Prick tease Lana needs to be a thing.

[mrbananagrabber]

So Lana teased a topless picture on Raw (to a bafflingly muted reaction) and then she's at it again on her Vine account. I don't have the Vine app so can't share it directly, but here's a link.

dailywrestlingnews.com/hot-new-lana-vine-cable-guy-thanks-wwe-nxt-milestone-brie-aj/

The anti US stuff can only go so far, so Lana totally needs to get a prick tease gimmick, even motivating Rusev before his match. "Rusev, if you CRUSH Jack Swagger, you get inside my panties."

Rusev annihilates Swagger in three minutes.

Lana gives Rusev some underwear. "Here you go, I don't think they will fit you though."


Make it happen, Vince.

[Sin Cara Tres]

But a quick Google search kills the gimmick

[mrbananagrabber]

Purely for educational reasons, she's never actually done any nekkid pics, has she?

[D2: Sweet & Sour Edition]

She most certainly has

[Herman The Tosser]

Indeed she has. They're great, she looks great in them.

Go and Google them, they're easy to find, as well as a clip of her in Banshee.

[Sparkybob]

I'll just like to imagine Vince writing the promo and then telling Lana "TALK ABOUT YOUR BODY GODDAMIT"

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Please God no. WWE sexualises its women enough already. Lana is smoking hot and WWE has a lot of hot women, but she's one of the only women on the roster who doesn't wear next to nothing in the ring. She's still not exactly dressed for 'work' per se, but her gimmick has nothing to do with sexiness, she just speaks for Rusev and that's it. Adding 'prick tease' to it is pretty marginalising.

[Sin Cara Tres]

Nov 18, 2014 11:44:54 GMT -5 mrbananagrabber said:

Purely for educational reasons, she's never actually done any nekkid pics, has she?

[BigJerichool222]

I've seen more of Lana than she could possibly tease showing me at this point.

That's right, I've seen her

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}with her hair down.

[________ has left the building]

Kinda similar with how PMS treated Meat.

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Nov 18, 2014 11:15:53 GMT -5 mrbananagrabber said:

So Lana teased a topless picture on Raw (to a bafflingly muted reaction)

Or the audience isn't a bunch of idiots and knew she wasn't going to show anything

[xCompackx]

Nov 18, 2014 18:03:44 GMT -5 Vice honcho room temperature said:

Nov 18, 2014 11:15:53 GMT -5 mrbananagrabber said:

So Lana teased a topless picture on Raw (to a bafflingly muted reaction)

Or the audience isn't a bunch of idiots and knew she wasn't going to show anything

Funny thing is she might've if this were still the Attitude Era. But yeah, it's really weird to even tease it when there's so many kids in the arena.

[Sephiroth]

Nah. Layla fits that gimmick better.

[gr1990]

Thus setting the slow, tentative progress toward women being treated as equals in wrestling back yet again.

Sorry, I mean... yeh and den dey can has bra n panteys matches agen and bring bak da reel devas wiv big titts liek Sabel and Debrah and well hav a nu atiutde era!!1! Bonre!

It was kinda funny as a one-off but to have it be her full-time gimmick, ugh.

[Crappler El 0 M]

It wasn't a prick tease. Wasn't it a booby tease?

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Nov 18, 2014 20:03:53 GMT -5 Crappler El 0 M said:

It wasn't a prick tease. Wasn't it a booby tease?

When I read "Prick tease Lana" I keep getting the image of her getting heel heat with the crowd by threatening to show them Rusev's wang.

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

no thanks. the further wrestling gets away from that demeaning crap the better. plus, as others have said, if you want to see Lana nekkid so bad you can just google.

[SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids]

Nov 18, 2014 12:05:04 GMT -5 "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay said:

Please God no. WWE sexualises its women enough already. Lana is smoking hot and WWE has a lot of hot women, but she's one of the only women on the roster who doesn't wear next to nothing in the ring. She's still not exactly dressed for 'work' per se, but her gimmick has nothing to do with sexiness, she just speaks for Rusev and that's it. Adding 'prick tease' to it is pretty marginalising.

Kevin Dunn has no idea what you just said.