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Post by hossfan on Sept 27, 2014 18:41:21 GMT -5
Cena is the worst Ally I've seen in the last decade. If you are close to him, he'll rarely help you unless it leads to him getting something he wants. Additionally, you'll get killed as Cena's enemies will target you to get into his head. Oh, and he'll steal your girl. Cena will also give up his World Title shot so you can have a chance to compete for the United States Title (after you failed the last time to win the opportunity for yourself). Then, since the qualifying match is no DQ, he'll come out and essentially win the match for you. Zack should have been Cena's girlfriend after all that. |
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Post by Dub H on Sept 27, 2014 21:00:51 GMT -5
Kofi is crap at Run-Ins,worst ally.
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Post by Vampiro138 on Sept 27, 2014 21:07:26 GMT -5
Brock is like the best friend ever, anytime there is trouble with Paul, Brock will show up to defend his friend, its actually quite adorable really, Brock always has Heymans back.
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Post by chazzbusby on Sept 27, 2014 21:32:41 GMT -5
Cena pops up to interrupt when you speak and more often than not he's such a dick that he ends up starting a fight and getting you beat up.
However if you're already being beaten up he's not so keen to jump out on stage and steal the thunder.
His friendship with Mysterio is so special, so important, that upon seeing a battered and beaten Mysterio barely lift his arm to celebrate winning the WWE title, his first thought was to cash in his briefcase and kick Mysterio while he was down. The very same briefcase that Del Rio cashed in before him, an act that Cena was outraged at and would never do.
Business aside, on a personal level, Cena can and will steal your sweetheart from you at a point in your life where you're facing worrying back injuries and the prospect of a life in a wheelchair. He will then humiliate your sweetheart because he doesn't really want them and become angry that you are offended by that. Cena will not help you if you happen to be pushed off a stage in a wheelchair and nearly break your back.
So yeah. Cena is the worst.
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Sept 27, 2014 21:38:18 GMT -5
Bad News Brown is THE worst partner ever.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 27, 2014 23:11:12 GMT -5
Miz. The temptation to turn him on would just be too much.
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Post by g1megatronfan on Sept 28, 2014 9:16:24 GMT -5
Cena is a shitty friend. Stealing Ryder's girl and then making her cry in the ring...never helping out others who help him...etc. Remind me why I should like him? There is not one damn thing that's admirable about him. It's sad when even the heels care more about their pals than the #1 good guy does.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Sept 28, 2014 9:27:18 GMT -5
Kofi Kingston seemingly isn't that useful, wasn't he the ONLY one to take an offensive move from the Shield that night the entire babyface roster came out to stop them?
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Post by lionheart21 on Sept 28, 2014 15:09:39 GMT -5
Sting's worst ally=everyone he's ever allied himself with
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Sept 28, 2014 18:25:02 GMT -5
Brock is like the best friend ever, anytime there is trouble with Paul, Brock will show up to defend his friend, its actually quite adorable really, Brock always has Heymans back. Yup. Gotta be Brock. No question. Face, heel, WWE, UFC, or anywhere else, Brock will do everything in his power to take care of his friends and family...and utterly DESTROY those who'd seek to do them harm. See: Punk, CM Mir, Frank Taker, Under HH,H |
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Post by Talent Name on Sept 28, 2014 18:32:01 GMT -5
You can't really trust Batista
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Post by chazzbusby on Sept 28, 2014 18:33:40 GMT -5
Brock seems like the kinda guy who would drop everything, literally out of his hands to the floor to save Paul.
Like if Paul Heyman was the world trade centres and Brock Lesnar was reading my pet goat to a load of kids, Brock would have been out of his chair and doing his little dance before the guy had even finished telling him that Heyman was under attack.
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Post by chazzbusby on Sept 28, 2014 18:35:06 GMT -5
You can't really trust Batista Correct. He'll change his colours in a heartbeat. |
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Post by PTBartman on Sept 28, 2014 19:02:35 GMT -5
You can't really trust Batista Correct. He'll change his colours in a heartbeat. My favorite though was the run-in where he swtops at the top of the ramp to do his machine guns etc. while his buddy Rey was getting the crap beat out of him. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2014 22:46:33 GMT -5
Kofi is the worst.
He'll try to help but just completely gets his ass kicked trying. It makes you look bad having him for a friend.
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 28, 2014 22:51:32 GMT -5
Robocop was a pretty good ally.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Sept 29, 2014 2:26:15 GMT -5
3MB were good at watching each other'sbacks. Ok, they got ttheir ass kickef but the thought was there.
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 29, 2014 2:34:46 GMT -5
I wouldn't want anybody from the WWE in my corner. Half the time they only seem to show up to save you when they have a storyline reason. The rest of the time you're pretty much screwed if you get assaulted. Who would want a bunch of fickle friends like that who only save you when it's convenient? That's kind of a wrestling issue in general. The entire Main Event Mafia in TNA made zero sense due to that. Given many of the members were much older than a lot of the roster, yet somehow would corner people and beat them up, wouldn't it stand to reason that if those held down put even the slightest effort in teaming, they'd be laying Angle, Steiner, Booker, etc on their asses weekly? Nope, somehow, if people did show up, it'd be after the damage was done. If you're outrun by Steiner, it's time to hang up your boots. |
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Post by MrElijah on Sept 29, 2014 10:28:57 GMT -5
Bad News Brown is THE worst partner ever. Who walks out in their teammates twice? |
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Post by trollrogue on Sept 29, 2014 23:04:59 GMT -5
I would never trust Marty Janetty; not when he'll cowardly abandon me via diving through windows. Yeahhhh I would never eveeeer trust HBK to watch my back. Sooner or later all of his buddies/faction members will get a surprise Sweet Chin Music from out of nowhere. I'd be paranoid whenever Shawn bends down for whatever reason, and develop a nervous tick from all the flinching. That reminds me. I really wish Daniel Bryan and HBK had an impromptu match when it was Bryan's turn to get his kickindaface. #DreamMatch |
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