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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Nov 5, 2014 22:15:41 GMT -5
One of these days Alice. Bang zoom right to the moon! - Ralph Kramden
It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear. - Norm Peterson
Missed it by that much. - Maxwell Smart
And of course the dirtiest line ever said on prime time network t.v.
Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night. - June Clever
Edit for spelling.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Nov 5, 2014 22:40:57 GMT -5
- "Mind if I join you?"
- "On many levels and with great intensity."
- "Don't go making more of this than it is. I'm not one of the doey-eyed girls of Angel Investigations. Don't be thinking about me when I'm gone."
- "I wasn't thinking about you when you were here."
- "I can't do this anymore."
- "Yeah, yeah, I heard that a million times, cowboy. We both know how this song ends: you, me, broken furniture..."
"Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get grey. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but grey."
The tryst of Lilah and Wesley produced some awesome stuff.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2014 22:46:02 GMT -5
Your illiteracy has screwed us again, Charlie!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2014 23:21:14 GMT -5
Please Wesley, why can't I stay?
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Nov 6, 2014 0:07:32 GMT -5
Please Wesley, why can't I stay? f*** dude, don't. I cry like a baby every time. |
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Nov 6, 2014 0:10:19 GMT -5
Come the f*** in or f*** the f*** off.
How are the maintenance payments going on your bastard?
f*** you all up the wrong-un. Ta-ta. Bye bye.
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Nov 6, 2014 0:38:25 GMT -5
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." - George Costanza
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 6, 2014 0:47:08 GMT -5
"Thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard!"
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Post by bibboid on Nov 6, 2014 1:43:09 GMT -5
Up your nose with a rubber hose! - Vinny Barbarino
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Nov 6, 2014 1:51:31 GMT -5
"I've got good news, that gum you like is going to come back in style."
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Tiiulicious
Bubba Ho-Tep
Not much upstairs, but what a staircase! :)
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Post by Tiiulicious on Nov 6, 2014 4:28:53 GMT -5
Blanche, have you heard of the latest ad campaigns? "Join the navy, see the world... and sleep with Blanche Devereaux"? "Join the army, be all you can be... and sleep with Blanche Devereaux"? "The marines are looking for a few good men who have *not* slept with Blanche Devereaux"!
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Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 6, 2014 8:50:18 GMT -5
"Shall I serve this brandy after dinner, Mrs. Channing?"
"Why wait, just pour it on her now. And light it."
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Nov 6, 2014 8:59:48 GMT -5
- "My first girlfriend turned into the moon."
- "That's rough, buddy."
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Nov 6, 2014 9:06:50 GMT -5
"I'm a doctor, Mark, and nothing gets in the way of that....*NOTHING*." -Dr Ross
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 10:06:13 GMT -5
Huh, I wasn't aware televisions could talk. You learn something new everyday, I suppose.  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 10:16:54 GMT -5
Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.
Well, goodnight
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Nov 6, 2014 11:59:00 GMT -5
"Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition!"
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Nov 6, 2014 17:28:06 GMT -5
"Hey, are you Al Bundy?"
"Yes I am, hold the applause."
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Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 8, 2014 9:43:18 GMT -5
"May I ask what you're doing?"
"What does it look like, I'm writing a check."
"I have told you before I cannot be bought."
"Oh don't be silly, this isn't for you. This is for the man who's going to run against you for the D.A. next year...do you think this is too garish a sum?"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2014 10:33:01 GMT -5
"As God as my witness...I thought turkeys could fly." (WKRP In Cincinnati classic.) I have to mention the episode a drunk Archie is locked in his basement and hears a deep voice saying he's coming to help him. Archie thinks he's talking to God. The guy gets into the basement and Archie comes face-to-face with a black handyman. "Forgive me, Lord! The Jeffersons was right!" |
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Hunt. Hunt.
