Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Jun 12, 2006 9:48:45 GMT -5
To the master of the one liners; this posts for you.
"Am I getting old, Al?" "How would I know, I never look at you"
"Feed me or feed me to something. I just wanna be a part of the food chain"
"Women! You can't live with'em...the end"
"Al, You realise tampering with your kids dental records is against the law" "So is dressing up a chicken and calling it your wife"
"Damn bird kept me up all night" "What's it's secret?" "It still looks like it did in high school"
"Oh, Al, the locals thinks I'm sexy" "Yeah, I'd find you sexy too if I had whisky for breakfast"
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 12, 2006 10:02:35 GMT -5
"A fat woman Godzilla'ed her way into the shoe store today...."
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jun 12, 2006 10:05:27 GMT -5
"A fat woman clip-clopped her way into the shoe store today. She asked for something that would make her look less fat. I said 'Try Wyoming!'"
"And thou shalt have socks, attacheth to yon shoe!"
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 12, 2006 10:06:22 GMT -5
I actually did an Al Bundy monologe as one of my final exams in my high school drama class....I'm trying to find it now. Its a promo he cut on his old elementary school libriaian when she called him a loser
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Post by RealDoubleJ on Jun 12, 2006 10:10:37 GMT -5
9 SACRED COMMANDMENTS
1. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays." 2. It is wrong to be French. 3. It's okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder. 4. Lawyers: see rule three. 5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes. 6. Everyone should car pool except me. 7. Bring back the word "stewardesses". 8. Synchronized Swimming is not a sport. 9. Mudwrestling is a sport.
;D
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Post by jdm24 on Jun 12, 2006 10:26:37 GMT -5
At first glance I thought this was a Ted Bundy thread. I'm so glad that I'm incorrect.
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Post by JordynKaiyseee on Jun 12, 2006 19:31:13 GMT -5
Al Bundy is my hero.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jun 12, 2006 19:36:49 GMT -5
Old Mcbundy had a farm. B-U-N-D-Y! And on his farm there was no wife. B-U-N-D-Y! No wife here, No Kids there, Hooker coming over on friday night. Big luscious Hooters, and a pizza and a beer there. Old Mcbundy had a farm. B-U-N-D-Y!
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kunswwfmark
Hank Scorpio
Nobody beats Mr. Perfect. Nobody!
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Post by kunswwfmark on Jun 12, 2006 19:37:47 GMT -5
What a great show.
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Post by 2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer on Jun 12, 2006 19:49:36 GMT -5
I actually did an Al Bundy monologe as one of my final exams in my high school drama class....I'm trying to find it now. Its a promo he cut on his old elementary school libriaian when she called him a loser You gotta find that man, that was one of my favorite parts of any show. I wish I remembered what he said, but it was great.
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Doomrider
Hank Scorpio
I wanna bang Marla.
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Post by Doomrider on Jun 12, 2006 19:57:27 GMT -5
Old Mcbundy had a farm. B-U-N-D-Y! And on his farm there was no wife. B-U-N-D-Y! No wife here, No Kids there, Hooker coming over on friday night. Big luscious Hooters, and a pizza and a beer there. Old Mcbundy had a farm. B-U-N-D-Y! That's mine, too.
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Post by RoloSolo IV on Jun 12, 2006 20:09:52 GMT -5
I still have my NO-MA'AM t-shirt.
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Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
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Post by Ken Ivory on Jun 13, 2006 5:51:07 GMT -5
Fat Woman: How dare you say that too my face? Al: Well I'd say it behind your back but my car only has a half tank of gas!
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jun 13, 2006 6:19:20 GMT -5
....let's rock. (cue "Bad to the Bone" song)
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B.A.
Grimlock
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Post by B.A. on Jun 13, 2006 6:52:51 GMT -5
I still have my NO-MA'AM t-shirt. you sir are a god. The National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood is indeed a true men's club.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Jun 13, 2006 8:54:57 GMT -5
I once e-mailed E.E. Bell, who played Bob Rooney. He has a website where he sells official NO MA'AM shirts.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jun 13, 2006 8:56:38 GMT -5
I once e-mailed E.E. Bell, who played Bob Rooney. He has a website where he sells official NO MA'AM shirts. Post the link!
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amaron
Samurai Cop
I yam what I yam.
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Post by amaron on Jun 13, 2006 10:23:07 GMT -5
[Al to Mrs. De Groot] So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would, I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman, and I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be, are still out there, being what we don't wanna be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun to my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!
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Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
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Post by Ken Ivory on Jun 13, 2006 10:42:10 GMT -5
[Al to Mrs. De Groot] So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would, I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman, and I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be, are still out there, being what we don't wanna be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun to my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner! Fan-f***1n'-tastic quote
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wrasslinmachine
Don Corleone
Savagely protecting the innocent since 1987.
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Post by wrasslinmachine on Jun 13, 2006 10:46:25 GMT -5
"Some people live with their disappointments...I have to sleep with mine."
I love this show I got all 4 seasons that came out on DVD...anyone know when season 5 coming out?
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