler]

TH: He's setting his opponent up for The Inquisition!

JK: If Antihero gets caught then he's as good as squished.

*Drakin attempts to lock it in but Antihero slips out between his legs.*

TH: He escaped!

*Drakin is bent over from inertia. Antihero has kipped up and then drop kicks Drakin in his upside down face.*

TH: What a dropkick to the face!

*Drakin flops forward and clutches his face.*

TH: Antihero just might pull this off! He's climbing the turnbuckle!

JK: He's going high risk is what he's doing.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

*Antihero goes for a Big Sting, but Seth gets the knees out. Antihero is in pain.

Seth gets up and has a sadistic smile. Seth then picks up Antihero and flips off the crowd as he locks in the Dragon Sleeper. The crowd is booing as they know what is going to do what happens next.

Back-Cracker!

But Seth won't let go as he picks up Antihero again and it seems Seth does it again as he is hitting Ultra Violence.

He does it again and Antihero may be out in pain. Seth is not done and is ready for the third one, and then the ref calls for the bell.

But Seth hits the third Dragon Sleeper Back-Cracker again. He then goes for a fourth one, but Gus and AmericAnt come out to stop this and chase Seth off. They then go to check on Antihero as Michael Muffer is told the decision.*

MM: Ladies and gentlemen, the ref has stopped the match and has awarded the match to the winner....and Still World Heavyweight Champion, SETH DRAKIN!!!

*The ref raises Seth's hand as he is also handed the belt. Then Seth grabs a microphone.*

Seth: I am still your world champion and now, I have your career and your control of this company. But don't worry you two...I'm not like your dear friend there so next week, I'll be announcing the new person to run this company. But before I go, all I have to say is.

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye.

*Seth continues singing, but the crowd is just booing this. Gus has had enough and goes after Seth, who runs away after seeing Gus coming. Gus goes after him as AmericAnt stays in the ring and asks for some help. EMTs come out and put the now former boss in the stretcher as AA tells his friend that everything is going to be alright.

Meanwhile, Seth Drakin is running into the parking lot and jumps into his limo. The limo starts speeding off as Gus comes in with his friends, but stops as Seth opens the top window and taunts Gus with the belt before going back into the limo and the limo drives off with Gus seething and Shaelin trying to calm him down.*

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

So yeah, that's the end of my first show. PM me if you have any ideas for matches or segments and by Saturday, I should have a card ready.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Alright........I only have one match right now and maybe another one, depends on if I can get someone to write it. I also have a main event segment where Seth reveals who will be the new person in charge and what happens afterwards, which I will be writing.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Alright.....here is the card for the next show.

* Michael Rose vs. "The Comedian" Bobby Riggs
* AmericAnt vs. Sorrow
* Seth Drakin announces the new FAWA Authority Figure

Plus more stuff.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

NiteRaw Week 6

*The bell rings. The Comedian’s music plays:

*

Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, coming down to the ring, being accompanied by Sorrow, at 6 foot 6 inches, and weighing 290 lbs, from Los Angeles, CA: “THE COMEDIAN” BOBBY RIGGS.

*The Comedian and Sorrow come out to the boos of the crowd. Riggs has on his green tights with his signature logo on them and black boots and is holding his signature rubber chicken. Sorrow is wearing his signature mask and all black clothes. They walk down to the ring, The Comedian smiling the whole time and Sorrow not paying any attention to the crowd. The Comedian enters the ring, walks over to a corner, and stands on the second turnbuckle, holding up his rubber chicken. He then throws it to Sorrow who catches it.*

Tim Hoss: Well, this is gonna be great. Despite being rivals, Michael Rose and The Comedian have only wrestled 5 other times before this, and only three of those were one on one.

Jesse King: Really? You’d think they’ve fought as many times Ricky Steamboat and Ric Flair with the way they hate each other.

TH: Well, you know what they say, King, it’s quality not quantity.

JK: True. So true.

Michael Muffer: And, his opponent…

*Michael Rose’s theme plays:

*

Michael Muffer: Coming down the aisle with Kerri Thompson, at 6 foot 4 inches, and weighing 262 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada: MICHAEL ROSE.

*Michael Rose and Kerri Thompson come out to the cheers of the crowd. Rose is wearing yellow short wrestling trunks, yellow elbow and knee pads, and red boots, all with a rose on them. Kerri is wearing her regular non-wrestling attire and has her arm wrapped around Michael’s. And, Rose is holding a rose bouquet. He sniffs it and throws some roses to the crowd. They eventually make it to the ring and slide under the bottom rope. In the ring, Rose makes his way to a corner, stands on the second turnbuckle, sniffs the rose bouquet, and blows a kiss to the crowd. Rose then hands the bouquet to Kerri, and she exits the ring.*

JK: I have to say, I’m really looking forward to this match. It will be nice to see how Rose wrestles Riggs without having to hide behind a mask.

TH: Well, I would like to see how Riggs would wrestle Rose without his bodyguard Sorrow hanging around the ring.

JK: Hey! To be fair, Rose has his girlfriend Kerri Thompson to back him up.

TH: Yeah, but let’s be honest, if things go down, Sorrow will be a lot more effective than Kerri.

JK: Well, that’s a little sexist!

TH: I don’t mean it like that! What I mean is that Sorrow is 6 feet 9 and 305 pounds. He could run over Rose if he wanted to.

JK: Well, you have a point there, Hoss.

*The bell rings. They circle one another and then tie up. However, the Comedian quickly takes Rose down with an arm drag. Rose gets up, and they tie up again. But, this time Riggs puts Rose into a hammerlock. He has it locked on tight, but Rose manages to drags the Comedian to the ropes. The ref counts to 5, but Riggs lets go at 3 and backs off. They circle again, tie up again, and this time Riggs goes behind Rose and wraps his arms around Rose’s stomach in a waist lock. However, Rose breaks it and rolls around into a wristlock. But, Riggs counters with a wristlock of his own and sends Rose to the mat with another arm drag. He then puts Rose into an armbar.*

TH: So far, Riggs has been controlling the pace of the match.

JK: I’m surprised that these two are wrestling so technically so far. I figured that they would just beat the crap out of one another and brawl throughout.

TH: The match is still young, King. Give it time.

*Riggs has the armbar locked on tight, but Rose tries to get out of it by pushing his free arm up into the Comedian’s face. Then, he pulls on Riggs’s hair and then locks him into a headscissors. However, Riggs quickly jumps out of it. They get up. Riggs goes for another arm drag, but Rose pushes him off. The Comedian gets up, and Rose punches him in the head. Riggs falls down but gets up. Rose punches him again. Riggs goes down, and Rose stomps on him a few times.*

TH: Well, it looks like Michael Rose has decided to go with the brawling.

JK: Makes sense. Riggs was out wrestling him. When that happens, you gotta change you game plan.

*Rose stomps him over to the ropes. He then picks up Riggs and whips him across the ring. Rose expects him to bounce off the opposite ropes, but Riggs holds on. He then taunts Rose to come after him. Rose does, but the Comedian ducks and pulls down the ropes, sending Rose flying to the outside. Rose gets up and tries to re-enter the ring, but Riggs charges at him and knocks him off with a forearm smash, sending Rose flying back into the steel guardrail.*

TH: Good, God! Rose just went flying back into that guardrail.

JK: Smart move by the Comedian. That’s gonna weaken Rose a bit and give Riggs a target to attack.

*The ref tries to do a 10 count, but Riggs stops him for some reason. He’s pleading with the ref to just let him come in, but the ref complains that he has a job to do. However, this is all being done as a distraction so that Sorrow can rush over to Rose and slam him back into the guardrail. Kerri rushes over to put a stop to this.*

JK: And, that’s an even smarter move.

TH: I would say that I’m shocked that the Comedian is cheating, but that’s not true.

JK: Hey, Riggs is just doing what he has to do to win.

TH: Well, luckily for Michael Rose, Kerri is moving over to put a stop to this.

*Kerri runs over and gets into Sorrow’s face. Sorrow pretends to be offended, saying he was just trying to help Rose back into the ring, but she ain’t buying it. Meanwhile, the ref sees their argument and yells at them to stop. As this goes on, Riggs rushes to the opposite ropes, bounces off of them, runs across the ring, jumps over the ropes, and lands on Rose with a vaulting plancha.*

TH: Bah, gawd! Riggs just went flying over the ropes, landing on Rose.

JK: He may be big, but he’ll fly like a cruiserweight.

*The ref manages to get Kerri and Sorrow to split up. Meanwhile, Riggs then throws Rose into the ring apron. Rose bounces off of it, and Riggs hits him with an elbow shot to the back. He then throws Rose into the ring and reenters it himself. Rose gets up, and the Comedian grabs him from behind and hits him with a German suplex. He rolls over, picking up Rose, and hits him with another German suplex. Riggs rolls over again and hits Rose with a third German suplex.*

TH: Comedy Comes In Threes as the Comedian shows Michael Rose.

JK: I have a feeling, we’ll be seeing more suplexes from the Comedian soon.

*Sure enough, Riggs picks up Rose and tries for a snap suplex. However, Rose blocks it. Riggs tries again, but Rose blocks it. Riggs tries a third time, but Rose counters with a suplex of his own. Both men get up. Riggs charges at Rose, but he surprises the Comedian with a lungblower.*

TH: The Rose Thorn out of nowhere.

JK: That might put Rose back into this match.

TH: It better, or else Riggs will go after that hurt back of his.

*Rose gets up and grabs the Comedian’s legs, but he pushes Rose off. He falls back as Riggs jumps up. He charges at Rose with a clothesline, but Rose ducks it. They both run to the ropes and bounce off of them, but Rose wins out when he hits Riggs with a running STO. He stays on top or Riggs for a pin.*

1…

2…

*Riggs kicks out.*

TH: And, there’s the Red Rose.

JK: That’s smart on Rose’s part. Bust out his big moves early and try and put Riggs away early.

*Both men get up. Riggs tries for another clothesline, but Rose grabs his arm, rolls around, drops Riggs to the mat, and locks him into a Fujiwara armbar. He has it locked on tight. The Comedian struggles to get out of it. He tries pushing himself and Rose off the mat, but Rose pushes back down. However, this doesn’t deter Riggs. He keeps on trying. Eventually, he manages to move his legs onto his knees for more leverage. This allows him to get himself and Rose up off the mat. Soon, they are both on their feet. But, Rose still has Riggs in the armbar. However, Riggs gives him a few good punches into the side of his right abdomen. But, Rose counters by letting go, rolling around and punch Riggs in the back of the head, knocking him to his knees.*

TH: The Comedian gets out of the Fujiwara armbar, but Rose takes him back to the mat with a good punch to the back of the head.

JK: It’s simple, but effective.

TH: Well, it certainly worked for Rose.

JK: I know. That’s what I just said.

TH: Well, I was emphasizing you point.

*Rose backs into the ropes, bounces off of them, and charges at Riggs. However, the Comedian catches him into an inverted atomic drop, which he follows up with a discus punch.*

JK: Hoss, do you know what makes up every joke?

TH: What, King?

JK: The Setup And The Punchline.

TH: Clever, King.

JK: Get it? Because that’s the name of that move Riggs did.

TH: Yeah, I got it.

*Riggs tries to grab Rose’s legs, but he pushes him off. Both men get up. Riggs walks over to Rose and kicks him in the gut. He then punches him back into a corner. But, Rose punches back. Riggs then starts throwing out chops. But, Rose starts throwing chops of his own. Eventually, he wins out on the chop war and punches and chops Riggs back into the opposite side corner. He gives Riggs a few more chops and then tries to whip him across the ring. However, Riggs reverses and sends him back into the corner. He then runs right at Rose, but he gets his legs up, trying to hit him with a boot. Unfortunately for Rose, Riggs doesn’t fall for this. He drops to the mat and slides out of the ring. He then pulls Rose down to the mat by his legs. Riggs climbs up onto the top turnbuckle as Rose crawls away and jumps off, landing on Rose with a corkscrew moonsault. He then goes for a pin.*

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2…

*Rose kicks out.*

JK: Well, that was No Laughing Matter.

TH: Let me guess, that was the name of that move.

JK: Now you’re getting it!

TH: Will you stop!?

*Riggs gets up and argues with the ref about that. But then, he quickly turns his attention back to Rose. As Rose gets up, Riggs charges at him and hits him with a vicious lariat. Riggs quickly pins Rose again.*

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2…

*Rose kicks out.*

TH: And, that was the Funny Bone from Riggs, but that doesn’t keep Rose down.

JK: I doubt Rose found anything funny about that.

TH: Dear, God. Now, we got two guys who are misguided about being a comedian.

JK: Really? Who’s the other?

TH: I’m sitting next to him.

JK: Oh, ha… ha… I guess we should make that three.

*Riggs gets up and picks up Rose, but Rose surprises him with an elbow smash. Riggs staggers back, and Rose goes for a roundhouse kick. However, Riggs ducks it. As Rose spins around, Riggs gets under him and lifts up, putting Rose onto his shoulders. Riggs then drops back, hitting Rose with an electric chair. The Comedian rolls over Rose, hooking his legs for a pin.*

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2…

*Rose kicks out.*

TH: The Ball Breaker from The Comedian, but it still isn’t enough to put Rose away.

JK: Ball Breaker, eh? *pause* I got nothing.

TH: Thank, God!

*Both men get up. Riggs punches and kicks Rose a little, pushing him into another corner. He slams Rose’s head onto the top turnbuckle. Rose spins around, and Riggs starts kicking him in the gut. He then tries to whip Rose across the ring, but Rose counters. Riggs runs to the corner, jumps up onto the second turnbuckle, and jumps off, trying to hit Rose with a move. But, Rose counters with another lungblower. He quickly pins Riggs.*

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2…

*Riggs kicks out.*

TH: Another Rose Thorn from Michael Rose, but it didn’t end this match.

JK: Just because you get one lucky move in doesn’t mean that you got this match won. Remember that, Hoss!

TH: *sarcastically* Okay, I will.

*Both men take their time getting up, with Kerri and Sorrow cheering their partners on. Rose gets to his feet first and waits for Riggs to get up. The Comedian does, and Rose charges at him. However, Riggs moves out of the way. Rose almost hits the ref, but he stops himself. When he turns around, Riggs grabs Rose’s legs and takes him down to the mat. He tries for a submission, but Rose uses his legs to roll him over into a pin.*

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2…

*Riggs gets is leg onto the bottom rope. The ref sees it and breaks up the pin.*

TH: Rose with the surprise pin, and… Oh, wait. Riggs gets his leg on the rope.

JK: He almost had Riggs, but he was just too close to the ropes.

TH: Astute observation there.

JK: Thank you.

*Rose gets up and drags Riggs to the center of the ring. Suddenly, Riggs tackles Rose to the mat and unleashes a flurry of punches onto Rose. He then gets up and picks up Rose. However, Rose suddenly picks up Riggs onto his shoulders and hits him with an F-5.*

TH: Bah gawd! Black Rose from out of nowhere!

JK: But, he doesn’t have enough energy to pin him, Hoss.

*With both men down on the mat, the ref counts to 10.*

1…

2…

3… *They both star stirring around.*

4…

5… *They both start crawling to the ropes.*

6… *They use the ropes to pull themselves up.*

7… *Both men reach their feet.*

*Rose tries to charge to Riggs, but Sorrow trips him, sending Rose back to the mat. The ref doesn’t see this as Riggs was yelling at Kerri. She almost to a swing at him, but the ref stopped her. Riggs then turns around, runs at Rose, and drops onto with a double axe-handle. He then picks up Rose, whips him into a corner, and starts choking him with his foot.*

TH: Dammit! Sorrow rears his ugly head into this match again.

JK: Hey! If you wanna blame someone, blame Kerri Thompson. She’s the one who distracted the ref.

TH: Only because Riggs provoked her.

JK: So? She still caused the distraction.

*The ref counts to 5, but Riggs stops at four. The ref then reprimands Riggs as Rose moves away from the corner. Riggs then whips Rose across the ring. Riggs goes for a dropkick, but Rose holds onto the opposite ropes instead of bouncing off of them. And, Riggs hits the mat. Rose slowly makes his way to Riggs and picks him up. He then pushes Riggs back into ropes and whips him across the ring. Rose charges at Riggs, but Riggs surprises him with another lariat.*

TH: Another vicious Funny Bone from the Comedian.

JK: Again, I doubt Rose found that funny.

TH: Please don’t recycle you crummy jokes.

JK: Hey! My jokes aren’t crummy!

TH: Well then, let’s agree to disagree.

*Riggs rests on the ropes, allowing Rose enough time to get up. Rose charges at Riggs, but he hits Rose with a drop toe hold, sending onto the second rope. Riggs gets up, runs to the opposite ropes, bounces off of them, and hits Rose with a senton. Both men get up, and Riggs runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and hits Rose with a bulldog. Riggs then runs to the ropes on Rose’s left side, jumps onto them, and jumps off with a moonsault. However, Rose moves out of the way. Riggs manages to land on his feet. Rose then gets up and charges at Riggs, but he counters with another lariat. He goes for the pin.*

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2…

*Rose kicks out.*

TH: Yet another Funny Bone from the Comedian.

JK: You know, I don’t think that move is working as well as Riggs thinks it is.

TH: Well, it hasn’t stopped Rose. That’s for sure.

*Both men slowly get up. Rose rests against the ropes in a corner. The Comedian comes over and starts punching Rose. Riggs tries to whip him into the opposite corner, but Rose counters and throws Riggs into the corner. Rose charges at Riggs, but an elbow to the side of the head sends Rose reeling back. Riggs charges at Rose with another clothesline, but Rose kicks him in the gut. He quickly grabs Riggs and hits him with a sit-out inverted suplex slam. He quickly rolls Riggs over for a pin.*

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2…

*Riggs kicks out.*

TH: The Orange Rose nearly gets the victory.

JK: Nearly being the operative word there.

TH: Well, Rose has had a rough going here. And, he’ll need to do a little more if he wants to win this one.

JK: True. Also, I had no idea there was such a thing as an orange rose.

TH: Well, we here at FAWA strive to be educational as well as entertaining.

*Rose gets up and pulls Riggs up by his hair. He gives him a good elbow shot to the side of the head. He gives Riggs another one, sending him staggering back to the ropes. Rose then whips Riggs across the ring. He goes for a clothesline, but Riggs ducks. He bounces off the ropes, but Rose just grabs him by his head and throws him over the top rope. Riggs manages to grab the top rope and lands on the apron. He charges at Riggs and dropkicks him off the apron, sending him into the guardrail.*

TH: Well, looks like turnabout is fair play.

JK: Those guardrails don’t have any allegiance to anyone. They may have helped Riggs earlier, but they sure as hell didn’t help him now.

*As the ref counts to 10, Rose exits the ring and picks up Riggs. He throws Riggs back into the ring and then climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He waits for Riggs to get up. He does, and Rose hits him with a diving crossbody. However, Riggs rolls it through into a pin.*

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2…

*Rose kicks out.*

TH: The Comedian almost stole that one from Rose.

JK: Big mistake on Rose’s part. He should have just jumped off when Riggs wasn’t ready.

*Both men get up. Riggs kicks Rose in the gut and then runs behind him, going for another bulldog. However, Rose pushes him off. As Riggs hits the ropes, Rose tries to kick him. But, Riggs ducks it. Rose turns around, and Riggs gets up and sweeps him down to the mat. Riggs then tries to lock Rose into a Texas cloverleaf. Rose fights it, but Riggs gets him turned over. Rose crawls to the ropes, but Sorrow pulls the bottom one away. Kerri sees this, rushes over to him, and shoves him away from the ropes.*

JK: What does she think she’s doing?

TH: She was trying to stop Sorrow from pulling the rope away from Rose.

JK: I didn’t see that.

TH: Well, you should get your eyes checked, King.

*As they argue with one another, the ref tries to break it up. Meanwhile, Rose grabs the rope. However, the ref is still distracted and doesn’t see it. Eventually, Kerri sees it and yells at the ref to turn around. He does and forces Riggs to break the hold. He eventually does and then starts punching Rose’s back. He then pushes Rose back into the ropes and goes an Irish whip. But, Rose reverses it. Riggs bounces off the ropes and charges at Rose, who picks up Riggs. He tries for some kind of move, but Riggs struggles to get free. This ends up causing Rose to drop Riggs crotch first onto the top rope.*

TH: Man, that has to hurt! I don’t care where you’re from!

JK: You can say that again, Gorilla.

*Riggs falls to the mat. Rose moves to a corner. Both men take a breather. Eventually, Riggs gets up, still feeling the effects of that rope. Rose then quickly pounces on Riggs, picking him up with belly to back suplex and taking him to the mat with an elbow drop to the stomach.*

TH: Michael Rose hits the Purple Rose on the Comedian.

JK: Kind of despicable of Rose to do that after what happened to Riggs.

TH: Well, if the tables were turned, wouldn’t Riggs have done that to Rose?

JK: Yeah, but Rose should be above that. At least, that’s what he wants these fans to believe.

*Rose gets up and picks up Riggs. Suddenly, Riggs grabs Rose’s leg, picks him up, and drops him throat first onto the top rope with a flapjack. Rose bounces off the rope and lands on the mat. Riggs takes his time getting up and makes his way to Rose. He then climbs up to a corner and jumps off with a 450 splash. He quickly goes for a pin.*

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2…

*Rose grabs the bottom rope. And, the ref breaks up the hold. Riggs gets up, celebrating, thinking he’s won the match.*

TH: Make ‘Em Laugh out of nowhere! And, here comes The Killing Joke!

JK: The Comedian has this match wrapped.

TH: It certainly looks… Wait a minute! Rose grabbed the rope! I don’t believe it!

JK: I don’t either! Why didn’t Riggs pull him to the center of the ring!?

TH: And, the Comedian thinks he has this match won.

*The ref goes over and tells Riggs that Rose grabbed the rope. He doesn’t believe the ref and argues. This allows Rose to recover. Kerri cheers her boyfriend on. Sorrow tries to warn Riggs, but he’s still arguing with the ref. Eventually, Rose gets up. He walks over, spins Riggs around, picks him up onto his shoulders, and hits him with the Go To Sleep.*

TH: Kiss From A Rose! Michael Rose has won it!

JK: No, he hasn’t! He’s too out of it to cover The Comedian.

*Both men are down on the mat. The ref counts to 10.*

1… *Kerri and Sorrow yell at their partners to get up.*

2…

3… *They both star stirring around.*

4…

5… *They both start crawling to their.*

6…

7… *They keep on crawling to their corners.*

8… *Riggs grabs his stuffed chicken from Sorrow, while Rose grabs the rose bouquet from Kerri.*

9… *Both men get up on their feet.*

*The ref stops the count. He doesn’t see that they each have their preferred weapon. Soon, they around and charge at one another. Riggs hits Rose with the chicken just as Rose hits him with the bouquet. Flowers go flying everywhere, revealing the lead pipe. Both men hit the mat. The ref calls for the bell.*

TH: I don’t believe it! They just knocked each other out!

JK: Don’t tell me this is gonna end in a double DQ!

MM: The ref has informed me that both men have been disqualified.

*The crowd boos as this decision. Sorrow and Kerri enter the ring to check on their partners. Suddenly, Sorrow starts yelling at Kerri. She yells back. Then, Sorrow suddenly pushes Kerri to the mat with his foot. Kerri doesn’t like this. So, she grabs the lead pipe from Rose’s hand, jumps onto Sorrow’s back, and chokes him with it.*

TH: Looks like the action ain’t over yet!

JK: She’s choking Sorrow with the lead pipe! How horrible!

TH: Well, he started it.

JK: That doesn’t mean she has to finish it!

*As Kerri chokes Sorrow, the Comedian starts stirring around. He gets up as Sorrow falls to one knee. He sees this, rushes over, grabs Kerri by her hair and slams her to the mat.*

JK: Thank God! The Comedian to the rescue!

TH: This doesn’t look good for Kerri Thompson!

JK: Well, she should have thought about that before she attacked Sorrow.

*Riggs checks on Sorrow. He seems okay. Then, they turn their sights to Kerri. They walk over to her. Riggs takes the pipe from her as Sorrow picks her up. It looks like Sorrow is gonna hold her so that Riggs can hit her with the pipe. The ref tries to stop it, but Sorrow just throws him down to the mat. She struggles to break free, but it isn’t working. The Comedian taunts her as he is about to hit her with the pipe. However, as this has gone on, Rose has been regaining consciousness as well. He sees what is about to happen and stops it with a low blow to Riggs from behind. He falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring in pain.*

TH: Good Gawd! Someone put a stop to this!

JK: I doubt that’s gonna happen!

TH: Now, she doesn’t deserve this!

JK: Actually, I think she… What the hell!?

TH: Thank God! Michael Rose has gotten up and low blowed The Comedian!

*As Riggs falls to the mat, Sorrow throws Kerri down. He quickly rushes over to Rose, but Rose suddenly grabs the pipe from the Comedian and hits Sorrow in the gut with it. He doubles over. Then, Rose grabs Sorrow and puts onto his shoulders. Amazingly, he lifts the big guy onto his shoulders, looking like he’s going to go for the Kiss From A Rose. However, he’s too weak from the match and falls to his knees.*

JK: Here comes Sorrow!

TH: Hold on! Rose grabs the pipe and hits him with it. And now… Oh, you gotta be kidding me!

JK: He’s going for the Kiss From A Rose!

TH: I’ll be damned if he hits this!

JK: Actually, you won’t, Hoss. He just fell to his knees.

TH: Rose is too weak from the match to hit it.

*Sorrow then stands up. He looks like he’s about to do something bad to Rose. However, he doesn’t see Kerri grab the lead pipe from Rose. She gets up, runs to the ropes behind Sorrow, bounces off of them, jumps up, and hits him in the back of the head with the pipe. This sends Sorrow flying to the ropes and over onto the apron. Kerri gets up, runs to the ropes again, bounces off of them, charges at Sorrow, and hits him again with the pipe, knocking him off the apron.*

JK: This doesn’t look good for Rose.

TH: No, it… Wait a minute! Kerri Thompson just knocked Sorrow into the ropes with a shot from the lead pipe!

JK: I don’t believe that!

TH: And now, she just knocked him off the apron! Bah gawd what a sight!

*Kerri dares him to get back into the ring, but Sorrow goes over to the Comedian and grabs him. They soon make their way to the back. Kerri then checks on Rose and helps him up. They soon exit the ring, going after Riggs and Sorrow.*

JK: Well, that didn’t settle anything.

TH: No, it looks like this rivalry between Rose and Riggs is far from over.