Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2014 14:23:53 GMT -5
Late. Vacation stuff. Finally getting this up. Funeral for a Fiend takes the crown for the B.E.E. for Season 19, and getting into the HD era with this season.
Sex, Pies, and Idiot Scrapes
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After Homer is punished for brawling on St. Patrick's Day, he meets a bounty hunter when he gets his bail bond. Intrigued, he decides to try his hand at the profession - but is saved by Flanders when it doesn't go quite to plan. Together, they form an unlikely bounty-hunting duo, but when Homer's attitude gets the better of him, Flanders is less than impressed. Meanwhile, Marge unwittingly starts working at an erotic bakery.
Lost Verizon
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While trying to earn money at the country club, Bart acquires Denis Leary's cell phone after Leary angrily chucks it away. Bart keeps Denis Leary's phone and makes prank calls pretending to be Leary and when Marge finds out what Bart is doing she contacts Leary. Denis says Bart might as well keep the phone, but he advises her to activate the GPS system in the phone so she can track Bart's every move.
Double, Double, Boy in Trouble
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Double,_Double,_Boy_in_Trouble
Bart meets his doppelganger, Simon Woosterfield, a member of the richest family in Springfield and the two decide to switch places. Simon adjusts nicely to his new digs at the Simpson home, while Bart discovers that his new siblings are plotting his death so they can have his inheritance.
Treehouse of Horror XIX
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XIX
"Untitled Robot Parody" - A war between 2 robot factions breaksout in Springfield during the holidays. "How to Get Ahead in Dead-Vertising" - Homer is hired to kill celebrities so their image can be used in commercials.
"It's the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse" - Milhouse brings a giant pumpkin to life, which vows revenge on the humans for the slughter of his kind on Halloween.
Dangerous Curves
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Dangerous_Curves
The Simpson clan takes a road trip to a cabin in the woods that Homer and Marge once vacationed at 20 years ago. In a series of flashbacks Homer and Marge reflect on some history from their courtship and Bart and Lisa recall some pleasant memories from their very early days.
Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words
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Lisa discovers she has an impressive knack for solving crossword puzzles and she enters in a city-wide crossword tournament. Feelings are hurt though when Homer bets against Lisa in the championship match.
Mypods and Boomsticks
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Mypods_and_Boomsticks
Bart befriends Bashir bin Laden, a Muslim boy who's new at school, and invites him and his parents over for dinner. Unfortunately Homer's paranoia gets the better of him and he ends up offending Bashir and his parents. Homer goes over to the bin Laden home to apologize, but his paranoia strikes again when he sees Bashir's father with sticks of TNT and thinks he's going to blow up Springfield Mall. Meanwhile, Lisa gets a Mapple MyPod - and a bill for over 1200 downloaded songs at 99 cents each.
The Burns and the Bees
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Burns_and_the_Bees
When Mr. Burns wins a professional basketball team in a poker game, he decides to build a new sports arena in Springfield for them - on the site where Lisa is trying to keep Springfield's bee population from dying out; Homer tries to solve the problem by mating the bees - with "killer" Africanized bees.
Lisa the Drama Queen
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Lisa_the_Drama_Queen
Lisa and a new friend create the fantasy world of Equalia together, but Lisa is a little worried when her friend treats Equalia as a real place to escape the problems of the real world.
Take My Life, Please
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Take_My_Life,_Please
Vance Connor is inducted into the Springfield wall of fame, and Homer recalls how he ran against Vance for school president. After discovering that the real ballot box was hidden, Homer searches for it and finds it - only to discover that he should have won. The family go to Luigi's restaurant, and meet a man who can tell people's fates by stirring tomato sauce, and Homer sees what his life would've been like had he been class president.
How the Test Was Won
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/How_the_Test_Was_Won
A national achievement test has Springfield Elementary School in an uproar. Bart and the school's other underachievers are sent on a trip to Capital City so they don't bring down the school's score, while Lisa, rattled by her score of "only" 96 percent on a practice test, has trouble with the real thing. Meanwhile, Homer forgets to send in an insurance payment on time and has to prevent anybody from getting hurt in his house.
No Loan Again, Naturally
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/No_Loan_Again,_Naturally
When the adjustable rate on Homer and Marge's mortgage resets at more than they can afford, they must put their home up for sale. Good Samaritan Ned Flanders buys the house and rents it out to them at an affordable rate. But Homer pushes his luck too far when he takes advantage of Ned's generous land lording duties.
Gone Maggie Gone
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Lisa infiltrates a convent in order to steal back Maggie who was accidentally taken in by nuns. While in the convent, Lisa uncovers a series of cryptic clues leading to a hidden jewel in Springfield. With help from resident history buffs Principal Skinner and Comic Book Guy, Lisa sets off to find the coveted prize. But Springfield's Freemasons are also hot on the trail of the jewel, and Lisa must race against them to find the jewel and rescue Maggie.
In the Name of the Grandfather
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/In_the_Name_of_the_Grandfather
The Simpsons travel to Ireland so that Grandpa can have a final drink at O'Flanagan's Pub, an old watering hole of his. But when the small town of Dunkilderry isn't quite what Grampa remembers it as and O'Flanagans has become a rundown, empty pub, he and Homer decide to buy it and fix it up.
Wedding for Disaster
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Wedding_for_Disaster
It turns out that Reverend Lovejoy didn't have a valid license to perform weddings when he presided over Homer and Marge's wedding (he had re-married them after their divorce in "A Milhouse Divided"), so they have to get married again, but just when the wedding is about to start, Homer disappears, and the only clue is a key attached to a keychain marked "SB"...but is it Sideshow Bob?
Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Eeny_Teeny_Maya,_Moe
Moe develops an Internet relationship with a beautiful woman named Maya. When the two agree to meet face to face, Moe is shocked to discover that Maya is three feet tall. Meanwhile, Marge wants Homer to spend more time with Maggie. Homer obliges and finds himself in luck when he discovers a day care right next to Moe's Tavern.
The Good, the Sad and the Drugly
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Good,_the_Sad_and_the_Drugly
When Milhouse gets suspended for a prank he played, Bart promises to visit him every day. However, he meets a girl named Jenny, and starts a relationship with her. Meanwhile, Lisa does a report on Springfield's future, and is sad, so Marge gets Lisa to take a happy pill, but she stops.
Father Knows Worst
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When Homer realizes that Bart's underachievements aren't going to be helped any by Lisa's unpopularity, he tries "helicopter parenting" - that is, he hovers over them constantly; meanwhile, Marge is too busy relaxing in the mysterious new basement sauna she just happened to find in the basement to care.
Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-(Annoying Grunt)
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When Marge discovers the poor teaching conditions at Springfield Elementary, she gets Homer to rent an apartment in the Waverly Hills area so Bart and Lisa can attend school there, but Lisa's lack of knowledge about singer Alaska Nebraska makes her as unpopular as ever, until Bart spreads a rumor that Lisa and Alaska are best friends - which comes back to haunt Lisa when her new friends want backstage passes to her upcoming concert; Homer has to stay in his shabby apartment until the city's inspector pays a surprise visit to make sure they actually live in the area, but he gets to like it - until he invites Marge to move in with him.
Four Great Women and a Manicure
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Four_Great_Women_and_a_Manicure
A "quad-rilogy" episode featuring Simpsonized versions of history and popular cinema and literature. Selma stars as Queen Elizabeth I, Lisa stars as Snow White in a parody of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Marge stars in Lady Macbeth in a Macbeth parody, and Maggie stars as the Howard Roark character in a spoof of The Fountainhead.
Coming to Homerica
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Coming_to_Homerica
Ogdenville's economy takes a tumble after tainted barley is discovered in Krusty's veggie burgers and the unemployed of Ogdenville flock to Springfield. When Mayor Quimby closes off the town's borders and enlists private citizens to help patrol them, Homer puts together a border patrol group.
Voting ends on the 26th, Midnight EDT.
Sex, Pies, and Idiot Scrapes
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Sex,_Pies,_and_Idiot_Scrapes
After Homer is punished for brawling on St. Patrick's Day, he meets a bounty hunter when he gets his bail bond. Intrigued, he decides to try his hand at the profession - but is saved by Flanders when it doesn't go quite to plan. Together, they form an unlikely bounty-hunting duo, but when Homer's attitude gets the better of him, Flanders is less than impressed. Meanwhile, Marge unwittingly starts working at an erotic bakery.
Lost Verizon
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Lost_Verizon
While trying to earn money at the country club, Bart acquires Denis Leary's cell phone after Leary angrily chucks it away. Bart keeps Denis Leary's phone and makes prank calls pretending to be Leary and when Marge finds out what Bart is doing she contacts Leary. Denis says Bart might as well keep the phone, but he advises her to activate the GPS system in the phone so she can track Bart's every move.
Double, Double, Boy in Trouble
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Double,_Double,_Boy_in_Trouble
Bart meets his doppelganger, Simon Woosterfield, a member of the richest family in Springfield and the two decide to switch places. Simon adjusts nicely to his new digs at the Simpson home, while Bart discovers that his new siblings are plotting his death so they can have his inheritance.
Treehouse of Horror XIX
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XIX
"Untitled Robot Parody" - A war between 2 robot factions breaksout in Springfield during the holidays. "How to Get Ahead in Dead-Vertising" - Homer is hired to kill celebrities so their image can be used in commercials.
"It's the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse" - Milhouse brings a giant pumpkin to life, which vows revenge on the humans for the slughter of his kind on Halloween.
Dangerous Curves
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Dangerous_Curves
The Simpson clan takes a road trip to a cabin in the woods that Homer and Marge once vacationed at 20 years ago. In a series of flashbacks Homer and Marge reflect on some history from their courtship and Bart and Lisa recall some pleasant memories from their very early days.
Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Homer_and_Lisa_Exchange_Cross_Words
Lisa discovers she has an impressive knack for solving crossword puzzles and she enters in a city-wide crossword tournament. Feelings are hurt though when Homer bets against Lisa in the championship match.
Mypods and Boomsticks
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Mypods_and_Boomsticks
Bart befriends Bashir bin Laden, a Muslim boy who's new at school, and invites him and his parents over for dinner. Unfortunately Homer's paranoia gets the better of him and he ends up offending Bashir and his parents. Homer goes over to the bin Laden home to apologize, but his paranoia strikes again when he sees Bashir's father with sticks of TNT and thinks he's going to blow up Springfield Mall. Meanwhile, Lisa gets a Mapple MyPod - and a bill for over 1200 downloaded songs at 99 cents each.
The Burns and the Bees
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Burns_and_the_Bees
When Mr. Burns wins a professional basketball team in a poker game, he decides to build a new sports arena in Springfield for them - on the site where Lisa is trying to keep Springfield's bee population from dying out; Homer tries to solve the problem by mating the bees - with "killer" Africanized bees.
Lisa the Drama Queen
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Lisa_the_Drama_Queen
Lisa and a new friend create the fantasy world of Equalia together, but Lisa is a little worried when her friend treats Equalia as a real place to escape the problems of the real world.
Take My Life, Please
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Take_My_Life,_Please
Vance Connor is inducted into the Springfield wall of fame, and Homer recalls how he ran against Vance for school president. After discovering that the real ballot box was hidden, Homer searches for it and finds it - only to discover that he should have won. The family go to Luigi's restaurant, and meet a man who can tell people's fates by stirring tomato sauce, and Homer sees what his life would've been like had he been class president.
How the Test Was Won
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/How_the_Test_Was_Won
A national achievement test has Springfield Elementary School in an uproar. Bart and the school's other underachievers are sent on a trip to Capital City so they don't bring down the school's score, while Lisa, rattled by her score of "only" 96 percent on a practice test, has trouble with the real thing. Meanwhile, Homer forgets to send in an insurance payment on time and has to prevent anybody from getting hurt in his house.
No Loan Again, Naturally
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/No_Loan_Again,_Naturally
When the adjustable rate on Homer and Marge's mortgage resets at more than they can afford, they must put their home up for sale. Good Samaritan Ned Flanders buys the house and rents it out to them at an affordable rate. But Homer pushes his luck too far when he takes advantage of Ned's generous land lording duties.
Gone Maggie Gone
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Gone_Maggie_Gone
Lisa infiltrates a convent in order to steal back Maggie who was accidentally taken in by nuns. While in the convent, Lisa uncovers a series of cryptic clues leading to a hidden jewel in Springfield. With help from resident history buffs Principal Skinner and Comic Book Guy, Lisa sets off to find the coveted prize. But Springfield's Freemasons are also hot on the trail of the jewel, and Lisa must race against them to find the jewel and rescue Maggie.
In the Name of the Grandfather
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/In_the_Name_of_the_Grandfather
The Simpsons travel to Ireland so that Grandpa can have a final drink at O'Flanagan's Pub, an old watering hole of his. But when the small town of Dunkilderry isn't quite what Grampa remembers it as and O'Flanagans has become a rundown, empty pub, he and Homer decide to buy it and fix it up.
Wedding for Disaster
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Wedding_for_Disaster
It turns out that Reverend Lovejoy didn't have a valid license to perform weddings when he presided over Homer and Marge's wedding (he had re-married them after their divorce in "A Milhouse Divided"), so they have to get married again, but just when the wedding is about to start, Homer disappears, and the only clue is a key attached to a keychain marked "SB"...but is it Sideshow Bob?
Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Eeny_Teeny_Maya,_Moe
Moe develops an Internet relationship with a beautiful woman named Maya. When the two agree to meet face to face, Moe is shocked to discover that Maya is three feet tall. Meanwhile, Marge wants Homer to spend more time with Maggie. Homer obliges and finds himself in luck when he discovers a day care right next to Moe's Tavern.
The Good, the Sad and the Drugly
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Good,_the_Sad_and_the_Drugly
When Milhouse gets suspended for a prank he played, Bart promises to visit him every day. However, he meets a girl named Jenny, and starts a relationship with her. Meanwhile, Lisa does a report on Springfield's future, and is sad, so Marge gets Lisa to take a happy pill, but she stops.
Father Knows Worst
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Father_Knows_Worst
When Homer realizes that Bart's underachievements aren't going to be helped any by Lisa's unpopularity, he tries "helicopter parenting" - that is, he hovers over them constantly; meanwhile, Marge is too busy relaxing in the mysterious new basement sauna she just happened to find in the basement to care.
Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-(Annoying Grunt)
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Waverly_Hills_9-0-2-1-D%27oh
When Marge discovers the poor teaching conditions at Springfield Elementary, she gets Homer to rent an apartment in the Waverly Hills area so Bart and Lisa can attend school there, but Lisa's lack of knowledge about singer Alaska Nebraska makes her as unpopular as ever, until Bart spreads a rumor that Lisa and Alaska are best friends - which comes back to haunt Lisa when her new friends want backstage passes to her upcoming concert; Homer has to stay in his shabby apartment until the city's inspector pays a surprise visit to make sure they actually live in the area, but he gets to like it - until he invites Marge to move in with him.
Four Great Women and a Manicure
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Four_Great_Women_and_a_Manicure
A "quad-rilogy" episode featuring Simpsonized versions of history and popular cinema and literature. Selma stars as Queen Elizabeth I, Lisa stars as Snow White in a parody of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Marge stars in Lady Macbeth in a Macbeth parody, and Maggie stars as the Howard Roark character in a spoof of The Fountainhead.
Coming to Homerica
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Coming_to_Homerica
Ogdenville's economy takes a tumble after tainted barley is discovered in Krusty's veggie burgers and the unemployed of Ogdenville flock to Springfield. When Mayor Quimby closes off the town's borders and enlists private citizens to help patrol them, Homer puts together a border patrol group.
Voting ends on the 26th, Midnight EDT.