Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 15, 2014 16:47:05 GMT -5
The physical punishment thread made me wonder what is some good alternatives.
If I thought my teen would have a party I'd simply tell them that if they'd have one I would pack up their clothes for two months and they would not like the ugly tracksuits I'd get them to wear in the meantime. Particularly effective for girls I'd think.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Nov 15, 2014 17:24:18 GMT -5
Threaten emotional trauma for every bad behavior. When they get in trouble for the first time, wake them like this:
Afterwards, tell them this was the mildest form of trauma you know how to inflict.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Nov 15, 2014 17:30:51 GMT -5
I'd let them throw the party then hit on all their hot 18 year old female friends. That'll keep em off my lawn.
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Post by RedSmile on Nov 15, 2014 18:03:07 GMT -5
A guillotine
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JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human Bartender. #BLM
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Nov 17, 2014 0:17:54 GMT -5
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Nov 17, 2014 2:14:50 GMT -5
Record yourself having sex with their mother, then threaten to make them listen to it whenever they screw up. Note, I said listen to it, not watch it. That would be sick. Besides, their imaginations based on the sounds would haunt them more.
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Nov 17, 2014 2:29:43 GMT -5
Grandma has hemorrhoids? Guess who's applying the cream!
I'm starting to think we can combine all of the ideas in this thread for when shit really gets out of hand.
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Evil Homer
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Post by Evil Homer on Nov 17, 2014 2:57:40 GMT -5
Very simple, change the wifi password - dont tell em the new one .
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Nov 17, 2014 3:57:54 GMT -5
Very simple, change the wifi password - dont tell em the new one . Even better, change the wifi name as well. Imagine their dismay at trying to log on and see that the neighbors can see the name "Charlie_Skinner_cannot_use_this_wifi_until_he_grows_up". |
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